"Hey, did you used to work for UPS?"
"Oh, I thought I saw you checking out my package.."
Just had to throw this one in here, it usually gets a laugh if nothing else.
Lol, people still use those things? Lines are so unoriginal.
I'll tell you the worst pick up line I ever heard. A guy, nice looking enough but , He says " Do you believe in casual sex?" Um okay ..........
You guys are way too funny I had a good laugh. Keep them coming, no pun intended
There are millions of pickup lines on internet. Just do a google..... here are some which i liked........
"Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good."
"Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?"
"Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?"
"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!"
"Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat."
"If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning."
"I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate"
"You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible.""
by manofmystery24 5 years ago
Do you think pick up lines work?
by Daffy Duck 7 years ago
I watched TMZ and heard some really stupid lines."Would you care to catch an early breakfast with me?"How do you like your eggs....scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?"What is the dumbest pick up line you ever heard?
by grizelda 6 years ago
Just for fun:) Can u share your favorite pick-up lines?
by Steven Escareno 8 years ago
Ladies-whats the nicest/rudest/funniest pick up line you've ever heard?Gentlemen-What various pick up lines have you ever used or your friends have used?
by theseus 4 years ago
Hi gals & guys..Valentines Day is right around the corner..Post any pick-up line (conversation style) that you think is good, funny or romantic..I'll start:You: "Can you give me directions?Boy/Girl: Where?You: To your heart?" You: "Excuse me, are you a dictionary?Girl/Boy:...
by Stephanie Hicks 6 years ago
Funny and clever pick-up linesShare the best (or worst) pick-up lines you have ever heard. For example:"Do you believe in love at first sight? Then let me walk by again!"
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