what IF you were superman?
if i was superman, i would do so many things it's not even funny. some of you might think im real jerk for what im about to say, but please hear me out as i list ALL things i would do if i were superman in real life.
1. I would organize a meeting with all the columbian drug lords, mafia, yakuza, gangs, pimps, and pretty much every major player within the organized crime syndicate of the world. Then I would tell them that they can continue doing business as usual, but all I want is a cut of their profits. the cut i would take from them would automatically go entirely to charity of course (i.e. churches, environment, peta, and etc), as i wouldn't keep a penny for myself. How much of a cut will I take from them you ask?
why it's simple. I would demand they pay me about 99.9 percent of their profits and keep only 0.01 percent of it for themselves. if they asked me why, then i would tell them that's protection money. they'd be paying me money, so i wouldn't come back and kill every one of them myself. after all, im superman, so there's NOTHING they could do to me that would harm me. therefore, i would demand they'd pay me 99.9 percent of their profits, or else i'd kill them. then after making my threat to all of them, i would go up to the biggest and tallest person in the room, that seemed the most buff, then knock him through the wall. using only my pinky finger to punch him through the freaking wall; just to show all them how much i mean business.
2. I would go off to the middle east and use all my powers to end the war there between the palestinians and israelis. telling them that i would no longer tolerate their bickering, or else they would have to deal with me. and believe me, i ain't going to play fair if they mess with me, so they know i would mean serious business.
3. i would do whatever i could to divert all of the meteors and asteroids that were on a direct collision course with earth, like apollo for instance.
4. i would put an end to human trafficking. specifically those that use child prostitutes, as they would not be tolerated. the first offense, i would just give them a warning and take the child to their home. the second time.....well lets just say the person responsible won't live to see another day...lets put it to you that way.
5. I would go to africa, and try to bring peace and prosperity to their country, any way i could.
6. i would make it a point to visit every 3rd world country out there, and make it my mission to make their lives better.
7. i would organize a meeting with all the world leaders, and propose to them that i would gladly take on whatever duties they needed of me, as long as it was within reason. Telling them that I would even resolve and end various wars for them if it would mean no more bloodshed. however, the only thing i would ask of them is for me to have an entire island to myself somewhere. a place where i can truly be alone if i wanted to.
8. although this is going to sound vain, i would make a list of all the guys that used to beat me up and pick on me in high school. then i would visit each of their homes, and beat the living tar out of them. don't get me wrong, i certainly wouldn't kill them. no, i would just beat them up until they were paralyzed, so they too could know what it's like to feel helpless. mwahahaha!
anyway, sorry to ramble on like that, and i hope you all don't think ill of me for all the things that i would want to do if i was superman.
lol. thanks for the compliment.
lol.
That's kind of my thing (not the afraid-of-heights thing, but the flying thing). If I were SuperMan I'd probably use most of my time flying around. Heck, if you can fly above all the crises everywhere, there's something to be said for that. ("Let the people who can't fly solve their own problems. I've put in more than my share of time as a solid, on-the-ground, aim-to-save-the-world, kind of person. I'm up, up, and away. Wave to me (or not- I don't really care) when you see me fly by."
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You mean I'm not Superman already?
I would claim Earnest is Superman, thus diverting all media hounding and personal requests to save everyone on to a good guy.
So did I habee, so did I.
I am listening to the radio as I read this thread. They are playing everyone is kung fu fighting.
Hmmmmmmmmm.
Okay
Oh hoe hoe hooooooe oh hoe hoe hooooooe............
Superman was kung fu fighting (even though he didn't need too)
that cat was fast as(well as a speeding bullet)
He didnt have a mullet (ligthing doesnt rhyme with bullet)
I cant help but imagine that he would be kind of clumsy and breaking concrete and stuff. The picture certainly would be funny.
Hey Ben! Hey dude. The question was what if you were superman?
What were you thinking?
Oh.
You don't like my kung fu fighting superman?
Okay if I were superman,
I would fly and stay away from kryptonite but I would play my ipod.
oh hoe hoe hoooooe.........If I were a Superman then my transport cost will be zero but I wont be flying with my underwear over my pants!!
- Uma07posted 14 years ago
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- Home Girlposted 14 years ago0
If i was superman i would get a minimum wage job so i can buy a hot pocket because im hungry. hahahaha
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