I'm tired of having the gays shove their "agenda" down my throat whilst the liberals are sticking it to me. My throat is raw from the endless gargling needed to wash away the gay "pride" I am forced to swallow. Whenever I rise to protest these twin invasions of my very core, I'm told to just sit down and shut up, but how can I stay seated after what they put me through?
May be if you lie down on your back you'll be able to swallow more. Just open your mouth and close your eyes. That's how former USSR's population existed. Managed for 70 years...
Perhaps you need to consider two slightly less obvious aspects....
(1) Your most prominent features..
(2) The method of promoting of your port of entry!
If you're tired to protesting, stop protesting!
You little bigoted troglodyte. Agenda my ass. I'm just living my life. Can I ask you this: Why are you obsessed with me? I'm not obsessed with who YOU sleep with? Right? Ok.
Hatemongers.Bigots.Homophobes. All are quick to stroke my ego with their innate obsession. *sigh*....I'm fierce b*tch.
Keep it cute, or put it on mute. #dazzz itt
That strikes me as anti-Semitic as well as homophobic.
Thanks for the link. Now I have another scapegoat.
LMAO, I actually wondered how long it would take for you to pick up on that. You are fashionably late.
In running with the theme of the thread...
I have got to have a sex change operation. If the majority of gays are Jews I gotta become a gay man as quick as possible.
Think about it... A partner that is well-groomed, neat, has great taste in decorating clothes and music, and is financially successful as well. Pretty soon every woman is gonna figure this out and testosterone injections are going to be selling faster than Ecstasy at a rave.
Haha! Now it's 45 minutes later, so I'm guessing I've made another statement...
I can't fault your logic, but you forgot one additional benefit: you can get circumcised (that's if you go the whole 9 yards and get an implant).
And don't forget the Gentile children blood: we gays make a mean Bloody Mary out of it. (The whole matzoh condiment is so 19th century...)
I don't think I'll go the whole 9 yards... I would think 9 inches would be more than sufficient... after the circumcision that is.
And yes, Gentile children blood is good... especially for us syphilitic vampires.
Be careful of Italian children's blood, then...all that garlic.
We caught a gay liberal agenda just the other day!
The thing I noticed was that it was very gay and very liberal about being very gay.. and very gay about being liberal.
Naturally we tied it to a tree and whipped it solidly till lunch time, when we all went home for high tea and scones.
What a lovely thread!
I'm sorry, but I MUST point this out. You misspelled "LIBRUL."
Obviously, you are not a true American.
Protesting about how an individal lives their lives without bothering anyone in any way, shape or form? What a concept. Someone needs to get a life!
Hey! Where'd you find my day planner?
At the bottom of the bed... under your dress.
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