political talk, very interesting

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    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
    >altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,

    >"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
    >hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

    >The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
    >balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet
    >above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
    >100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

    >She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

    >"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

    >"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
    >correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
    >still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

    >The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

    >"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

    >"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are
    >going. You've risen to where you are , due to a large quantity of hot
    >air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me
    >to solve your problem.

    >You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but
    >somehow, now it's my fault."