What are some clean cheesy jokes?

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  1. Elizabeth Bowers profile image87
    Elizabeth Bowersposted 4 years ago

    What are some clean cheesy jokes?

    I'm always looking for a cheesy joke to share with my friends, family and co-workers.  I always like to see them groan, and I personally love jokes - the cheesier the better.  Anyone have any clean jokes to share?  I always love a good laugh!

  2. The Examiner-1 profile image70
    The Examiner-1posted 4 years ago

    Have you heard the one about... (and add any clean punchline).

    1. Elizabeth Bowers profile image87
      Elizabeth Bowersposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      smile

  3. Dreamhowl profile image95
    Dreamhowlposted 4 years ago

    What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college?
    - Bison!

    1. Elizabeth Bowers profile image87
      Elizabeth Bowersposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Love it! smile

  4. FatFreddysCat profile image99
    FatFreddysCatposted 4 years ago

    Q: What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

    A: "Graaaaiiiiiins!"

    1. Elizabeth Bowers profile image87
      Elizabeth Bowersposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Hahaha... hilarious!

    2. FatFreddysCat profile image99
      FatFreddysCatposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      I can't take full credit for that one, my son heard it at school awhile back... haha

    3. Elizabeth Bowers profile image87
      Elizabeth Bowersposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, well it's definitely a keeper lol.  Can't wait to see the look on my sister's face when I tell her this.  She'll probably stare at me like I've grown and extra head and intone, "Wooow..." My family doesn't always sync up to my sense of humor. smile

  5. bethperry profile image92
    bethperryposted 4 years ago

    Elizabeth, here are a few for you:
    Q: Why wouldn't Mr. Krabs share his treasure?
    A: Because he was a little shellfish.


    Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes?
    A: With little nazi's.


    Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
    A: Fsssh


    Q: What made the baby cookie cry?
    A: Her mother was a wafer awhile.


    Q: What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
    A. Neck-tarines


    Q: How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down?
    A: He married her.


    Q: What happens when you sit in the snow too long?
    A: You get Polaroids


    (And a regional favorite!)
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A. To show the 'possum it could be done.

    1. Elizabeth Bowers profile image87
      Elizabeth Bowersposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Brilliant.  I thank you very much! smile

  6. profile image65
    Praneeth Inspireposted 4 years ago

    If you never run out of tissues, then it's snot a problem!

    1. Elizabeth Bowers profile image87
      Elizabeth Bowersposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      heehee... nice. smile

  7. profile image0
    mts1098posted 4 years ago

    so a skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a cold draft beer and a mop )

  8. nochance profile image91
    nochanceposted 4 years ago

    Try looking up Dad jokes or Anti-jokes. My fiance was using some like that on his 9-year-old cousin and his face was priceless.

    Q: What's red and smells like blue paint?
    A: Red paint.

    Q: What did grandpa say right before he kicked the bucket?
    A: How far do you think I can kick this bucket?

    Q: What's green and has wheels?
    A: Grass. I lied about the wheels.

    Q: What's red and really hurts when thrown at your face?
    A: A firetruck.

 
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