Top Ten Reasons Not To Immigrate To Canada
Serious and humorous answers accepted
1. You like guns.
2. You think the Maple Leafs might win the cup.
3. You think Canada is the 51st state.
4. You are not ready for "ehh" at the end of every sentence.
5. You like a proper "European" espresso.
6. You know how to drive.
7. You are looking for "fine-dining".
8. You are thinking of sky-scrapers ...
9. You are thinking Macaroni and Cheese topped with ketchup
was a bad joke.
1. Hockeys better here.
2. Language issues.
3. Horrible fishing.
4. Women don't shave.
5. Mounties have poofy pants.
6. Why would you move in with your little sister.
7. Weak beer.
8. National bird is the Moose?
9. Men wear panties.
10. Too many Baluga.
1. Not enough people around
2. Too remote and spread-out
3. You hate poutine even though you don't even know what it is
4. You will never drink Molson Canadian beer
5. Too many cultures in one place at one time
6. You would rather go to Starbucks instead of Tim Hortons for your coffee every morning
7. You will never understand hockey, curling, or even lacrosse
8. You are afraid that a horde of beavers will come out and eat you out of your new home if you decide to build one
9. You think it's taboo to sing the national anthem whenever it's being played
10. You can never understand why people say "eh," at the end of every sentence
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