A collection of funny quotes and sayings said the wrong way, mixed up and said backwards, which gives them new meaning and makes them a lot more funnier than they were ever meant to be!
100 funny Facebook statuses about dieting, trying to diet and failing to start a diet.
Facebook status updates about today.
Hundreds of happy statuses to share on your timeline and use as comments on Facebook and Twitter.
Quotes for your online dating profile. Sweet, funny and flirty quotes for creating an interesting online dating profile.
Hundreds of short quotes and statuses about life. Funny life quotes and positive affirmations about life.
70 short quotes and status updates about men and love. Quotes about the men we love and have loved!
Good advice quotes about life, love, friendship and family.
Cute Easter quotes, Easter bunny quotes and Easter status updates. A page of funny and sweet Easter quotes you can share.
Funny, random, silly facts and nonsense for Facebook and Twitter statuses.
130 Status updates about being positive and having a positive attitude.
A fun collection of Tongue Twisters to twist your tongue!
Using hair chalk to highlight your hair is an easy and inexpensive alternative to using hair dye, and because it washes out you can afford to be really creative!
Quotes about being a writer, an author, a poet. Quotes and one-liners about life as a writer.
Happy and sweet "Good morning!" status updates.
Make your online friends laugh with these funny and silly status updates for Facebook.
Quotes to say when you are not sorry... Not at all. Not one little bit!
Quotes to use when you're made a mistake and you want to say sorry and ask for forgiveness.
Over 125 'About you' quotes and funny Facebook statuses to describe someone.
Hundreds of cheeky statuses and cheeky comments for Facebook
Corny, hilarious, and funny lines! If you're a fan of good and bad pick-up lines, this page is for you!
A page of funny OMG status updates and quotes.
Embarrassing, funny and awkward mommy moments.
Hundreds of really corny, lame and funny breakup lines for when you want to end your relationship.
What are you doing staying stuck in the friend zone? Some great tips and advice for men about how to get out of that friend zone.
You know you're Australian When... You have a spider as big as a dinner plate living in your lounge room and you're not really worried because it's only a Huntsman, Funny “You know you're Australian When" quotes.
A collection of funny, silly and random confessions about yourself for funny Facebook status updates and tweets. A page you can share on your timeline.
Just for fun! Revamped Christmas Carols especially for writers on HubPages! Happy Christmas Hubbers!
Funny Christmas quotes, funny Christmas status updates and Christmas meme's for Facebook and Twitter.
Laugh out loud with this page of funny status updates, quotes and memes about partying, celebrating, drinking too much and having a big night out!
A huge collection of witty, and clever status updates and memes for Facebook and Twitter.
Hundreds of funny, cheeky, smarty pants stuatuses for places like Facebook and Twitter
Dating suggestions, to get your relationship off to a good start.
Funny quotes and statuses about things no one ever said and will probably never say "I love it when you leave the toilet seat up!" said no one ever.
How to impress the girl you want. Simple, easy ways to make a good impression.
A large collection of witty, funny "Keep calm" quotes. Funny one-liners and phrases for status updates, Facebook comments and Tweets.
Here is a list of funny and cute status updates that you can post on social media. These status updates are bound to get a rise out of your friends and followers!
Wouldn't it be great if a liars pants really did catch on fire! Funny quotes and statuses about life and wishing things were different.
Would you let your boyfriend make dates with female friends? When your boyfriend’s female friend asks him for "alone" time.
How do you breakup with your girlfriend without hurting her when you have met someone else? Relationship advice from StrickltyDating about breaking up.
Those little moments in life when you have to laugh! Cute one-liners for funny Facebook Status updates and Tweets.
What to do when your boyfriend doesn't like you spending time with friends. When he gives you the silent treatment and has trust issues. Relationship Advice from StricktlyDating.
Use these quotes to describe what love is.
A collection of the cutest Dear Santa quotes for Facebook statuses and Tweets this Christmas. Dear Santa, I can EXPLAIN! Dear Santa, I want IT ALL!
55 funny "That Moment when" quotes for Twitter and Facebook Status Updates...That moment when you're kissing on New Years Eve and fireworks really do go off!
Short quotes and Facebook status updates about moving forward and moving on from the past.
Some of the reasons and good excuses as to why you are single. 50 Funny and honest reasons for being single.
What is your Facebook Personality?
A collection of funny 'Life is too short' statuses for Facebook and Twitter. Life is too short not to eat cake! Life is too short to drive when you can fly!
"I love you Because..." quotes. A collection of sweet quotes celebrating love and romance, and to say how much I love you.
A collection of funny "That frustrating moment when" quotes. Funny quotes about life for Facebook Likes and Twitter status, and just for laughs!
The best "That awesome moment when" life quotes and funny status updates for Facebook and Twitter.
125+That awkward moment when quotes. Funny status awkward moment statuses about embarrassing, silly and totally awkward situations. With hundreds of awkward moments in the reader comments!
Money saving tips for modern girls who want to save money, still look good and continue to live a fabulous lifestyle at the same time! How To Save Money.
Relationship Advice: A breakup recovery plan! How to get over your ex in two weeks. Recover from heartbreak and move on with your life after your breakup.
Relationship Advice: Casual Relationship, How do I tell him I want more? When you're too afraid to tell him you've fallen in love with him.
How to be funny without telling a joke, how to prank your friends and be a funnier person.
