Guys...how do you answer this woman's question?

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srwnsonposted 14 years ago
"Does this dress make my butt look fat?"
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  china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It is easier and safer to make sure your partner has a small cute, horny, (sorry, I digress) butt.
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  Dog On A Missionposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  The correct answer is "NO".
  
  You would be telling the truth there as well. If her butt is fat or thin, the dress itself won't make any difference at all.
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Now see...at least one man knows women like I do. If they demand an answer...there ya go!
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  Dog On A Missionposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Exactly.
  
  And if your woman asks "do we need....such and such?" the correct answer isn't "no".
  
  Its "do you WANT such and such?"
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  Dog On A Missionposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Exactly.
  
  And if your woman asks "do we need....such and such?" the correct answer isn't "no".
  
  Its "do you WANT such and such?"
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh, so if the conversation goes:
  
  She: Do we need to light your fire with some exciting visuals?
  
  You: Do we want to do that?
  
  She: You don't know?
  
  You: Do we want to know that?
  
  She: I asked, didn't I?
  
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  as mega1 would probably say: "make a decision damn it!" lol.
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  In this situation...honesty is definatly called for.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You may as well stay up and keep us company, the fun has just started!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I can see that!
  
  Question is, does this webcam make my butt look big???
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  bah..camera adds 10 pounds anyway..
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Tis live, not a still drej!!!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ha...I meant streaming video...
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Who has a video???
  Have I missed something?
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Just the 10 pounds added to my butt....
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  something to affect that Beth is on cam and she is worried that her butt is too big (I guess in reference to the thread).
  
  I say, "I like big butts and I cannot lie..."
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Love that song.
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That song was on the radio today, first time I've heard it on the radio in years
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Let me back up and get a better look!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ouch! Are you far back enough?
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Just being honest! LMAO!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  OMG! Your ass fell off??!!?? That's a new way of slimming your butt!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  yeah and I'm emailing Kirstie Allie to see if would help her!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Your butt? Or the secret of quick slimming??
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sure as hell wouldn't let her anywhere near my butt!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It all looks good to me.
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol. camera does add ten pounds, but hey i still think you look hot.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Come on Beth stay this is a wild party going on. Am just starting to kick up my heels.
  
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh, this is going to be one wild night!! (or early am for me)
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  so i take it you decided to stay,huh? lol.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Love to, but not tonight. I might kill Logic since he's backing up....way back!!!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  He is a strong man he can handle difficult situations.
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  it's too addictive...especially when you wanna leave!
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol.well i think even with ten extra pounds added, your still very hot.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You laugh!!! I saw that!!! I'm not so tired that I didn't see that!! Bad kitty!!!
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  im sorry beth, i wasn't laughing at you. i was laughing at what everyone else here was saying. besides, you know i ain't going to lie to ya.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ya won't lie to me...but ya'll laugh at me? Go ahead, make my day!!
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  nah, i won't laugh at ya. besides, i know how vicious you are when you get mad, so I wouldn't cross ya. not unless I had death wish. lol.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hissssss but I still luvs ya!
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  awww thanks beth. i still love you too. so you really want one of us to bite you....anywhere, huh?
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Maybe she wants more than one to bite!
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  i think your right.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Bring it on!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  MM good MM good Beth's blood is MM good!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you're dripping out the corner....
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'll get it with my Gene Simmons like tongue!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh god BP is gone.
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ha
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  In heaven that is Dre.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Just teasing, not that far back!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  He may be closer than you think Beth?
  Do you have your specs on?? ROFL
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  In the words of the immortal Gomer Pyle,"Surprise, Surprise"!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh there are butts everywhere in this room. This is one wild party.
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes , give us a womans srrrrpective. Sorry! "Bartender another round for my friends!"
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh yes please....
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  yes (and say it with a serious look on your face.)
  
  and don't even look up...
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  de'Arabposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "do you want your butt to look fat?", "yes" or "No" depending on her answer to the first Q.
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  Madame Xposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Depends. Do you want to have sex that night?
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  prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you look sexy in it, just say that period, it means you will have a reward later in the night , hehe
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brianzenposted 14 years ago
Do not blame that poor dress for your gluttony!
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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JeanMeriamposted 14 years ago
Well I'm not a guy, but I know what would work.

