Dumbest pick up lines.

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  1. Daffy Duck profile image60
    Daffy Duckposted 7 years ago

    I watched TMZ and heard some really stupid lines.

    "Would you care to catch an early breakfast with me?"

    How do you like your eggs....scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?"

    What is the dumbest pick up line you ever heard?

  2. Reality Bytes profile image80
    Reality Bytesposted 7 years ago

    "If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me."

    Guy asks a girl the time, after she tells him he says  "My friend here told me that a beautiful girl like you would not give me the time of day"

  3. Stevennix2001 profile image91
    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    the names bond...james bond. big_smile

    excuse me, I don't mean to come between you two ladies...or did i?  wink

    1. Daffy Duck profile image60
      Daffy Duckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol   lol

  4. Greg Sage profile image38
    Greg Sageposted 7 years ago

    No joke.

    I once had a woman walk up to me, grab the back of my collar, and look at the tag.  When I asked what she was doing, she said "Just wanted to see if you were made in Heaven."

    1. Daffy Duck profile image60
      Daffy Duckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Are you sure it wasn't a tranny?  big_smile

  5. SandyMcCollum profile image77
    SandyMcCollumposted 7 years ago

    How are you doing?

    Fine.

    I didn't ask how you look, I asked how are you doing...

    Stupid.

    1. Daffy Duck profile image60
      Daffy Duckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You got that right!

  6. Cardisa profile image91
    Cardisaposted 7 years ago

    I find these pick up lines really funny especially the one Greg posted.

    1. Greg Sage profile image38
      Greg Sageposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Oddly enough, she happened to be selling something.

      I'm sure it was unrelated to her sudden infatuation with me, however.  Poor girl couldn't help it.

      1. Cardisa profile image91
        Cardisaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Really brave girl. I've never developed the courage to approach a guy.

        1. Cardisa profile image91
          Cardisaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I just tried that on my fiance.....he looked puzzled and shook his head when he realized what I was doing.

  7. sassyk73 profile image72
    sassyk73posted 7 years ago

    You must be a ticket because you got fine written all over you smile

  8. Stevennix2001 profile image91
    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    Are you a thief?  Because you took my breath away the moment I laid eyes on  you. wink

    1. LuisEGonzalez profile image86
      LuisEGonzalezposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Don't know about you..but I like this one, maybe I'll try it wink

  9. DIYweddingplanner profile image90
    DIYweddingplannerposted 7 years ago

    "Nice dress...it would look even better lying crumpled on my bedroom floor."

  10. Stevennix2001 profile image91
    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    are you tired?  you've running around my dreams all night long. wink

  11. sassyk73 profile image72
    sassyk73posted 7 years ago

    Lol....I saw my brother-in-law pull out a little sheet of paper and go up to this girl and say....If I beat you in a game of tic tac toe...you will have to give me your phone number.

    It worked! He got her number. Hubby and I just shook our heads.

    1. Daffy Duck profile image60
      Daffy Duckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      This is the best one by far.  I don't mean bad, I just can't believe it.  Good for him.

  12. thighhighchick profile image56
    thighhighchickposted 7 years ago

    I think I better call GOD one of his angels is standing in front of me


    Ugh...

  13. Stevennix2001 profile image91
    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    Are you from Tennessee?  Because your the only ten that I see. wink  tongue lol

    1. sassyk73 profile image72
      sassyk73posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Lol...I just tried this one with hubby and he finished my sentence......I think he may have used this one back in the day....lol wink

  14. bellawritter23 profile image76
    bellawritter23posted 7 years ago

    "If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer." cool big_smile

    all of these are too funny!!

  15. LuisEGonzalez profile image86
    LuisEGonzalezposted 7 years ago

    OK..keep them coming I'm taking notes...you never know...big_smile

  16. Bill Manning profile image71
    Bill Manningposted 7 years ago

    "Is that Windex on you,,, because I can see myself in your pants,,,"  roll

    1. profile image0
      Arlene V. Pomaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I'm celebrating my wedding anniversary today.  After reading all your comments, I am glad I am married and not sitting at the bar with one of those sweet drinks.  The ones decorated with a colorful paper umbrella.

    2. Daffy Duck profile image60
      Daffy Duckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol  lol  lol

  17. LuisEGonzalez profile image86
    LuisEGonzalezposted 7 years ago

    Here's one which my friend used about three months ago on this stunning girl who was sitting next to us at Hooters:  "You know wearing that is illegal"   to which she said  "what.. this dress?"  To which he answered  "no the dress is fine, it's that body that concerns me"

    It actually worked..they've been going out since then!
    Darned..no wonder I took up drinking!  tongue

  18. DIYweddingplanner profile image90
    DIYweddingplannerposted 7 years ago

    Only in South Carolina...

    If I had a swing like that in my backyard, I wouldn't get off of it all day long!

    1. LuisEGonzalez profile image86
      LuisEGonzalezposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol  lol

    2. Greg Sage profile image38
      Greg Sageposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      That ain't half bad, actually.

      smile

  19. DIYweddingplanner profile image90
    DIYweddingplannerposted 7 years ago

    Said to me and my best friend as we walked down Ocean Blvd. in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina!  And no, it didn't work!

    Perhaps it was the redneck delivery... smile

  20. Greg Sage profile image38
    Greg Sageposted 7 years ago

    It'll work on my baby.

    She's proud of her "assets."

  21. DIYweddingplanner profile image90
    DIYweddingplannerposted 7 years ago

    We did get a huge laugh out of, so I guess that's good for something!

  22. 4tune profile image60
    4tuneposted 7 years ago

    I just broke up with my girlfriend I am so pissed! I hate her! That b*tch! blah blah blah.. "hey you wanna go out with me?"

  23. profile image0
    Arlene V. Pomaposted 7 years ago

    While I was sitting alone at a table in a very crowded restaurant and leaning against the edge of the table, a guy comes by me whispers in my ear,  "I would love to be that table supporting that breast."

    Puulllllease.

 
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