GAY LIBERAL AGENDA DESTROYING AMERICA

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years ago

   
   
   
   I'm tired of having the gays shove their "agenda" down my throat whilst the liberals are sticking it to me.  My throat is raw from the endless gargling needed to wash away the gay "pride" I am forced to swallow.  Whenever I rise to protest these twin invasions of my very core, I'm told to just sit down and shut up, but how can I stay seated after what they put me through?

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      Home Girlposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      May be if you lie down on your back you'll be able to swallow more. Just open your mouth and close your eyes. That's how former USSR's population existed. Managed for 70 years...

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      Pearldiverposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      WOW BigBoy....
      
      Perhaps you need to consider two slightly less obvious aspects....
      
      (1) Your most prominent features..
      
      And..
      
      (2) The method of promoting of your port of entry!
      
      
       

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      Greek Oneposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      that is a very queer assessment

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      Repairguy47posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Hope for parole.

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      Paul Wingertposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      If you're tired to protesting, stop protesting!

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      Kaiserfailedposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      You little bigoted troglodyte. Agenda my ass. I'm just living my life. Can I ask you this: Why are you obsessed with me? I'm not obsessed with who YOU sleep with? Right? Ok.
      
      Hatemongers.Bigots.Homophobes. All are quick to stroke my ego with their innate obsession. *sigh*....I'm fierce b*tch.
      
      Keep it cute, or put it on mute. #dazzz itt

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         MelissaBarrettposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Wow, either you really missed the point or you are very very good at going along with it.

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         You only hurt the ones you love...

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   Wesman Todd Shawposted 11 years ago

   http://www.intmensorg.info/hlm.htm

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      Ralph Deedsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      That strikes me as anti-Semitic as well as homophobic.

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for the link.  Now I have another scapegoat.

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      livelongerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Yay for LGBT Jews!

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         MelissaBarrettposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         LMAO, I actually wondered how long it would take for you to pick up on that.  You are fashionably late.
         
         In running with the theme of the thread... 
         
         I have got to have a sex change operation.  If the majority of gays are Jews I gotta become a gay man as quick as possible.
         
         Think about it...  A partner that is well-groomed, neat, has great taste in decorating clothes and music, and is financially successful as well.  Pretty soon every woman is gonna figure this out and testosterone injections are going to be selling faster than Ecstasy at a rave.

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            livelongerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Haha! Now it's 45 minutes later, so I'm guessing I've made another statement...
            
            I can't fault your logic, but you forgot one additional benefit: you can get circumcised (that's if you go the whole 9 yards and get an implant).
            
            And don't forget the Gentile children blood: we gays make a mean Bloody Mary out of it. (The whole matzoh condiment is so 19th century...)

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               MelissaBarrettposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               I don't think I'll go the whole 9 yards... I would think 9 inches would be more than sufficient... after the circumcision that is.
               
               And yes, Gentile children blood is good... especially for us syphilitic  vampires.

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                  livelongerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  Be careful of Italian children's blood, then...all that garlic.

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                     MelissaBarrettposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     LMAO, I'm used to Italian blood. I have quite a bit of it running through my veins.

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                        livelongerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        I only have it through injection.

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   optimus grimlockposted 11 years ago

   just ignore it!

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Why?  That is some powerful stuff.

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   earnestshubposted 11 years ago

   We caught a gay liberal agenda just the other day!
   
   The thing I noticed was that it was very gay and very liberal about being very gay.. and very gay about being liberal.
   
   Naturally we tied it to a tree and whipped it solidly till lunch time, when we all went home for high tea and scones.
   
   
   What a lovely thread!

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      tshivleyposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Rampant disregard for allowing people to choose how to live their lives without fear of hatred and violence destroying humanity.

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      That's really the only way to handle an agenda...

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   Tim Giangiobbeposted 11 years ago

   Don't READ IT HATER

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   PrettyPantherposted 11 years ago

   I'm sorry, but I MUST point this out.  You misspelled "LIBRUL."
   
   Obviously, you are not a true American.

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   Paul Wingertposted 11 years ago

   Protesting about how an individal lives their lives without bothering anyone in any way, shape or form? What a concept. Someone needs to get a life!

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   Kangaroo_Jaseposted 11 years ago

   Did anyone bring beer?

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   Uninvited Writerposted 11 years ago

   This is a gay agrnda
   
   
   

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      MelissaBarrettposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, that is a pretty gay agenda.

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Hey! Where'd you find my day planner?

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            MelissaBarrettposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            At the bottom of the bed... under your dress.

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               Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Hey, I think you're insinuating that I'm gay.  For your information girlfriend, that isn't MY dress.  It may or may not belong to one of my...um...er...buddies.

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