Don't even look down. Look at her chest in awe and say "I don't know, but it makes your breasts look huge."
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  awesome, buy the way great mixer hub!
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Beth100posted 14 years ago
Treading on thin ice there Shawn.

Tell ya what, I'm no guy (thank the HP), but here's a little suggestion. Tell the truth. No matter what you think she'll say or do, it will be no worse than when she finds out you lied to her in the first place. Personally, I'd rather have the ugly truth out front so that I can fix it before I'm before a crowd.

*leaves to grab a wrench*
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Come on Beth the Truth?
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  helmet?
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you are stalking me because I just started following you. btw great recipe
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  chinese
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  sushi
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hello mon' cher Martini shaken not stirred?'
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  All you ever have to say to me is jelly bean.
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  china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I was just talking to you over on the conscious thread ! - wondered where you went.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I sat there for awhile and thought I was alone. I wept briefly and came over here.
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  china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  very sensible !
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh wee wee!!!!!!!!!!
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And that is close enough, my little tazzy she devil.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Roar!!!!!!!!!
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  (Swoons onto couch) Your prey is secure.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  (Then pats cushion with sly smile)
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pinkyleeposted 14 years ago
i'd expect him to say no it makes ur butt look great because that's what most men would say however i prefer honesty
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  pinkyleeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  oh crap i dont wear dresses wouldnt have this problem then
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I avoid wearing them myself.
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Beth100posted 14 years ago
@ Shawn -- trust me. Tell the truth. Then duck and cover your head.

@ Brian -- no, not stalking, just following And yes, the truth.

If you asked me whether you're ride was hot or not, wouldn't you like me to tell you the truth?
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logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago
"What butt?"
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Beth100posted 14 years ago
Oh, I did it again, didn't I? Things just aren't coming out the right way today.

Let's rephrase that as in "ride" means your car.

Or, choose another example.

If you asked me if I love your six pack, and you really don't have one as it's hidden under all the beer you've drank for the past upteem years, shall I say yes? And then allow you to walk across the beach, strutting your stuff, thinking that you're buff?
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Try boil in bag brown rice then cool then fry on the fried rice works like a charm.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Never tried that before, but I'm game. You can use left over cold rice too. Heat the wok or pan with enough oil to cover the bottom, then add the cold rice. As the rice heats up, it'll absorb the flavors that you add.
  
  You're making me hungry Brian!!
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I use garlic sugar and soy to make a great soy teriyaki, marinade chicken in it and thank me later. (lots of sugar)
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earnestshubposted 14 years ago
Diving through the open (or closed) window is the place to start here.
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srwnsonposted 14 years ago
I know I tryed the truth thing about a womans butt before and all it got me was a long walk home in the rain.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You've gotta use more than words! Body language is the key and eye contact. It's how you present it that will result in you ducking for cover or getting a really nice "thank you" for the night.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Srwnson, you need to put [img]before the image and [/img after it for us to see that.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Did you have an umbrella??
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No umbrella, but I did have a $100 tab to pay before I got home.
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Beth100posted 14 years ago
I'll bring the fried rice, you bring the jellies. BP, you bring the prawns!

And Earnest can bring the directions!

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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh hiya Beth you little stalker you.......LMAO (you have good taste though).
  Oh I am in, prawns and all.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hey BP! Me thinks it's you who's stalking, er, following me around! It must be scent of those prawns! Oh, made some citrus prawns tonight. They were to die for!!! Making you hungry yet?
  
  @ Brian -- You're teasing me!!! Now bring the food and I'll thank ya all night long!
  
  (I'll have to try the marinade -- sounds delish!)
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  marinade for at least 3 hours (works on pork as well)
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I can wait three days for marinated pork! .... or walk over broken glass.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You can grill this stuff too you know!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sounds really yummy. I'll give it a try this week.
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blondepoetposted 14 years ago
Ok now to answer this most gripping question. I have never been in this predicament as I only have a small butt, but if I did have a larger butt, I go with Jean's answer to start talking about her breasts.
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  JeanMeriamposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  whew, for a few minutes I was afraid I was the only one against truth!
  
