How did the dog cross the river without getting wet?

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   richtwfposted 14 years ago

   A man takes his dog for a walk. The dog runs freely and eventually is on one side of the river while his owner is on the other side. The dog's owner whistles and his dog returns to him - dry. How did the dog return without getting wet?

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      ksha16posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Lol yeah how? hehe lol

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      tobey100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Easy.  The dog qualified for one of Obama's shovel ready projects and received a grant of $21.7 million in order to put 6 union employees to work building a bridge.  Due to local, state and federal regulations it took just a little less than 14 years to complete the job with a $3.9 million cost overrun.  When the dog finally crossed the river the owner had passed away 8 months earlier.  (The bridge has been abandoned for safety reasons.  The dog is current requesting and additional $14 million for repairs.)   Did I get it right???????

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         richtwfposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         LOL - naaaah.

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      Cherri Jaramilloposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      He crossed the bridge.

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   saleheensblogposted 14 years ago

   dogs always know where the bridge is. If they don't they cross the river in winter when the water get freezed. LOL. they can use Mark's boat as well

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      sofsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      The river is dry!!     where is the mention of water just the river!!

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         richtwfposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Could be and great try - but not the one I'm looking for I'm afraid.

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      richtwfposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Saleheen - I didn't say anything too soon because I wanted to give others a chance to think and dwell on this little brainteaser but you're the worthy champion here - Congrats!
      
      Will go and leave the answer at the bottom now - byee!

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   saleheensblogposted 14 years ago

   the dog was in the train and the master was a station master, as he whistled the train moved on with the dog.

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   tobey100posted 14 years ago

   It was a dogfish?????

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   Daniel Carterposted 14 years ago

   One of two ways:
   1. The river bed was dry.
   2. Some type of natural or constructed bridge.

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   Richard Stephenposted 14 years ago

   It was winter and the river was frozen?

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      richtwfposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Great answer and it's the right one but Saleheen pipped you to it.

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   richtwfposted 14 years ago

   The man walked his dog during the winter; so when the dog was on the other side of the river, and was called back, it returned across the frozen mass of water back to its master.

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   Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

   I like the bridge idea better - but the real question is...
   
   Why did the chicken cross the road?

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      nisargmehtaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe because chicken was hungry and wanted to have a turkey! lol!!

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   PoetikalyAnointedposted 6 years ago

   Lol...frozen river. Good one.

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