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Santa Claus Has Been Found by IPCC scientists!

  1. sannyasinman profile image59
    sannyasinmanposted 8 years ago

    This is no more sensational than some of the other claims made by the global warming alarmists:

    -    Himalayan glaciers to disappear by 2035. False.
    -    Sea levels to rise by 20 feet. False.
    -    Polar bears drowning. False
    -    Natural Disasters caused by global warming. False

    So, do you believe that now they have found Santa?

  2. MikeNV profile image80
    MikeNVposted 8 years ago

    I've mentioned briefly in the past that the moon is pulling away from the earth a couple centimeters per year.  Eventually it will break free from Earth's Gravitational pull all together.

    Fortunately Al Gore and Maurice Strong have a plan that will save us from the impending doom.

    For a mere few billion dollars they are offering special glasses that will allow us to look at the beach and the oceans will still "appear" to have tides!

    Solution!  Sweet.

    Groucho: "That's in every contract, that's what you call a sanity clause."
    Chico: "You can't a fool a me there ain't no sanity clause" - Marx Brothers

  3. Cagsil profile image60
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    Oh please. lol lol lol lol lol roll

  4. wyanjen profile image81
    wyanjenposted 8 years ago

    No worries.
    The moon will never fall out of Earth's orbit.

    At it's current rate of an inch a year, it will take 50 billion years to move out far enough to break free.

    But since the sun only has enough gas to burn for 10 billion more years, the moon's got no chance of escape.

    moon and sun sanny!! I'm going to fire up DSM. Haven't listened to Pick Floyd in quite awhile smile

  5. Mighty Mom profile image86
    Mighty Momposted 8 years ago

    Hey wyanjen -- I'll put my headphones on and join ya!
    The lunatics are smoking grass ha ha ha

  6. wyanjen profile image81
    wyanjenposted 8 years ago


  7. Arthur Fontes profile image80
    Arthur Fontesposted 8 years ago

    Was Santa charged with operating a slave labor factory?