Victory Lap at Airport Baggage Claim

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   GA Andersonposted 5 years ago

   You made it through TSA security, and you still have to wait for a victory lap before you can get your luggage. Geesh.
   
   WARNING! I am a dirty old man and this video is of a TSA-secured airport baggage claim area. Delicate folks with no sense of humor SHOULD NOT CLICK THIS LINK!
   
   
   
   GA

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      IslandBitesposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Erm... Oookkk.

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         GA Andersonposted 5 years agoin reply to this

         I am guessing that you clicked the link?
         
         Tell the truth. If you didn't I still respect you, but if you did . . . that's funny right there, I don't care who you are. ;-)
         
         Too many of us needed this. We are just too full of ourselves.
         
         GA

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            IslandBitesposted 5 years agoin reply to this

            I did. I trust you. But I didn't find it funny. My exact reaction was "erm, oookkk" (you can't hear it ).
            
            But I appreciate the effort. LOL
            
            Really.

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               GA Andersonposted 5 years agoin reply to this

               Now I am seriously worried IslandMom. Whether one wishes to admit it or not, the "star" of the video and its implications are a fact of life - as I see it. And if you don't see the conveyor-belt scenario as funny - then I am worried that you don't have a sense of humor.
               
               And you must have a sense of humor to survive this life. Especially with two new boys to contend with. You have some work to do. I hope you can see that.
               
               GA

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                  IslandBitesposted 5 years agoin reply to this

                  I do have a sense of humor. But this I find it silly, not funny. Maybe is a guy thing, or maybe it's because I'm not a teenager anymore.

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                     GA Andersonposted 5 years agoin reply to this

                     Ha! I am relieved. It is both. That you find it silly is enough.
                     
                     GA

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                     GA Andersonposted 5 years agoin reply to this

                     Yep, I think it is definitely a guy thing. And I thought it silly too. Along with being funny.
                     
                     As the image picked shows, my first mental image was of a drum major leading the band of baggage.
                     
                     GA

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      Credence2posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      That was a hoot, people standing around, not wanting to comment. This is someone's practical joke. It was large economy size, but it belonged to somebody. Who has the claim check?
      
      I worked for a few months during the middle Seventies at The old Denver Stapleton airport as a Security guard, long before any TSA.
      
      The stories I could tell about the variety of things people had in their purses and luggage during a search and all you had to do to remain professional and not burst into laughter. You learn quick to dump the contents of a purse to be searched on the examination table You no more put your hands in a purse than put your hands into the jaws of a crocodile.

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         GA Andersonposted 5 years agoin reply to this

         You gave a funny mental image Cred.  Thanks.
         
         I can just see you taking a step back.
         
         GA

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   PrettyPantherposted 5 years ago

   Before you buy a [insert object seen on conveyor belt], you should think long and hard.
   
   Sorry, couldn't resist.

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      GA Andersonposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      "Long and hard . . ." Ha!!  I knew we were kindred spirits. You dirty dog. I am going to tell your husband.
      
      GA

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         PrettyPantherposted 5 years agoin reply to this

         I told my husband and he shrugged and said, "Now he sees how you are." lol
         
         I grew up with three brothers and no sisters and a Mom who worked swing shift so I didn't see much of her, then had two sons and no daughters. I have been surrounded by men my whole life so I usually  "get" their humor.

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            GA Andersonposted 5 years agoin reply to this

            I am not surprised Sandy. I also knew that you were not one of the "delicate ones" that should not click. (that was intended as a compliment)
            
            GA

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   Live to Learnposted 5 years ago

   I clicked the link. I'm always up for a laugh. I don't get the joke.

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      GA Andersonposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      You don't get the joke? Really? Having to wait for a dildo to complete a circuit before you can grab your luggage, and you don't get the joke?
      
      I don't believe you.
      
      GA

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         Live to Learnposted 5 years agoin reply to this

         Ok. So the baggage handlers sent a dildo out and waited until it came back before they put the luggage on the conveyor.
         
         Still not funny. It's kind of like bathroom humor. Only certain people are going to find the joke, I guess.

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