Glenn Beck Jokes

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  1. bphee profile image52
    bpheeposted 8 years ago

    On the October 22 edition of his nationally syndicated radio program, host Glenn Beck stated, "I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today." Beck continued: "There are a few people that hate America. But I don't think the Democrats are those. I think there are those posing as Democrats that are like that." Beck's comment came as forest fires ravaged parts of Southern California, leaving one person dead, four firefighters wounded, and forcing about 1,500 people from their homes, according to The New York Times.

    1. Uninvited Writer profile image83
      Uninvited Writerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It doesn't even make sense smile

      1. bphee profile image52
        bpheeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Surprised? His flock makes the same amount of sense.

      2. Ralph Deeds profile image65
        Ralph Deedsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Beck hardly ever makes sense even to his own mother.

  2. MikeNV profile image77
    MikeNVposted 8 years ago

    And the joke?

    1. bphee profile image52
      bpheeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Jokes?  Millions of them who tune in daily.

  3. TMMason profile image66
    TMMasonposted 8 years ago

    I posted you the video of his lil statements... also if you watch it through it tells you right where to find it. I posted that also...

    2mins40secs to 3mins 51secs... Van Jones the communist.

    STORM... all self avowed commies and Marxist Socailists.

    Here is there book... … mation.pdf

    STORM,“Reclaiming Revolution”, pg 51:

    Van Jones, Obama’s Green Jobs Czar, "That’s the Joint!", page 322: he, Van Jones, states clearly he bacame a communist after jail. Thats where he met all the really cool commies and revolutionaries.

    STORM,“Reclaiming Revolution”, pg 51:

    We upheld the Marxist critique o capitalist exploitation. We agre with Lenin’s analysis of the state and the party. And we found inspiration and guidance in the insurent revolutionary strategies developed by third world revolutionaries like Mao Tse-Tung and Amilcar Cabral. … amp;sr=8-1

    I guess we know who the joke is on now.

  4. bphee profile image52
    bpheeposted 8 years ago

    Among other examples, Beck has:

    reportedly retaliated against a rival radio host by calling the rival's wife and mocking her for having a miscarriage. On the air.
    enumerated the various people, including Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY), that he wanted to "beat to death with a shovel."
    reportedly attacked Terri Schiavo's husband, Michael  -- after he had previously run segments mocking Terri's condition -- as a "murderer" who sired two "bastard" children
    attacked Katrina victims as "scumbags," adding "I didn't think I could hate victims faster than the 9-11 victims."
    reportedly resorted to "vicious personal assaults on fellow radio hosts," including lobbing "exceedingly cruel, pointless" "fat jokes" aimed at an overweight rival host during his time as a DJ in Louisville, Kentucky.

    1. TMMason profile image66
      TMMasonposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I suppose you have Audio proof of all this?... It is a radio show.


      Paste the links where he says all of it please.

      1. bphee profile image52
        bpheeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Here's a video of one of his outrages for you

        You can take a few moments out of your busy schedule lol to find the others.

        1. TMMason profile image66
          TMMasonposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Alot of people think that certain group of widows over-played thier hand. Too bad if you don't like that... alot of people think they used thier husbands deaths in a bad way.

          Again it is a radio show... you stated the things above, produce the proof.

          And another thing?... How does what beck do or say on his radio show, even if these are true,... make the words of Vans Jones and others not true.

          Van Jones, it hjas been proved, states he is a commie.

          But since that is proved... you run to attack from another direction.

          But that still means that Beck told the truth about Van Jones and those others.

          Funny how you think you can draw the point away from that.

  5. bphee profile image52
    bpheeposted 8 years ago … re=related

    OK, OK!

    One more (actually a compilation that summarizes his wackiness quite well).

    His followers should be so proud.

    1. TMMason profile image66
      TMMasonposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Again it doesn't change the truth about van jones and those around Obama... about the progressive agenda to destroy this country and the Constitution.

      None of that, even if it is true, changes the truth of those things.

      You leant leftists just don't get that.

      He points out things they say... they do... thier actions and words. Seems funny that is what you say your doing about Beck.

      It just pisses the left off that he actually compiles them and plays them to everyone.


      Find another avenue to deflect from the truth about Van and Obama's boys.

      And a comedy clip doesn't prove your points above

      1. bphee profile image52
        bpheeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You seem to have a personal beef with Mr. Jones.  Maybe you two should talk it out over some beers. 

        As a disciple of Glenn Beck, you surely can explain his history of idiotic statements in a way that will convert the rest of society to your religion.

      2. bphee profile image52
        bpheeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Actually, it does expand on the original post.  No one has to make jokes about Beck.  He does such a thorough job of making an ass of himself and fools of his followers that you simply have to play his own words to get a chuckle.

        1. TMMason profile image66
          TMMasonposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Actually... I just don't like all the mis-information about the "things" he shows, the quotes and actions of known commies and socailists who hate America, if he acts like an idiot the rest of the time, that is on him.

          But his idiocy does not excuse thier actions and words, as much as you leant leftists want it to, it does not! You can try to JUSTIFY it through EQUATING it to what beck does when he is an idiot... but that doesn't wash anymore.

          They are responsible for thier own actions and words.

          I don't condone anyone calling a woman who had a miscarraige and laughing at her for it. But you have not shown it happened. So you are some of that mis-information I am talking about.

          I don't have to be a beckite to believe what Van Jomes and Obama have said in the past.

          I just have to believe Obama and Jones, and thier ilk, to be honest.

          And they have stated thier racist views and hatred of America as they see it, they have espoused the hate and anti america retoric, they have.

          So... I believe them.

          I don't need Beck... to believe what they tell me.

          As I have said all the leftists do is equate and justify... as if that settles it and makes it all okay. lol thats a riot.

  6. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 8 years ago

    What kills me is that even Beck doesn't believe a lot of what he says smile


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