  Because we all know where this goes next, "So you think I have a fat ass?"
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hi Jean
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Let's say you ask your man this question while trying on a tight pair of skinnies. You'd want him to lie to you when you're bulging out the butt and the waist which makes your butt look even larger?!?
  
  I'd go with truth and the opportunity to do something to prevent the gawking stares and whispers of others as I walk by. My guys always tell me the truth, and I'm always grateful for their honesty.
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  JeanMeriamposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ok but why ask? There are mirrors.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Why ask? For an opinion, just like when girls go out shopping, we ask each other these questions too. Does the color suit me? Do I look fat? Should I eat this or that? Do you think this matches? blah blah blah It's a way of bonding, building trust and helping out with building confidence, self esteem and growing oneself's perspective. If one is lied to, and the truth is presented by another and reinforced by other friends, then that trust is broken between the one who lied. Simple.
  
  If you can't tell the truth, then there is something wrong with the relationship. Without honesty and trust, then there isn't much to build from.
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  yeah honesty is usually the best policy.
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  JeanMeriamposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That is an awful lot to put on a guy who usually wants to just protect your feelings. My trust is based on 17 years of age marriage and the real life experiences we have shared and stuck together through.
  
  I really would not base anything in my relationship with my husband on whether he thought a pair of jeans or dress looked good or not. I can figure that out for myself just as well as he can.
  
  Actually I don't ask other women either and I've never had a friend ask me what I thought of her clothes. These are not the kinds of discussions we have.
  
  Maybe there's a big age difference between us, now that I think of it.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I don't think age has anything to do with honesty.
  
  I'm respect that you and your husband have an understanding and that you don't require his opinions on how you dress. What you and your GFs discuss isn't relevant in this discussion.
  
  I used that as an example, not the way it is with all women.
  
  I have a different understanding with the people in my life. Truth is what I expect, no matter how much it hurts to hear it or give it. Honesty allows the other party to have the power to do what they want with it. They can accept the "yes, your butt looks huge" and change things. Or, they can hear what you say and do absolutely nothing about it because they choose not to.
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  JeanMeriamposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Age having to do with honesty? I don't remember saying that. We were talking about why a woman would ask when it is something she can clearly see for herself.
  
  The age part has to do with the need to have another's opinion rather than deciding for yourself. Hanging out in malls asking your friends if they like your clothes and what you should eat is teenage girl behavior.
  
  Me and my husband have an understanding? You and those in your life have a different understanding? huh?
  
  It's a silly question. I made a joke to someone who was not you.
  
  I honestly don't think we are even having the same conversation here.
  But have a good night.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I was refering to "Maybe there's a big age difference between us, now that I think of it." that you posted in an earlier reply to me. Perhaps you have mistaken me for someone else that you were joking around with.
  
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think yo have a nice hub......And BP has a nice............way about her!
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srwnsonposted 14 years ago
And women claim that's where a man's focus is...I knew it!
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sneakorocksolidposted 14 years ago
All I know is don't lie! Give an honest answer and you will live to answer it again someday.
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srwnsonposted 14 years ago
There are mirrors but women don't allways except what they see in a mirror they want to hear it from their men....back me up here dudes.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  True. We also like to hear it from GFs too. But the truth is what we're after, not lies.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sarcasm is the key here, you cant say baby your ass looks huge. you say Look at that giant ass then laugh so she doesn't even ask because it doesn't answer the question.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  (nervously puts on helmet and grins) Okay let me have it!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  How you present is the key. You don't have to be sarcastic. You can be blunt honest, but use your body language when you tell her. Use your body, literally. Make sure that you're okay with her the way she is...big butt or not.
  
  Us girls stroke your egos by telling you the truth (most of us) but we make you feel good about yourself by telling you that you still look great no matter what.
  
  You can't go wrong with the truth.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I agree, I never lie I just dodge loaded questions like they were covered in dung. Kind of an art form really. Graceful Quick.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hahaha.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You must be really, really flexible!!
  
