What is the Worst Possible Thing to Say on a First Date?

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  1. Erin Rooney profile image58
    Erin Rooneyposted 6 years ago

    What is the Worst Possible Thing to Say on a First Date?

    I'm not sure what the rules are exactly as far as what we can say on Hubpages, but just try not to be too graphic. You can draw from experiences or from imagination, whatever you want.


  2. zzron profile image55
    zzronposted 6 years ago


    Will you marry me or I love you...............................

  3. profile image0
    Indigitalposted 6 years ago

    My last-girlfriend was so gorgeous - you should meet her. Oh my god, she was just perfect, hilarious. Just everything about her seemed amazing, y'know?

    1. msorensson profile image69
      msorenssonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I love it..so true..

  4. Jeannieinabottle profile image91
    Jeannieinabottleposted 6 years ago

    "After dinner, I'd like to show you where I hide the bodies."

  5. duffsmom profile image60
    duffsmomposted 6 years ago

    Years ago, at the show watching Romeo and Juliet on a blind date.  I had a soda, and was sort of playing with the straw and the guy took it from me.  I said hey, give me back my straw and he said in what I assume was supposed to be a romantic voice--"You mean OUR straw,"  Very creepy....first and last date, don't even remember his name--I could not get away from him fast enough!

  6. PixChic profile image55
    PixChicposted 6 years ago

    I was on a blind date a few years ago and had a guy tell me that some day he wanted a house with and underground garage so that when he pulled his black camaro our of the driveway he could feel like Batman driving out of the bat cave. Did I mention he seemed to have "compency" issues. Oh yea, Camaro...

  7. mobias profile image70
    mobiasposted 6 years ago

    "Man! my daughter is going to be so proud of me!!"

    "So, you don't like...have any kids or anything do ya?"

    There are endless things that are terrible to say!
    In essence, whatever is the opposite of what that date believes in, or feels strongly for...that would be the worst thing you could say to them!

    Ex. To a vegetarian date:
    "Mmmm, I like my steaks BLOODY!, yeah, I eat cow a lot...what ELSE are they for?!"

    yeah........that wouldn't go over so well!

  8. I Am Rosa profile image91
    I Am Rosaposted 6 years ago

    Worse first date lines I've received:

    "So, what do you want the wedding to be like?"

    "When can I meet your family?"

    "I always give women a ride home from the bar when they've had too much to drink."

    "I'm not really a cat person."   "One day mommy will come home and you won't be here."

    "I really like you, but I'm not ready for anything serious. Would you consider being friends with benefits?"

    "I always have this lofty view of a women when I first start dating them, but then something happens that makes me realize they're human and I just seem to lose interest."

    "Most of my friends are women ... all ex-girlfriends, actually."

    "What kind of activities do you like to do for fun?"   "Wow.  That's stupid."

    "Before we go to dinner, I need to go back to my hotel room and take a shower.  Wanna join me?"

    "My ex's daughter still lives in my basement.  She's smokin' hot with coltish legs that just don't stop ..."

    "Don't I know you from somewhere?"

    "My friend thinks you have nice boobs."

  9. nabeelplus profile image56
    nabeelplusposted 6 years ago

    "Most of my friends are women ... all ex-girlfriends, actually."

    1. msorensson profile image69
      msorenssonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      This one made me laugh too..Thank you..

  10. sam3m profile image62
    sam3mposted 6 years ago

    one of the worst things you can say is "take those off".
    of course, depending on the response, it could be one of the best things.


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