Which is your favorite 'One Liner' you do not forget to say ???Any interesting Oneliners, proverbs, quotes, jokes, sayings or thoughts that provoke laughter or deep thoughts !!My fav : "We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
It is not load that breaks one down, It is the way one takes it...
"A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist."
You can measure you age by the size of your dreams.
You need me to help you out? Which way did you come in?
A quote I never forget from my Grandmother." BUY CHEEP, BUY TWICE ! "
i'm kinda philosophical, and even though this isnt technically a one-liner, i say it heaps:'a blessing ignored is a curse,an opportunity missed is a regret,a dream unfollowed is a nightmare,and a moment spent in embarassment is better than a moment spent wondering'or you could always go with 'THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!'works very well with guys who dont think through what theyre saying
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
"Remember that some people exist simply to serve as a warning to others.""Never argue with an idiot, those watching may not know the difference.""I will drag you down to my level and beat you with experience."
"Sometimes, to do what's right, we have to be steady and give up the things we want most. Even our dreams."
"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.""Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy."Or my personal favorite... "YOUR FACE!"
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