Which is your favorite 'One Liner' you do not forget to say ???

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  1. PassionJunkie profile image72
    PassionJunkieposted 7 years ago

    Which is your favorite  'One Liner' you do not forget to say ???

    Any interesting Oneliners, proverbs, quotes, jokes, sayings or thoughts that provoke laughter or deep thoughts !!smile

    My fav : "We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

  2. pisean282311 profile image61
    pisean282311posted 7 years ago

    It is not load that breaks one down, It is the way one takes it...

  3. PassionJunkie profile image72
    PassionJunkieposted 7 years ago

    "A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist."

  4. GNelson profile image76
    GNelsonposted 7 years ago

    You can measure you age by the size of your dreams.

  5. herpointofview profile image92
    herpointofviewposted 7 years ago

    You need me to help you out?  Which way did you come in?

  6. debbiesdailyviews profile image59
    debbiesdailyviewsposted 7 years ago

    A quote I never forget from my Grandmother.

    " BUY CHEEP, BUY TWICE ! "

  7. eternitydoyle profile image56
    eternitydoyleposted 7 years ago

    i'm kinda philosophical, and even though this isnt technically a one-liner, i say it heaps:

    'a blessing ignored is a curse,
    an opportunity missed is a regret,
    a dream unfollowed is a nightmare,
    and a moment spent in embarassment is better than a moment spent wondering'

    or you could always go with 'THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!'
    works very well with guys who dont think through what theyre saying tongue

  8. LukeMason profile image58
    LukeMasonposted 7 years ago

    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

  9. Conflicted Views profile image57
    Conflicted Viewsposted 7 years ago

    "Remember that some people exist simply to serve as a warning to others."

    "Never argue with an idiot, those watching may not know the difference."

    "I will drag you down to my level and beat you with experience."

  10. Traffic Creator profile image59
    Traffic Creatorposted 7 years ago

    "Sometimes, to do what's right, we have to be steady and give up the things we want most. Even our dreams."

  11. iviskei profile image73
    iviskeiposted 6 years ago

    "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride."

    "Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy."

    Or my personal favorite...

    "YOUR FACE!"

 
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