  Hey BP, you and I could do that together! You reel them in, and I'll head shrink them. Maybe Steven can turn them into necklaces?
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol. sounds like a lucrative business proposal. lol.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Beth you should start up a "Dear Beth" advisory site ROFL.
  I reckon you would do bonza.
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  The truth, "You can't handle the Truth," Sorry my Jack Nicholson impression isn't as good as Jerimi's. But isn't the battle of the Sexes better then the battle of religions?
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Beth100posted 14 years ago
And Brian, you couldn't shake me off with sarcasm...I'd come at you harder and relentlessly until you answered my question. I'd probably get angrier and angrier at you until you answered my question. Evasiveness is weakness. Not good for a man to show that to his woman over a butt question. She'll eat you and spit you out in fragments.

Steven, thank you.
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  your welcome anytime beth. besides, you know i'd never lie to you.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I just feel awful now Beth. But I try to be honest about things that don't involve me getting stabbed in the face, I really do avoid the questions because you cannot win in this situation. Tell the truth and you are an insensitive creep, or do not and walk around worrying that you are now a liar. I choose avoidance. I even say "I will not get into one of those bear traps ask someone else.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  But relationships and I go weird directions.
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You tell em dude...I'm telling ya, it don't always pay to be honest with a woman. Honest=Insensitive.
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  well if you want my advice when I used to work in men's suits for jcpenney, i had to be honest with all my cliets/customers. otherwise if i conned them into buying stuff they didn't want or that they didn't look good in, then i wouldn't get any repeat business. the key is like beth said, it's not so much what you say also as in how you say it. i even used to help girls figure out what to buy as well. in fact, there was this one girl that tried on a pair of dress pants that made her butt look huge. however, i didn't tell her flat out, "that pants makes your butt look fat or something like that." I just blamed it on the tailoring. i told her that from looking at the subtle stretch marks around the belt line and crotch area, it looks like the pants were made a bit smaller. which is true because different brands tailor differently as my experience in suits taught me. anyway, i hope that helps.
  
  eta: also you can use lines like you want an outfit that'll insinuate your figure because if you wear pants that don't cause stretch marks, it gives you more of a slender physique appearance. using big and sincere words like that really got me a lot repeat business from clients too. lol.
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  or you guys could follow my advice and use big words and sincerity like i did for my suit saling days.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I can't speak for all the women out there, but if you told me the brutal truth, I'd have more respect for you. (I'm not judging you in anyway, if it comes across as that) I hold honesty at the top of my list and I've never budged that bar even a hair. Anyone who has the confidence to speak the truth shows me that they really care enough to take a risk to be honest.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  In that case Beth.... Sure I will risk it. But if I get stabbed, You will hear me yell but Beth said............
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  But I was speaking about me....I don't know your girl, but I'd be there in a wink to help you out.
  
  An honest man is just about one of the sexiest things....
  
  oh, wrong thread again for that.....
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Then I must be smokin!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  smokin' hot!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You are indeed Logic like a big rasher of bacon in the frying pan.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  One olive or two?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I want the whole bunch. I'm greedy.
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earnestshubposted 14 years ago
I just wrote a hub called "Does my bumb look big in this"
OK I misspelled the title, so tar and feather me!
Anyway ..... it does provide an insight to these types of life threatening questions! !
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh I must go read it!!!
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Somebody should! boom boom!
  
  That sounded so Marx brothers!
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  JeanMeriamposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Good hubs. I can't believe men worry about this so much. It's kind of funny. I might start asking men everywhere, just to distract them.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  A cruel sport, but entertaining!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Some guys like big butts, so it is all relative.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  True! What has always amuse me is getting the question off a woman who has a tiny little butt! Both my wives asked me, and both were petite.
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Mikel G Robertsposted 14 years ago
"Guys...how do you answer this woman's question?"

What? I couldn't hear you hun...Wow! don't you look beautiful!

Ready to go?
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Devious and intelligently thought out! Top marks!
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Soon as I ice the beer down. Wait for you to put your makeup on? Babe we're just going to your mothers!
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Mags0357posted 14 years ago
Be honest! But not brutally honest.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What about the classic "I-dunno?"
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ralwusposted 14 years ago
Hah! I just told my wife it was too much iron in her blood... it settled in her ass.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hahahaha. Omg nearly fell off my chair.
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Beth100posted 14 years ago
Seen one butt, seen them all. Whether big or small, they're all cracked! Gotta get me a new one!

