What is the most funny one liner you have heard so far?

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  1. ahmed.b profile image74
    ahmed.bposted 6 years ago

    What is the most funny one liner you have heard so far?

  2. Bibowen profile image97
    Bibowenposted 6 years ago

    "Round up the usual suspects." ~ Casablanca

  3. skgrao profile image72
    skgraoposted 6 years ago

    " The Law will take it's own course " - This is most funny because it has no course of its own and politics makes our law very funny as for example a man who was kept in jail for 15 months gets BAIL which they say - B=Business,A=as.IL= usual.He comes out of Jail gets a 1000 strong men cheering him with garlands and firing Fire Crackers in public.The person a politician enters the parliament next day and sits as a member of the parliament.He is involved in the country's Super Scam of over Rs.17,00.00 Crore but the Prime Minister say's he is innocent and say's the Law will hear his case and the Law will take it's own course.Few men like him are already at home with similar super scams.

  4. johnnicholson83 profile image60
    johnnicholson83posted 6 years ago

    "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research."

    1. cablemanagements profile image56
      cablemanagementsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Good one.. liked it!

    2. skgrao profile image72
      skgraoposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Even Research is copied and submitted with changes.What is PhD.I was offered one for my private project done if submitted through a 3rd party for Rs.50,000/-

 
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