Coronavirus Humor

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  1. GA Anderson profile image91
    GA Andersonposted 2 years ago

    Come on folks, it's just for grins and giggles. (I tried to pick the least political)
    [i]*Images courtesy: [url=https://danieljmitchell.wordpress.com/2020/04/12/coronavirus-humor-3/} Dan Mitchell - International Liberty[/url]https://hubstatic.com/14974323.jpg

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    GA

    1. Eastward profile image88
      Eastwardposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      I have been thinking of investing in a craptocurrency, butt haven't yet decided on Buttcoin or Shitcoin. If you have any advice, let me know wink

      1. GA Anderson profile image91
        GA Andersonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        *groan That was as bad, and as good, as "Biden his time"

        GA

        1. Eastward profile image88
          Eastwardposted 2 years agoin reply to this

          Intentionally so, GA. Haha.

    2. Eastward profile image88
      Eastwardposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      https://hubstatic.com/14989726.jpg

      1. Randy Godwin profile image60
        Randy Godwinposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        I really like the "buttcoin" thingie, EW.

        I received a video from Alabama where a guy said, "It's gettin' real people. Some crackhead girl wandered on my property--I guess she came off the parkway or something--and offered me a doughnut and a blow job for a roll of toilet paper.

        I was jest goin' to warn you, the last time I seen her she was goin' that way." He pointed to an old house with a half eaten doughnut in his hand.

        1. Eastward profile image88
          Eastwardposted 2 years agoin reply to this

          Credit goes to GA on the original Buttcoin post, Randy. That's a pretty good video idea too. Haha. I saw one in a similar vein that had a lady claiming she was checking her mail and some guy pulled up to offer her a roll of toilet paper for sex and ended with her pointing in the direction he drove off, toilet paper in hand. Despite how rough things are with the pandemic, it's good to see people can keep a sense of humor big_smile

  2. IslandBites profile image90
    IslandBitesposted 2 years ago

    https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMjkwNzM5OS9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY0NDYyMTM3N30.CgonC_kC5Civ6j1E4KeR1TojAArCvTdYkvn1ee5UUGo/img.jpg?width=980

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  3. Eastward profile image88
    Eastwardposted 2 years ago

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    1. GA Anderson profile image91
      GA Andersonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Yours were better than mine. Guess which one got the biggest chuckle.

      GA

      1. Eastward profile image88
        Eastwardposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        Tough call, GA! I'm going to guess it's the gynecologist meme?

        1. GA Anderson profile image91
          GA Andersonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

          I am pleading the 5th.

          GA

          1. Eastward profile image88
            Eastwardposted 2 years agoin reply to this

            A right every citizen should support and maintain big_smile

  4. Nathanville profile image93
    Nathanvilleposted 2 years ago

    “There’s nothing Covid-19 loves more than a dense population and a dense population”

    The above has been circulating on British Social Media in recent days.  It’s a bit below the belt, and in typical British Humour style, a bit encrypted; but it references the recent Michigan protestors.

    1. Eastward profile image88
      Eastwardposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Haha. I've seen another joke circulating with similar sentiment:

      What borders on stupidity?

      Mexico and Canada

      1. Nathanville profile image93
        Nathanvilleposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        Cool.

    2. gmwilliams profile image84
      gmwilliamsposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Ouuuuch,, a great synopsis here, Nathan.  I LOVE IT!

  5. Readmikenow profile image94
    Readmikenowposted 2 years ago

    This is one of my favorites.


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    1. GA Anderson profile image91
      GA Andersonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Oh no . . . more internet cats. ;-)

      GA

    2. Randy Godwin profile image60
      Randy Godwinposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Er.....that's tequila, Mike. tongue

  6. abwilliams profile image68
    abwilliamsposted 2 years ago

    :-)

  7. GA Anderson profile image91
    GA Andersonposted 2 years ago

    This one got a chuckle:

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    GA

    1. wilderness profile image94
      wildernessposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      lol

      1. gmwilliams profile image84
        gmwilliamsposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        https://hubstatic.com/12369431.jpg

        I can't take this anymore...…...I am going...….going...…..going...………..

  8. IslandBites profile image90
    IslandBitesposted 2 years ago
    1. GA Anderson profile image91
      GA Andersonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      That was a good one. So I thought I would dress it up for you. ;-)

      https://hubstatic.com/15024974.png

      GA

      1. IslandBites profile image90
        IslandBitesposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        Thanks! wink

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    PrettyPantherposted 2 years ago
    1. IslandBites profile image90
      IslandBitesposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      lol So absurd.

    2. GA Anderson profile image91
      GA Andersonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Another good one, but the best? Hmm . . .

      GA

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        PrettyPantherposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        Anything that illuminates the glory of our president, his superb pandemic response, the sheer genius and creativity of his brilliant mind, is "the best."

        We are so blessed to have such a man lead us during this difficult time. I shudder to think where we would be if this had occurred during Obama's pansy presidency. It would have been even more horrific than the two Ebola deaths.

        Thank God Trump is here to protect us.

        1. GA Anderson profile image91
          GA Andersonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

          psst. You tell her Island Mom. I have already tried. ;-)

          GA

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            PrettyPantherposted 2 years agoin reply to this

            I'm going to take her silence on this matter to mean that my sarcasm is batter than yours. ;-)

            1. IslandBites profile image90
              IslandBitesposted 2 years agoin reply to this

              lol  I just read the whole exchange. I've been busy.

              But ---> wink wink

            2. GA Anderson profile image91
              GA Andersonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

              Everybody's sarcasm is better than mine.

              GA

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                PrettyPantherposted 2 years agoin reply to this

                I doubt that, but mine is definitely batter. lol

                1. gmwilliams profile image84
                  gmwilliamsposted 2 years agoin reply to this

                  This is priceless.

 
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