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Osama in Hell waiting on Obama

  1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    His is the face of evil throughout the world, especially here in the USA.  His very existence an affront to the Christian God who will surely see that he and all radical Islamists roast in the lakes of fire for all eternity. 

    Osama was bad too.

    Thankfully May 21,2011 is almost here; me and the other paragons of virtue will be leaving you non-believers behind anyway.

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ron I may have told you this before before if so I apologize but I have to tell others that Obama the anti-christ ate my dog!

      Everyone knows he is a muslim lovin satanic cross breed dog eater!
      I preferred Bush as he was the right color and religion. smile

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Oh dog schmog; Obama ate my little brother. mad

    2. onlinearticlespk profile image57
      onlinearticlespkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      OSAMA and OBAMA bothe are terrorists.

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I know, right?

      2. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Of course!

    3. profile image0
      Brenda Durhamposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      It's promising that you're pondering things of such magnitude, Ron!   I just wonder what your FSM Professor thinks of this extracurricular tangent you're goin' into here.  wink

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Yes, I'm giving this much thoughtful contemplation...

    4. lady_love158 profile image59
      lady_love158posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I don't know about that but I'll be happy to see him kicked out of office before he completes the destruction of America!

      1. profile image0
        Brenda Durhamposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Agreed.   And as long as his replacement doesn't carry his liberal torch, there will be hope.

        1. John Holden profile image60
          John Holdenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Yes but what hope!

          1. profile image0
            Brenda Durhamposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Are you being sarcastic?  Or actually asking what hope?

            1. John Holden profile image60
              John Holdenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Sarcasm dear Lady, sarcasm.

              1. profile image0
                Brenda Durhamposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                I thought so.  Just checking.

                1. John Holden profile image60
                  John Holdenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  OK lol

                  Oh hang on, I think I did mean it seriously!

                  Damn, too late at night for this.

                  1. Doug Hughes profile image58
                    Doug Hughesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Whatcha drinkin', John?

        2. Daniel Carter profile image77
          Daniel Carterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          There is no replacement in the office of president that will appease or satisfy either you or Lalo. I'm pretty sure of that.

          On a lighter note, I saw bumper sticker that made me flinch and then laugh:

          "God is coming and she's pissed. Look busy."

          1. profile image0
            Motown2Chitownposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            My favorite is a tshirt we bought for a friend a few years back.  It said: "Jesus is coming.  Hide the porn!"

          2. profile image0
            Brenda Durhamposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            There has to be, somewhere.   A man with Huckabee's values but Trump's guts.

            God a "she"?   haha no way.  That one must've been thought up by some male who wants to shove the responsibility off onto the weaker sex.

            1. DTR0005 profile image81
              DTR0005posted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Have you folks thought about praying hard for a Lazarus miracle over Ronald W. Reagan's tomb?

              1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
                Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                Congressman Ben Quayle of Arizona would be the perfect candidate for them.  A dim bulb who hates Obama.

    5. dutchman1951 profile image60
      dutchman1951posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ron, you will not like this answer and it is not to be a smart alec....but

      I have served in Viet Nam and Panama, and worked 21 years for the World bank, and I am sorry but... at age 61 I have to say this

      "God is not with us in every decision we make as a nation"
      we step in a lot of stuff Ron, and many times we dont have the whole story at all. We protect our self Interests, and not God's

      Our Causes so far are : Rubber supply... (South America)
      Lithium Mining for  batteries (Afganastan)... Oil (Middle East)
      China's economy (importing massive amounts to keep them employed)....
      Lybia (Banking and world dollar Trade) not Oil like most think....but medeling in projects in Third world Africa with Jumping off points in Lybia and The Ivory Coast... Problems in Isreal ( trade, terror, treaties at the expense of millions of poorer Nations who also have needs) the list is a distinguished one believe me)


      and that list is very long and varried Ron and God has not to much to do with it. Except, maybe,  to Pray for the good Folks who will go and fight there and loose their lives. They are indeed the best we have, and we offer them up for Man made causes, not God's rights.

      I have a 20 year moratorium before I can write what I have seen, and man when its time, I am going to. We need a good reality dose in the USA right now Ron. Religion clouds truth with emotions, not facts.

      as for Osama, he comitted acts of terror and war against many people all around the world, Not just the USA, and his death is well justified.

      Dutchman in Tennessee   smile

      1. dutchman1951 profile image60
        dutchman1951posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Also Ron please consider this: I have read your posts and they are excelent with Religious facts and passages, but....

        Religion is a set of expected behaviors that like minded folks think God wants. All Religions act this way, Baptists, Methodists, Catholics, Church of christ, Antioch baptists, free will baptists, the list is endless
        from the First Church of God to the 7th, but....

        But If the story is to be believed,  all that Honestly can be said is God created man..."NOT" Religions.

        Man created religion, and broke it out into sects of Beliefe making claims their version is the only truth....but is it? Honestly, is it?

        consider that The story of Jesus if it is to be believed- documents many moments where he suposidly railed against people that though they had him all figured out! 

        Just consider if you will, Politics is also like a Religion, and statements Like God stands with America maybe not quite not all the facts, it is possible He also looks over all other Countries too!

        I offer this for thought only, not hatred or smart a... cause.
        Just saying, maybe we need to slow the retoric some and relax.

        Like I said, He created Humans, not religion. Man took that one on himself. And we have had enemy ever sense.

        Please listen to Earnest about Psychology, he has some healing words if you will consider

        I am off my soap box now, sorry for the length of this  smile

      2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I know where you'll be May 22.

