What are some clean cheesy jokes?
I'm always looking for a cheesy joke to share with my friends, family and co-workers. I always like to see them groan, and I personally love jokes - the cheesier the better. Anyone have any clean jokes to share? I always love a good laugh!
Have you heard the one about... (and add any clean punchline).
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college?
Q: What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
I can't take full credit for that one, my son heard it at school awhile back... haha
LOL, well it's definitely a keeper lol. Can't wait to see the look on my sister's face when I tell her this. She'll probably stare at me like I've grown and extra head and intone, "Wooow..." My family doesn't always sync up to my sense of humor.
Elizabeth, here are a few for you:
Q: Why wouldn't Mr. Krabs share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish.
Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes?
A: With little nazi's.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Q: What made the baby cookie cry?
A: Her mother was a wafer awhile.
Q: What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
Q: How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down?
A: He married her.
Q: What happens when you sit in the snow too long?
A: You get Polaroids
(And a regional favorite!)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the 'possum it could be done.
If you never run out of tissues, then it's snot a problem!
so a skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a cold draft beer and a mop )
Try looking up Dad jokes or Anti-jokes. My fiance was using some like that on his 9-year-old cousin and his face was priceless.
Q: What's red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
Q: What did grandpa say right before he kicked the bucket?
A: How far do you think I can kick this bucket?
Q: What's green and has wheels?
A: Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Q: What's red and really hurts when thrown at your face?
A: A firetruck.
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