Now, I'm butting out of here as this was for you men!!!

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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you have a goodnight beth.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You too Steven! xox
  
  good night to you men and enjoy your butt pointed answers and jokes!
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Goodnight Beth.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Goodnight Beth love ya heaps xo
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blondepoetposted 14 years ago
Ok roles reversed let us just say this is your guy and he asks you, "do you think my arms look like there are mangoes inside?"
What would you say?

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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  This is what happens when you stop taking the gout meds!
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Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago
also another thing is a sit down test. this test never fails either. just tell your gf you want her to sit down to test the fabric to see if it fits well on her. if its too tight around her crotch and butt, then it's too tight for her. try to emphasize that the pants shouldn't be that tight around those areas when they sit down otherwise it stretches out the fabric too much.
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Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago
hi beth, welcome back. i thought you were going to bed.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Geez, when it hits past 1 am here, all the fun folks come out!! what are you guys? Vampires???? lol
  
  I'm really off now... good night! xoxo
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol. see you later beth. lol.
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Steven laughs, but yes, Beth...to answer your question
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Some of us are similar to vampires. Australians.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  Especially ones from Queensland.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Do you still have her pussy, er kitty?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Which one you talking about Logic?
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Croiky that little sheila needs a dentist somethin' fierce
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes! I vant to drink your bloood!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oooo vampires are so sexy
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Better line up....
  
  $5 for one sip
  
  $10 for one sip
  
  $20 for one sip
  
  Cash only.
  
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Or bend over and let me swipe my credit card
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  what does it cost for lip service?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Depends on the lip service provided.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I cannot lie to you ladies anymore .........(silence fills the room) (crickets chirp)
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh do tell us....
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  sometimes at night......................
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I drink lots of coffee and......................
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And...
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Nope sorry always let the want just a little more (wink)
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Jelly beans
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh not the gourmet jelly-beans. Ahhhh!!!
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  She said it!......... that was what I needed (hope it was good for you too)
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  v''''''''''v
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Bite me!!!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  on your butt?
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sink your teeth anywhere!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hmmmm...(ponders) interesting
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh my!!!!!
  Beth is on heat haha.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  what gives you that idea???
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Because I can see your crimson cheeks.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That's from all the bellies!!!! (or lipstick...but let's not go there!)
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  she's on firrrrrree! Someone's gotta put her out!
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm gonna jeez gimme a minute
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  come on! I need to sink my teeth into some gourmet jelly bellies!!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh this is def getting orgasmic!!!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  multiples!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Quadruples
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  how is that anyway? having so many at any given time...
  
  is it unbelievable?
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  All you hot men here with gourmet jelly bellies....OM! cosmic orgasmic ecstacy!!!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hmmm...see, we ARE vampires!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And loving it!!!
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh both at once well I can manage that............
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It is good to see a multi-tasking guy.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh its not work, not with you..............As I slide a little closer with my hands clenched around your wrists, jelly beans ?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Strawberry jellybeans???
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  your mouth instinctively opens as the jelly beans rattle in the little box. Your eyes close and finally.............She moans with delight as one by one the little beans explode with fiery flavors. Orgasmic....(don't tremble)
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ....leaves her wanting more.....
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think I need to open my nurse bag and grab my thermometer.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Just be careful where you put that thing!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Say AHHHH sweetpea
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  uh, don't need to think that one!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Whooo, I was worried it was going in the other end!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm cool not cruel LMAO
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Purr for me little one.....
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Already the warmth from his breath caressed her neck and she could feel herself tremble as he...............v'''''''''''v
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah jelly beans rule.
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Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago
quiet guys, your blowing our cover!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Arnold voice~ you blew my cover!!
  
  sorry, had to do it!
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figmentposted 14 years ago
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srwnsonposted 14 years ago
Well, the bar's here in New Orleans stay open all night..."Hick" Scuseeooau ll;a
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  figmentposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  New Orleans rocks! I use to live close by,
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Here Figment drink up....
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drej2522posted 14 years ago
btw...what's wrong with big butts anyway???
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  For us guys...nothing, but women have this thing about them.
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  it's difficult to answer such questions srwnson...I say just go with it!
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It is the woman's psyche can be fragile...not with all women but some.
  