Funny ways you can prank your friends and visitors!
Relationship Advice: Jealousy - some call it 'The little green monster'. In a love relationship jealousy typically involves the couple and a third party. One member of the couple can become jealous due to envy - if they perceive that someone else has, or is getting something they want from their...
A page of romantic, corny, sweet and funny "Roses are red, violets are blue" love poems and quotes. Roses are red, violets are blue, just wait until I get my hands on you!
Funny HubPages questions. A collection of the funniest and most intriguing questions asked on HubPages in the 'Answers' section - to make you think and smile because someone actually thought of asking them!
For ladies - How to wear a Tutu, Where to buy a Tutu Online. Tutu's for women, for casual wear and formal wear. Tutu's represent the ultimate in feminine fashion and timeless style.
90+ Funny, awesome, awful and nasty things to say if your boyfriend dumps you.
Cute, Funny "About me" quotes, status updates and memes about yourself. Quotes for the 'About me' section of your profile page, and for funny Facebook statuses and Tweets about yourself.
Funny, silly, stupid and dumb questions. Why are there only 12 hours on a clock? Did London Bridge ever fall down? Who did let the dogs out? The dumbest, silliest questions you could ever ask!
Funny Irish Sayings, Irish Quotes, Gaelic Blessings, Irish Blessings, Traditional Irish Blessings, Gaelic Sayings.
Where to meet a single millionaire online, and should you consider dating one? Tips and advice about online dating with wealthy singles.
Translate "Happy Valentine's Day". Translations of Happy Valentine's Day from English to Many International Langauges: Turkish, Swedish, Dutch, German, Indonesian, Romanian, Thai, Italian, French...
Funny things you should never say to your boyfriend... If you want to keep your boyfriend that is!
Relationship ending? Here are the worst ways to break up with a woman. If you really don't want a bad break up with drama's, fights and insults don't break up with your girlfriend these ways...
Common Aussie slang words used in Australia. Written by a fair dinkum Aussie! The most common Australian slang words, and some interesting facts about life in Australia.
The reasons why you do not want to get back with your ex!
20 Tiger Woods Jokes, Best Tiger Woods Affairs Jokes,What was Tiger Woods wife doing out at 2:30am? Clubbing! Did you make it out of your driveway safely this morning? Than you can say you out drove Tiger Woods, Funny jokes about Tiger Woods Affair, Car Accident...
Status updates about feeling alone, spending time alone, being lonely.
Detailing the right way to end a long term relationship. For people who have been in a long term relationship and want to end it in the best way possible.
Here are some funny, witty comeback lines for when someone tells you "You talk too much!". Yes, I talk a lot - laugh a lot, cry a lot - it all evens out! Get your own back with these comebacks!
Want everyone to be envious of your legs? Want to look good in a mini-skirt this summer, here's how to get your legs and feet looking beautiful from now on!
How to wear your jeans in the office, at formal and sports events without raising any eye-brows! You're tips to getting away with breaking the clothing regulations!
Does she like me? Does he love me? When it comes to dating, there's a lot you can do to avoid rejection. Here's some advice about how you can avoid being rejected!
Hubpages questions answered by Stricktly Dating regarding relationships, dating, girlfriends, ex-girlfriend advice and understanding women: Why do women cheat? What does a woman really want? What is she thinking?
"I love you" translated into different languages. Use these translations learn how to tell your international friends how much you care!
If you're fair-haired: Blonde, Red or Grey, Laser Hair Removal will most likely be an ineffective treatment. It's not a Blonde joke! Laser treatment doesn't work on blondes. Some Laser Clinics will still treat these individuals.
A guide you can use at home to create your own 'messy curls'/ Hollywood GHD Curls using your Hair Straightener. How to curl your hair with your Straightening Iron.
I've had Botox for Frown Lines and it was far less painful than having Elecrolysis! Don't waste your time and money on expensive moisturisers and facials when you can get this quick fix!
Breakup Advice: He's dumped you. But he's happy to leave you as his Facebook Friend. Usually because, he wants to keep an eye on what you're up to! And guess what, It's no longer any of his business!
Most consumers are unaware of the potential health risks which come with purchasing a counterfeit perfume - or even that they've purchased a fake. Thesedays there are highly sophisticated knock-offs for sale...
Flirty French Love And Dating Quotes And Phrases. French translated to English. Je t'aime - I love you, Je t'adore - I adore you, Je t'aime de tout mon coeur - I love you with all my heart.
QUICK, CUTE FOOD PRESENTATION FOR LOVE. Heart shaped food. Photos illustrating how easy it is to present your every day meals in a fun and romantic way to surprise your lover.
I'm here to tell you the secret to getting your ex boyfriend back. It's a one step process, and it does not involve any bribery or witchcraft!
15 tips for you to use to give a better impression and get more dates!
Cute, Romantic SMS Messages for your crush, your date or love. The sweetest text messages and tips about sending texts.
Do you want to date a football player? Here's all you need to know about how you can meet a football player.
Do you have a crush on a Musician? Maybe getting to know him is not as hard as you think. I've dated many in my time, and here's how you can get to know a rock star too!
Botox is not just for crows feet and forehead wrinkles, you can have Botox to enhance your lips and remove lip wrinkle lines too!
Romantic Latin love words. An adorable and cheeky collection of love and dating phrases translated from English to Latin!