Passionate kissing
the kind
that consumes
A woman's taste
her thighs
her scent
And now there's little time
damn this awful
waste
once more I beg
once more
kiss me
You just don't see good spoof movies like Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, and Young Frankenstein anymore.
i saw them... when they first came out. I liked spaceballs.
If you can win a girls heart with spaceballs in place of a poem like Ed's... more power to ya.
I wouldn't want to associate myself with anyone who didn't like Spaceballs. :V
Cut it out you guys...you are forcing me to envision the girl romantically persuaded by Spaceballs.
Yeah, Ed's poem, Spaceballs... they both work for me.
You're a complex woman, (or was that redundant?).
To be fair, I think Ed's poem would work on just about anyone.
Especially if read by Rick Moranis in an over sized Darth Vader helmet, complete with voice synthesizer?
I have so many jokes popping into my head. Not one is appropriate.
Sometimes I worry about where your mind will take you next Ed. But you do conjure up some interesting thoughts. This one brought to mind that scene from that campy movie I believe from Mel Brooks where Madelyn Kahn sings I'm so tired and I think she was supposed to remind everyone of Marlena Dietrich. You see how far you have brought me.....
by Daffy Duck 12 years ago
What movie would you really love to see a sequal of that doesn't have one?I want a sequal to Spaceballs. That movie was hilarious and even suggested a sequal in the movie it's self "Spaceballs: The Search For More Money".
by lanealanea 7 years ago
"Put the candle stick back." Never finished the movie.
by peter565 7 years ago
Which are your top 3 satire Movie and TV show?This is my list (1) The Campaign (2) The Simpsons (3) Two and a Half Man
by Brenda Thornlow 8 years ago
What's your favorite comedy movie?I have a few but when asked what's my all-time favorite, the very first one that comes to mind is Mean Girls. Others that I never tire of are The Princess Bride, Young Frankenstein, Arthur & Hall Pass.
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