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What is the difference between a pie and a tart?
Tarts don't have tops on . . .
Nice one, climberjames. Just a little humor here on Father's Day-anyone have any jokes about dads?
that is soo funny.,..... are you english, as i am. Here in Ireland they call apple pies apple tarts, even with a top. Just thought i would let you know,, it is annoying.....
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
A pirate walks into a bar, with the wheel from his ship in his pants. The bar tender looks at him and says "what is that for?" the pirate replys "Arrrgh, its driving me nuts!"
Just the other day I read about a woman who was killed while being proposed to by a lightning strike. I thought to myself...how sad is that? Why was she even dating lightening to begin with, who does she think she is? Metallica?
why did the housewife cross the road.....
Does it even matter, what was she doing out of the kitchen, is the real question.
A Canadian, American, Australian, Englishman, Irishman, German, Italian and New Zealnader all walk into the bar at once, the barman looks up and says' What is this, some kind of joke?........'
Snow White and the dwarfs cottage explodes.A fireman hears a voice in the rubble saying England can still won the world cup.
Thank heavens he shouts Dopey is still alive.
Two cannibals were eating a clown, one turned to the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
by Charlu6 months ago
Can you tell the difference between a real cowboy and a wanna be cowboy? If so tell me how.Is it when their boots cost more than their trucks or what's under them boots that counts? Could it be in the way they walk from...
by LonghornComedy6 years ago
What is the difference between a Comedian and a Joke Teller?There are a lot of so called "Comedians" that are actually Joke Tellers....so you know the difference between them?
by Bema Self6 years ago
How do you tell the difference between Yarrow and Hemlock?I am looking for a very detailed hub explaining the differences between Yarrow and Hemlock. Pictures would be a bonus as well!
by Matthew I Crawford7 years ago
Q: If a blonde and a brunette fall off a building at the exact same time, which one lands first?A: The brunette; the blonde had to stop to ask for directions.Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?A: She opens...
by Ron Montgomery6 years ago
Take a break from politics and religion, just share a joke.
by schoolgirlforreal6 years ago
I'll start:No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between thetwowords COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that's easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE &...
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