  A man has to consider this when answering such a sensitive question.
  
  If man were still living in the past this wouldn't be a problem.
  
  Todays women take a more active role in the world economy but still, they are the fairer sex and so we must respect them.
  
  Margerett Thatcher said "If you want something said in politics ask a man, if you want something done, ask a woman."
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I say, "It's better to be wrong and just get laid."
  
  and you can quote me on that...write that down!
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I agree that is why the best answer to the original question is "NO baby that dress doesn't make your butt look big...can I touch your boobies?"
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Beth100posted 14 years ago
Kicking up your heels there BP?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh yes they are kicking up alright.
  
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  WHO's in heat??? Me thinks its YOU!!!
  
  Share a little???
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You know Aussies Beth
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  well you told everyone to bite you.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm waiting.....
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  oh i'm sorry, i thought brianzen was biting you first. however, i'll go first if you like. besides, i've been meaning to sink my teeth into you all day.
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  patience Beth...geesh
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Patience? With jellies around?!? And vampires?!? who are you kidding?!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hehe...you have a point...and your about go get a lot of points in that butt of yours..
  
  wait...cheesy? yup...I like it!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And that's the way uhuh, uhuh, I like it!
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  Manly Manposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  How did you know I have a thing for red high heels?
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Dude she left some better then that...read on!
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drej2522posted 14 years ago
when we say bites...are talking about huge chucks of Beth here? or nibbles?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Go ahead I will operate the video camera LMAO
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  what...you don't want to participate, BP??
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes bugger that....the camera is going on a tripod......what was I thinking??
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm on a tripod too, now!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I just hit one too.
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you're slippin BP, slippin...
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well these bods are rather slippery.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  sticky toooooo...
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  true true...I think you need to bite Beth, BP!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sure if you guys have left me any-thing to bite lol.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No way...you're not going to watch!! You're into the thick of it now!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  nibbles....bites.....whatever ya like!
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  can it be more than once?
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figmentposted 14 years ago
If it looks like this the answer is YES!

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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You tell her!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  now that's a big butt!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Maybe she can operate the video camera????? She looks pretty settled in her chair.
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Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago
walking up behind beth slowly as i gently carress her neck from behind as her head leans to one side....stroking her fur as she can feel my warm breath on her neck....moving my lips closer to her neck as she trembles with anticipation.....until....BLANK!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  BLANK! That's my line!!!
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  i know, but i couldn't go into too much detail about what else i would do because i don't want to get banned. however, i think we both know what BLANK really meant.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes I am trying to contain my speech here same reasons lol.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Let it all hang out! Where all consent adults!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  well, we are all consenting...I'm not sure about the adult part.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hahaha but isn't it great to be free.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm easy but I'm not cheap!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Neither are my suspender straps.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You kinky thing! Suspenders for what?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Grrr you mean you don't like them?
  
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I like anything on you BP, but I prefer everything off of you! Except for me of course!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Purrrrrrrrr.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  So don't move!!!!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  see, I would never say that BP...I love anything you may or may not wear!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oooo that is what I wanted to hear. Roarrrrrrr!!!
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  Ralph Deedsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Nice self portrait.
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  always, sweetheart...always
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I wish Logic
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Scream it out!!!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  that's our BP!!!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That's what all the girls tell me!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Do you blame them???
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think I just got an...how did Beth put it?...orgasmic ecstasy?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Bill Ding my neighbour is yelling again at me to stop yodelling.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well, at least you're not making a shopping list!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  How can I be writing while you are doing that?
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  of course if i was in more of a private setting with beth, i know there would be lot more than just biting involved.
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  wait wait...no inside jokes here...what's blank for crying out loud??
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  give me a bottle and I'll tell you more...maybe even show you but only after the biting's done!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  wow...it's getting red hot...
  
