I watched TMZ and heard some really stupid lines.
"Would you care to catch an early breakfast with me?"
How do you like your eggs....scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?"
What is the dumbest pick up line you ever heard?
"If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me."
Guy asks a girl the time, after she tells him he says "My friend here told me that a beautiful girl like you would not give me the time of day"
the names bond...james bond.
excuse me, I don't mean to come between you two ladies...or did i?
I once had a woman walk up to me, grab the back of my collar, and look at the tag. When I asked what she was doing, she said "Just wanted to see if you were made in Heaven."
How are you doing?
I didn't ask how you look, I asked how are you doing...
I find these pick up lines really funny especially the one Greg posted.
Oddly enough, she happened to be selling something.
I'm sure it was unrelated to her sudden infatuation with me, however. Poor girl couldn't help it.
You must be a ticket because you got fine written all over you
Are you a thief? Because you took my breath away the moment I laid eyes on you.
"Nice dress...it would look even better lying crumpled on my bedroom floor."
are you tired? you've running around my dreams all night long.
Lol....I saw my brother-in-law pull out a little sheet of paper and go up to this girl and say....If I beat you in a game of tic tac toe...you will have to give me your phone number.
It worked! He got her number. Hubby and I just shook our heads.
I think I better call GOD one of his angels is standing in front of me
Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten that I see.
"If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer."
all of these are too funny!!
OK..keep them coming I'm taking notes...you never know...
"Is that Windex on you,,, because I can see myself in your pants,,,"
I'm celebrating my wedding anniversary today. After reading all your comments, I am glad I am married and not sitting at the bar with one of those sweet drinks. The ones decorated with a colorful paper umbrella.
Here's one which my friend used about three months ago on this stunning girl who was sitting next to us at Hooters: "You know wearing that is illegal" to which she said "what.. this dress?" To which he answered "no the dress is fine, it's that body that concerns me"
It actually worked..they've been going out since then!
Darned..no wonder I took up drinking!
Only in South Carolina...
If I had a swing like that in my backyard, I wouldn't get off of it all day long!
Said to me and my best friend as we walked down Ocean Blvd. in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina! And no, it didn't work!
Perhaps it was the redneck delivery...
We did get a huge laugh out of, so I guess that's good for something!
I just broke up with my girlfriend I am so pissed! I hate her! That b*tch! blah blah blah.. "hey you wanna go out with me?"
While I was sitting alone at a table in a very crowded restaurant and leaning against the edge of the table, a guy comes by me whispers in my ear, "I would love to be that table supporting that breast."
by grizelda 8 years ago
Just for fun:) Can u share your favorite pick-up lines?
by manofmystery24 8 years ago
Do you think pick up lines work?
by kbennett51770 10 years ago
What are the popular pick up lines these days?
by Stevennix2001 11 years ago
Ladies-whats the nicest/rudest/funniest pick up line you've ever heard?Gentlemen-What various pick up lines have you ever used or your friends have used?
by JP Carlos 8 years ago
What pick up line has worked for you?I know there's a lot of them out there. But which one worked for you?
by Devika Primić 6 years ago
What was the best Pick up Line you have ever heard from a man?Mostly men use pick up lines. I once heard this line ''Send me a photograph of you and I will tell Santa what I want for Christmas.'' Do you think Pick up Lines are humorous?
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