    6. profile image49
      NY-Injury-Lawyerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      There are many videos and proofs around that suggest that 9/11 was inside job. Then why was osama alone gets punished i wonder.

    7. DTR0005 profile image81
      DTR0005posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      So do I call in sick for work or not on the 21st?

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Depends, do you work in Hell?

        1. DTR0005 profile image81
          DTR0005posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Some days it appears as if Fester...

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
            Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            That explains your expression

            1. DTR0005 profile image81
              DTR0005posted 7 years agoin reply to this

              IBS actually.

    8. profile image63
      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Probably won't be any virgins left when Obama gets there.  Especially if I get there first!  smile

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I think you may be confused as to where the virgins supposedly await...

        1. profile image63
          logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Well if the virgins are in heaven, they'll remain virgins.  Only in hell will we be able to party and relieve them of their virginity!

  2. Mark Ewbie profile image87
    Mark Ewbieposted 7 years ago

    You make some excellent points there - not sure exactly what they are (I don't do politics), but obviously well thought through. I only hope I am still around on May 22 as I have a dentist appointment and they charge for cancellations.

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Well, dentist appointments are pretty much like being in Hell anyway, so your day should unfold pretty much as planned.

    2. CMHypno profile image95
      CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I have a family birthday on 22nd May - do I buy the gift or not?

      Wilderness - get a good look at those virgins before you commit yourself to anything!

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Yes If the recipient is a true believer, halo polish is always a good choice.  If he's an atheist or CINO, maybe an air conditioner.

        Air conditioner...get it?  Cause they'll be burning in Hell!  Hahahahahahah.  I am sooooooo happy. smile

        1. CMHypno profile image95
          CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          As they say 'Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company' - but won't air con just fan the flames? Maybe I'll get some family-sized  fire extinguishers?

  3. thebrucebeat profile image56
    thebrucebeatposted 7 years ago

    I'm hoping that if there is a banquet in heaven after we die, I wind up seated next to Bin Laden.  It would mean that somehow he had become worthy of living in the presence of ultimate love, and I would have an unbelievable story to listen to as to how god really works.  It would mean somehow he would have been found.
    More miraculously, it would mean I would have been, too.
    Now that would be a great god!

    1. wilderness profile image99
      wildernessposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I want to sit next to him, too.  When he looks the other way I want a few of his virgins!  I don't figure I'll get any otherwise.

  4. lovemychris profile image63
    lovemychrisposted 7 years ago

    I have a feeling if Jesus really does come back, some people are in for a BIG surprise!! wink

    "Wait, Lord....aren't you taking me??"

  5. jessicab profile image60
    jessicabposted 7 years ago

    Killing Bill Laden is not the end of terroist, I am afraid it will get worse.  Those people are crazy and I am scared.

    1. thebrucebeat profile image56
      thebrucebeatposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You must be terrified of dying in a car, or cancer, or pneumonia, as you have a far higher chance of being affected by any of these than you do of terrorism.
      Be careful.  Everyone and everything really ARE out to get you.

    2. John Holden profile image60
      John Holdenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Don't you realise that by being scared you are playing into their hands?

      There is no reason for fear, you are far more likely to be killed in a car accident than in a terrorist attack.

  6. donotfear profile image87
    donotfearposted 7 years ago

    One lone woman has the only right words for this entire post. She goes down in history as the ultimate authority in religious chat.  She's faced persecution, hate, and misunderstanding, but through it all, her image has continued thoughout all internet-nity.  With this I give tribute to her:



    In all humanity..........








    NOW ISN'T THAT SPECIAL!!
    http://biddiesinhose.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/church-lady.jpg

  7. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    This thread is about the celebration of eternal damnation for America's enemies.  Please stay on topic.

    1. John Holden profile image60
      John Holdenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Or what? You'll come round and personally blow us all up!

      lol lol lol

      1. profile image0
        Brenda Durhamposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I doubt it.  But he might try to eradicate us all with pasta & Ragu.  hahhhaha

      2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        No, but when God asks us who should be left behind on the 21st.......(He'll only ask good patriotic Americans of course).

  8. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Obama was watching me on my webcam and stealing my one liners!

    I fixed him good though! I just threw my laptop in the bathtub.

    Don't mess with me Obama!

    I may have mentioned about him eating my dog, but thought I should keep it in the forefront.

    1. CMHypno profile image95
      CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Did he eat the banana god as well? Is that why my fruit bowl is so empty and unfulfilled? smile

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        You are on to him too eh?

        I believe he did kill the banana god, as none are coming from Queensland and they are now $12.99 a kilo.

        I also blame him for hurting that nice man with the beard who likes to sit quietly and watch television. smile

  9. I am DB Cooper profile image64
    I am DB Cooperposted 7 years ago

    Too funny. I saw last week than Mike Huckabee gave a statement regarding the killing of Osama Bin Laden in which he remarked "Osama, welcome to Hell".

    When did Huckabee get a job moonlighting as Hell's butler?

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL

  10. thirdmillenium profile image61
    thirdmilleniumposted 7 years ago

    Surprise!
    No osama will burn in hell.

    Because there is no hell.
    Osama will raise again on the judgement day. He will be asked if he repents. If he does, he will be accepted as a citizen in Jesus' kingdom. Or he will die a second time, This time permanently.
    This is the fate that awaits billions of others.
    He is one among the billions who murdered or not murdered
    he is one among the billions who blasphemed or not blasphemed.
    He is one among the billions who cheated or not cheated.
    He is one among the billions who told on others or not told on others.

    God does not see multiple murders as more hideous than one murder.
    He is nothing special

  11. habee profile image95
    habeeposted 7 years ago

    Virginity is way overrated!

 
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