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Twas The (hubbers) Night Before Christmas

Updated on March 14, 2013

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Hubpages,

Not a member was frustrated at the absence of wages.

All the counting of followers and fretting over traffic,

Was left to the cold-hearted Scrooge-like fanatic.

The best of the hubbers were just happy to be there,

Writing to write and content just to share.

marcoujor in her pajamas and me in mine too,

Blabbering at three am with nothing else to do.

When across the board we could sense something brewing,

So we snooped around to see what the hubbers were doing.

I clicked my mouse and needed not to go far,

"There's a brand new hub just published by lone77star!"

bravewarrior and fpherj48 then suddenly appeared,

Hub after hub, “look there’s one by Captain Redbeard”.

It was such a great treat getting to read all these folks,

Like little digital visits from pals like K9keystrokes.

But it was late at night, it's now time to go,

Time to log-off and say goodnight to Docmo.

Goodnight to Gypsy Rose Lee and to MartieCoetser and to Sunnie Day,

Goodnight and sweet dreams and nothing more to say.

One after another all the hubbers had flown,

Even A Troubled Man went to bed and left the Christians alone.

But I heard ImKarn23 exclaim as my screen lost it’s light,

“Happy Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!”

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    • fpherj48 profile image

      Paula 3 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York Sha and I were busted, sneaking around at 3 a.m........but we aren't talking. Nope, no way, Mickey! You'll never know what we were up to.

      And get your mind out the gutter, right this minute....or we tell Santa that Mickey's been a bad boy!

      Wishing you & yours a Most Joyous & Blessed Holiday Season. Paula

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      Merry Christmas, Mickey! It's nice to see you out and about again. I'd forgotten about this delightful poem of yours. Thanks for giving it another showing.

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      MickeySr 4 years ago from Hershey, Pa.

      ImKarn23 ~ I just updated my Christmas list . . . at the top, I want to hear you giggling.

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      MickeySr 4 years ago from Hershey, Pa.

      Deborah ~ thank you , and merry Christmas.

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      MickeySr 4 years ago from Hershey, Pa.

      Maria ~ and I enjoy being tormented my you . . . a bit . . . maybe . . . sometimes.

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      MickeySr 4 years ago from Hershey, Pa.

      Docmo ~ I'm glad my Christmas includes good wishes to you this year, thanks for the comment.

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      MickeySr 4 years ago from Hershey, Pa.

      Thanks Martie - it feels like it kind of brings us all together, in a fanciful sort of way.

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      MickeySr 4 years ago from Hershey, Pa.

      teaches12345 ~ you're so sweet, thank you.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Mickey, this is too funny. But I think HP dropped you again from my followers. I found this because Maria commented and I was notified. I was never notified of your original post, nor was I notified of your December Perspectives post. I'm beginning to get a complex. Have you been dropped twice or have you dumped me twice?! :(

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      Maria Jordan 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      Oh LAWD, Paula...does Mickey hallucinate...something awful!!

      Leslie, This POOP is a shameless PLUG for National Constipation Month and I can think of no one whose comment STREAM deserves this more.

      Sunnie, Do we really need to encourage this thing we know he will be the Easter bunny...

      Oh hey, Mickey...what's shakin bacon?

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      Peggy Woods 5 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Haha! This was cute. Merry Christmas and a very Happy Holidays to you and all of your favorite hubbers! :)

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      Paula 5 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Mickey......I was either sleep-walking or you were hallucinating due to sleep deprivation. At 3 a.m.......I can promise you, it wasn't me!

      This is delightful! You made my day and I thank you. Just in time to cheer me up! Wishing a Holiday of Peace. Love and Joy to you and yours.

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      Sunnie Day 5 years ago

      LOL absolutely Adorable...But I have one question..why oh why did you not apply for the head elf's position? You looked adorable in your little green suit! You were a shoe in! Anyway...thank you for the smiles! Wishing you a very Merry Christmas Micky.


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      Victoria Lynn 5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      That was so much fun to read!!!

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      Ruchira 5 years ago from United States

      Haha...this sure is funny, Mickey.

      Contentment despite the low wages atHP is paid by the wonderful Hubbers.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      i giggled through the entire poem - beginning to end - mostly cause you're such a damned recluse! i see now why the girls abuse you so liberally - maria's given me the poop..

      i'm a bit of a recluse myself, but - i trust my hub-buds!

      Thanks for the mention, Mickey...'Merry Christmas to all - and to YOU a good night'xx

      ps. love the self-portrait..haha

      sharing forward...(can you say 'shar-ing'...?...LOL)

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      OH thank you for making me smile.. I think we all need to read this.. it is so solemn right now..

      God Bless you

      And Merry Christmas


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      Maria Jordan 5 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      Blabbering at 3AM with my pajamas on with you, Mickey dear...?

      Oh my goodness, I must have indulged in Docmo's spiced wine...

      Merry, merry to a man I enjoy tormenting as if you were indeed family!

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      Mohan Kumar 5 years ago from UK

      Ah.. thank you, Mickey! What a great way to spend christmas with my hub-family. This has warmed my heart more than a glass of spiced wine.

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      Martie Coetser 5 years ago from South Africa

      Oh, this is a heartwarming fantasy - spending a Christmas Eve with my 'family' in hubpages. I am sure we will have a ball, and maybe Santa will take us for a ride to the moon and back. Thanks, Mickey, for this unexpected fantasy. I regard you as family online, whether you like it or not. I wish you an yours a merry Christmas and the happiest New Year :)

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      You have creative talent! I enjoyed this version of the old poem. Very funny and well done!

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      MickeySr 5 years ago from Hershey, Pa.

      Joanne1225, thanks for the note.

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      Cindy Murdoch 5 years ago from Texas

      This was so cute. I wish I had run across it earlier. I hope that you had a very merry Christmas celebrating the birth of our Savior.

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      whiteorchids 5 years ago from Tropical Paradise

      I loved it! Okay so I have been watching your work on this account. What a joy to have you in our community and many admire your work. Adorable absolutely adorable! :)

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      Joanne1225 5 years ago from Central Pennsylvania

      Oh, very, very cute, Mickey! I love it! I especially love the pic of you as an elf.

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      MickeySr 5 years ago from Hershey, Pa.

      Thanks to all of you for your favorable comments - I hoped this would be a minor treat for those here at HubPages over the holiday . . . I'm glad you all got a kick out of it.

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      Sunnie Day 5 years ago

      Hi Micky,

      I read this I think a couple days ago and sorry it did not show computer has been doing weird is those Christmas elves I think playing around and deleting stuff lol..This was really cute..I loved it and thank you for thinking of me..made me smile big..

      Take care..Happy New Year!


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      Sunnie Day 5 years ago

      Ahhhh Micky this was so special. Merry Christmas to you and your family too..I loved this so much..My computer has been up and down so I am hoping I can continue to write for a little while tonight. Wishing you a Happy New year filled with much love and peace.

      Take care dear friend,



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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Merry Christmas, MickeySr.! Thanx for the honorable mention!

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      The Writers Dog 5 years ago

      Thanks for a good festive chuckle. Voted up.

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      SirDent 5 years ago

      I like it. Nice humorous hub. Email the HP team about the dupe content warning. It might be a bug or the automatic filters picked up on it because of the title.

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      Leptirela 5 years ago from I don't know half the time

      hahahahahah LOVE IT, ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT

      VOTE UP

      And verrryy merrry x-mas to you

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      Callum 5 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      Love this :)