  okay..i'll give you a life's supply of your favorite drink...I need more..tell me now!!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  come a little closer...let me whisper in your ear.....
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  (inches closer to the cam)
  
  whispers..."yes?"
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Can I listen too?
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you already know the secret BP!! but come and listen if you like...
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Let's not bump our heads together, it's getting crowded!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  The more, the merrier, no?
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  thats what all the girls tell me! LMAO! OOPS! It is already gone!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Bite me and you'll have half of a new one! rofl
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  can i bite you too?
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  bite away!
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  thanks beth. maybe afterwards i can give you a nice wet bath using my..BLANK.
  
  eta: then after that, BLANK, BLANK, BLANK, and BLANK all throughout the night.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  How about if I just lick you all over ....the house.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ppppppppuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Is it hot in here or what!!!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If you like, I can lick you as well, just to cool you down!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Am always ready for a tongue bath...bring it on.
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ya, that's a picture I wanted...thank you
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Grab the Polaroid then dive in Dre!!!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Are you an Aries, BP? or some type of fiery zodiac sign?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I am a Capricorn on fire!!!!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  (wraps a arm around BP) of course, of course
  
  btw, what's with my aliteration tonight??
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I will give you a aliteration alright Dre.
  By the way what is a aliteration ???
  Hope it is a good thing!!!!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  *breathing hot and lightly in your ear*
  
  listen carefully as I whisper sweet things in your ear....
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I feel like I'm a romance novel...
  
  anyway, "yes, my pet?"
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  BLANK can mean anything.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  don't you know it!
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  i know. like i was telling bp. its a shame we're not alone because i know i'd like to do more than just biting with you.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  must share tonight kitty...must share
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  yeah...but what if i don't feel like sharing?
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  bite me
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  i thought you'd never ask.
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  wait wait..no
  
  anything is the word...'anything' NOT BLANK!
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I have missed way too much here.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  come closer, and I'll catch you up...
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I heard something about biting nipples, and suspenders...and WHOOSH
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You host the best parties.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you passed out from too much excitement? or did you have a really cosmic orgasmic encounter after biting the red jellies???
  
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  We're known for that here on the Gulf Coast, you should see our hurricane parties....
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  better bite a few blue ones so you can keep up with us!!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm going to say this in my best English voice (or aussie or anything but freakin American!) ~ "You are quite naughty, my lady."
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sophs is here!!! Woo hoo!!!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Does she want to bite or be bitten?!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I am sure she will tell us!!!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "Need somebody to love bite............."
  Queen
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  haha..by the way, nobody with an 'accent' ever says the word quite...I don't why that is!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That's what all the men say!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Is that when the pants make the butt look big?
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  however you like it, I'll go along
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  that's about the extent of it, man...
  
  that and Beth was on the verge of telling some sweet things in my ear...which I'm still waiting for..(ahem)
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  but I did...didn't you feel what I whispered softly into your ticklish ear?
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ohhh I thought that was a warm summer's breeze...I see now.
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drej2522posted 14 years ago
Chants to Sophs. "We want a bite! We want a bite!"
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Beth100posted 14 years ago
AAAAHHHHH! Hot. Refreshing. Now for a little cool down.

Kisses and bites to y'all! I've got to get up and get ready for the day (the night passes so quickly when one is having fun! )
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  awwwwwss...night Beth
  
  Muah!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Night drej!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Aren't you glad you stayed awhile now?
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Of course. All the best are here tonight.
  
  Good night! xox
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Good night Beth so glad you stayed
  Sweet dreams.
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Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago
you have a good night beth!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Good night Steven. xox
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srwnsonposted 14 years ago
I respect women's butts, and that is a fact, I watch em all the time on the beach, respecting them the whole time, I would never tell a woman she has a fat butt.
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logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago
Goodnite Beth and don't let the vampires bite!
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blondepoetposted 14 years ago
Yes I got to go as well got to cook up some dinner. Best fun I had in ages.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Me too, even if I didn't get the chance to propose!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I can't blame you with all the excitement we had. Take care honey bun!!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You as well gorgeous!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  same same...I'm only here for the company...
  
  damn hubs addiction
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And it was the best company ever. What a blast we had even though it was censored lol. Gnite sweetpea!!!
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  night BP!! have good one!
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Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago
been real guys, but im heading out. hope you all have fun.
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  later man...
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