IDon't want your body scanned or patted down? Israel has the answer!

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  1. Ralph Deeds profile image65
    Ralph Deedsposted 7 years ago

    FINALLY  — A great alternative to body scanners at airports . . .
     
    The  Israelis are developing an   airport  security device   that eliminates  the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the  airports.
     
    It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you,  but will detonate any explosive device you may have on  you.
    They  see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial  profiling.
    It  also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive  trial. 
    Justice  would be swift.
    Case  closed!
     
    You're in the   airport terminal   and you hear a muffled explosion.  Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system . . . "Attention  standby passengers — we now have a seat available on flight number 1234.  Shalom!"
     
    Hats off to the Israelis!!!!

    1. Sally's Trove profile image78
      Sally's Troveposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Finally, someone had the right solution.

    2. Shadesbreath profile image81
      Shadesbreathposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I wish.

    3. Valentine Logar profile image71
      Valentine Logarposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Love it!

      As a frequent flyer, every week in and out of airports this would be the ideal solution!

      The new scanners suck! For those of us who cannot lift our arms over our head, have metal in our body, or other / additional disabilities that prevent us from going through the scanners easily believe me these new lovelies are really hard. If you say to TSA I cannot do what you are asking they perform their nice pat down, it isn't pleasant. If you aren't obviously disabled they challenge your statements of disability (I carry a medical statement).

      Really, this one would work out just fine for me!

    4. qwark profile image56
      qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ralph: yer the man! Take a bow! You and the Israeli's
      Hahahaha...

    5. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol

    6. tony0724 profile image57
      tony0724posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Now that is brilliant !

  2. Cagsil profile image80
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    lol lol lol

  3. Aficionada profile image84
    Aficionadaposted 7 years ago

    BWAHAHAHahahahahahahah!!!

    lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

  4. kirstenblog profile image75
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    Funny as Heck and I would be all for it!

    Unless we are talking about agents that need to be combined to actually be explosive. - That's my hubby being reasonable again!

  5. b. Malin profile image70
    b. Malinposted 7 years ago

    If this is really true...I love it...Only my people...would come up with such a practical device.

    Hey Ralph Deeds love your joke as well, and let me add not only is a seat now available, but a meal plan too!

  6. seanorjohn profile image77
    seanorjohnposted 7 years ago

    Does it record a video of the event? It would make a great youtube video "Pranks gone wrong".

  7. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1nOiIPDvfr0/TNhEpmgCsRI/AAAAAAAADUQ/7kjObGJmK0M/s1600/Cavity+Search.jpg

    1. Evan G Rogers profile image75
      Evan G Rogersposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


      oh that's beautiful!!!!!! aaaahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

      Finally, I can complement Ron on something! Well done, good sir! I hope you don't mind, I saved the image and am planning to use it frequently. Do you know who drew it?

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        No,just googled it.

  8. Rochelle Frank profile image94
    Rochelle Frankposted 7 years ago

    Brilliant. Even if they don't have it, they should do everything possible to convince people they do.

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hey, I agree but what happens when it's. Oh sorry we made a mistake!

      1. Rochelle Frank profile image94
        Rochelle Frankposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        There's no mistake if you are hiding explosives.

  9. writinginalaska profile image75
    writinginalaskaposted 7 years ago

    that's pricless!!    thanks for the good laugh, and not a bad idea either,   swift justice,  i love it!!

  10. Evan G Rogers profile image75
    Evan G Rogersposted 7 years ago

    ermm...

    this is nonsense. I happen to recall that people could have blown up airplanes or crashed them into buildings since the days of the wright brothers.

    ... but it hardly ever happened.

    I also recall that someone could easily just hide somewhere with a rifle and just start picking people off. Among countless other horrible things that people could do.

    Why are we giving our government the power to rape us for our safety?

  11. Jaggedfrost profile image77
    Jaggedfrostposted 7 years ago

    but I loved being patted down, especially by all those sexy security guards... I really need a new prescription for my glasses.

    1. S Leretseh profile image61
      S Leretsehposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I wouldn't put it past the Israelis to use that system at the West Bank Wall -.  Palestinians being the only victims

 
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