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Should we be afraid of Donald Trumps hair?

  1. Popit profile image74
    Popitposted 2 years ago

    Is it true that his hair is actually an alien, using his body as a vehicle?

  2. Oztinato profile image70
    Oztinatoposted 2 years ago

    Yes we should be afraid, very afraid. Firstly we could be seeing a lot more of it (if money buys votes). Secondly it could shoot somebody, anybody will do apparently. Thirdly it could become fashionable like Kim Un Jong's hairstyle (?) or whatever that nutty north Korean leader's name is. Lastly it could cause World War 3 as it forces it's owner to start nukin' (a bit like that Simpson's episode where Homer gets Snake's hair transplanted).

    1. Popit profile image74
      Popitposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Nooooooooh!  More of it?  The horror!  I note that his offspring have been shooting endangered elephants.  This propensity to shoot anything that moves appears genetic.  (His son also has the hair, a younger more flowing girly version so I am guessing he's sporting a female alien.)  Surely it will never become fashionable?  Mind you, I used to think that about beards.  AS FOR WW3, the rest of the world is kind of counting on you to boot Trump and his parasitic toupee out of politics.

  3. kbdressman profile image93
    kbdressmanposted 2 years ago

    If that's what it takes to keep you from voting for him or otherwise supporting him, yes.  Please be very, VERY terrified of his hair.

    1. Popit profile image74
      Popitposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Alas, it's out of my hands. I'm not American. I'm holding my breath with the rest of Europe.
      I am reduced to gawping at sound bites, with my mouth open at the breathtaking ability of that hair; which appears to be hovering about an inch off the top of his head.  Is it some sort of ploy to distract from what he's saying?  Should he be confined to radio broadcasts so that people can actually hear the verbal diarrhea?

  4. Jodah profile image90
    Jodahposted 2 years ago

    If Donald Trump wins the Presidency, there'll be hell toupee.

    1. Popit profile image74
      Popitposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile big_smile big_smile

    2. janshares profile image96
      jansharesposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      AAahhhhhh, lol, lol. So good. big_smile

    3. colorfulone profile image85
      colorfuloneposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      You are smart.   Hell, Hillary and Obama might even be indicted.  smile 

      May the blonde jokes roll off the cuff...

  5. Jesse Drzal profile image97
    Jesse Drzalposted 2 years ago

    Oh Jodah, good work on that lol!

    1. Jodah profile image90
      Jodahposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Jesse smile

  6. Farawaytree profile image97
    Farawaytreeposted 2 years ago

    I think he should shave his head, because every time I see him on TV, that thing is flying around like a plastic bag in the wind! Not practical wink

    1. Popit profile image74
      Popitposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile big_smile big_smile
      I think it's trying to attract his attention or distract ours or possibly both.  You have to kind of feel sorry for it; having to listen to all that jibber-jabber.  It must be longing to end it's mission and return to the mother ship.

  7. ahorseback profile image78
    ahorsebackposted 2 years ago

    I believe that there is a hair conspiracy going on in America ,   James brown , Trump ,  Al Sharpton  ,  I mean seriously , think about the implications , this could be revolutionary ?   Remember George Armstrong Custer   , all of a sudden the natives all have blond hair !  Hey ...........trump has blond hair !

    1. Popit profile image74
      Popitposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Doh!!!  It's an invasion of the epicranial  aponeurosis snatchers!  They are spreading their flowing golden locks across the heads of the great and the good.  And Donald Trump.  It's ingenious.

      1. Popit profile image74
        Popitposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        http://usercontent1.hubimg.com/12856848_f248.jpg

        The toupee has landed!

        1. Popit profile image74
          Popitposted 2 years agoin reply to this

          I'd just like to say I thought more of you would join in!  Mocking politicians about their hair has a long tradition, (about 200 years)  and I thought that hubbers' would take the opportunity to take a break from the political hand-wringing and indulge in a little silliness and low wit.

 
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