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How to figure out if you are a Republican, Democrat or Independant

  1. gamergirl profile image60
    gamergirlposted 8 years ago

    How to figure out if you are a Republican, Democrat or Independant

  2. Ralph Deeds profile image63
    Ralph Deedsposted 8 years ago

    1. Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.

    2. Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out.

    3. Republicans usually wear hats and always clean their paint brushes.

    4. Democrats give their worn-out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs.

    5. Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.

    6. Democrats name their children after currently-popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers. Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is.

    7. Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking but are not successful. Neither are Republicans.

    8. Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.

    9. Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.

    10. Most of the stuff alongside the road has been thrown out of car windows by Democrats.

    11. Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes.

    12. Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.

    13. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.

    14. Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.

    15. Republicans sleep in twin beds--some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.

  3. GNelson profile image77
    GNelsonposted 7 years ago

    Rebublicans march in lockstep, Democrats don't march, and independents don't get elected.

 
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