What was the best Pick up Line you have ever heard from a man?

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  1. DDE profile image25
    DDEposted 3 years ago

    What was the best Pick up Line you have ever heard from  a man?

    Mostly men use pick up lines. I once heard this line ''Send me a photograph of you and I will tell Santa what I want for Christmas.'' Do you think Pick up Lines are humorous?

  2. Rui Carreira profile image87
    Rui Carreiraposted 3 years ago

    I never heard any, but I say some myself - "Baby if I was a tire I would roll over you" (sounds humorous on my language) | and there's this one I use which I saw on the Internet and really works to get some laughs - Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive!

    1. DDE profile image25
      DDEposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you.  As more  men tend to use Pick up lines  it wouldn't be a common for you to hear these lines. The Pick up line used  is funny.

  3. Shyron E Shenko profile image81
    Shyron E Shenkoposted 3 years ago

    Most pickup lines are an attempt at humor and some are funny. I heard so many and can't remember but one.

    Guy came up to me and ask if he could use my comb. I said no!
    He said "I am 21 years old and I can only do it twice a week, and I just had it last night or else I would take you to bed.

    I can't print my answer here, but my answer had an entire restaurant laughing so hard some were crying, and the guy left.

    1. DDE profile image25
      DDEposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Shyron thank you and that was a very funny.  I heard a few but did not take much heed to these lines and have forgotten about it.

  4. word55 profile image68
    word55posted 3 years ago

    I overheard a guy tell a lady that was wearing sandals "you're a pretty lady with very beautiful feet" I kind of glanced over at the lady and her feet. It was true... They started talking afterwards.

    1. DDE profile image25
      DDEposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      word55 Sometimes these lines can be funny or frustrating. Thank you.

  5. profile image0
    lovedoctor926posted 3 years ago

    Haha. I've heard some pretty funny pick up lines. Last summer I was on a Carribean cruise in Nassau. I was walking along the shore when this really good-looking guy approached me. Before he even asked me my name, he was like Damn girl! If  you were a fruit, you'd be FINE apple.. I must say it really made me laugh out loud too. Lol

    1. DDE profile image25
      DDEposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      lovedoctor926 thank you and very funny.

  6. Phyllis Doyle profile image96
    Phyllis Doyleposted 3 years ago

    One guy said to me: "I am not here to chat, I am looking for a wife to spend the rest of my life with."  Well ... I sure appreciated his honesty.

    1. DDE profile image25
      DDEposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Hi Phyllis Doyle thank you and that was  a meaningful one.

  7. peachpurple profile image81
    peachpurpleposted 3 years ago

    Nope, haven't heard of corny lines from hubby, except i love you

    1. DDE profile image25
      DDEposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      peachpurple thank you for taking part here and ''I love you'' sounds great.

  8. Lady_E profile image65
    Lady_Eposted 3 years ago

    "You have something on your back, let me help you?"
    I thought it was a kind gesture but later on, I though he probably put it there himself. lol.

    1. DDE profile image25
      DDEposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Lady _E Great one! So funny! Thank you

 
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