If Nancy Pelosi became president (gOd forbid), what do you think she would do fi

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  1. darklingthrush profile image60
    darklingthrushposted 14 years ago

    If Nancy Pelosi became president (gOd forbid), what do you think she would do first as president?

    I ask this question because I beleive she is the most ignorant, dumbest House Leader this country has ever seen.  She is the Queen of Liarville and the Lady of "Imadumbassbitchton".  My answer would be- she would move the state capital to S.F. so she wouldn't have to fly to D.C. to go to work everyday...something stupid and then deny that D.C. was ever the capital of the US..

  2. tonybeck profile image59
    tonybeckposted 14 years ago

    This is an easy one. She would put us on the same drugs she uses so we can finally view the world through her chemically-induced lens.  I think that would be another sign that the end times are near. : )

  3. tony0724 profile image60
    tony0724posted 14 years ago

    suspend the constitution and make herself supreme ruler and then forcibly take away gunowners guns

  4. breakfastpop profile image63
    breakfastpopposted 14 years ago

    Her first order of business would be to schedule a facelift, in Italy, at a private clinic at taxpayer's expense.

  5. profile image0
    sneakorocksolidposted 14 years ago

    First she will cry. Then we will cry. Then she will install a large tariff on imported wine.

  6. The Shark profile image60
    The Sharkposted 14 years ago

    First she would have us join the EU. Then she would build a National Mosque in DC.

    The Shark

  7. JiJi786 profile image60
    JiJi786posted 14 years ago

    Pelosi affirms that America and Israel share a strong bond when it comes to war and peace. In the long run, the Democrats and Republicans support them. So what's next, WW3 ?

    With her evil fingers of hers.. "Anything is possible"


  8. eovery profile image60
    eoveryposted 14 years ago

    Convince the Pope that Catholics believe in abortion.

  9. garynew profile image59
    garynewposted 13 years ago

    Get yet another facelift...and this answer is too short so I have to keep writing.  Why do they want a long answer to a simple question?!


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