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"Man" Jokes

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    Deborah Sextonposted 7 years ago

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt
    Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,

    'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

    'It depends,' I replied.

    'What does it say on your shirt?'

    He yelled back, ' GO GATORS! '

    And they say
    blondes are dumb....

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    Deborah Sextonposted 7 years ago

    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

    1. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  3. Pearldiver profile image82
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    lol Ummmm hmm

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    Shona Venterposted 7 years ago

    Why did God make men?

    Have you ever seen a vibrator mowing the lawn or taking out the rubbish bags? :-)

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    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    True story

    Joe - 'Hey Monica I can't find my shirt!'

    Monica - 'Have you tried looking for it?'

    Joe - 'ummm no'

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      pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      hey kirstenblog , do u have capacity of mind travel..it happened to me yesterday what u narrated..but my name is not joe...

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        kirstenblogposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I am a woman, we can read minds didn't ya know?

        Oh and the names were changed to protect anonymity tongue

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          pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          lol

 
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