Yesterday, my husband and I went out for dinner and while we were eating, the man seated at the table across from ours was grossly picking his nose. I tried real hard not to let it bother me but when this guy used the same finger he picked his nose with to eat his french fries, I just couldn't stand it a moment longer. After I excused myself from the table my husband and I were sitting at, I walked over to the nose pickers table and thanked him for ruining my meal. It was so disgusting! Did I do the right thing? What would you have done?
(laughing) Crazdwriter, thanks for the advice. If it ever happens again, I will. Yes.. he said, "Excuse me, I'm trying to eat my meal here." So I said.. Yes, and that's not all your eating and then I walked away.
Because I have a wicked sense of humor I probably would have done something to put him off his dinner too... Oh I recently wrote a hub about nose picking being a turn off for women, it is like a plague you just cannot stop them. I think we all react different to these situations so what you did was probably right for you.
(Laughing so hard I think I need to catch my breath before it runs away) Yea..that guy would be there with bells on. Nose picking, french fry eating asswipe. Opps, did I say ass? Sorry..I better go to bed.
the other day my seventeen year old picked his nose and wiped it on my couch then stuck his hand back into the potatoe chip bag that was like so totally gross , he tried to say he didnt then he admited it and tried to laugh it off , but , he got the point , that was gross and the chips , um , yeah , he can have em all now, and form now on, get a bowl and dump some it AFTER he like.... um .... washes his hands
That just soooo grosses me out! I swear, if I were on a date with Hugh Jackman and he did that, I'd suddenly get a headache! He could fart or scratch his balls, and that wouldn't bother me NEARLY as much!!
Several years ago I had a student write an essay about boogers. In it, he described the different kinds and gave each a name. It was one of the funniest papers I've ever read! I kept it for years - not sure where it is now.
Okay well peeps as fun as this was I need to get to bed..it's past 11 here and I'm getting tired. So night ya'll hope you don't have nightmares of groups of ppl getting together in unisex bathrooms for nose picking together
Okay, so that is like, totally gross. I mean, like, totally! Go home nose picker and pick your nose in private where there is nobody to disgust but yourself which you wouldn't otherwise you wouldn't be picking your nose in the first place! Where were there parents when they were young and eating their nose pickings? EEWWW!!
waynet, excuse me while I go blow my nose. For some reason it's running today. Must be the weather up here . Will some one come over and pick me up off the floor? I laughed so hard I fell off my chair. Oh.. but that is so gross!
Yes... donotfear, as you said, "the controversial gross stuff gets center stage." Just look around the hubs, everything from ugly tattoo's, mostly nude women and even hubs regarding sex toys have been found here. I love tattoo's, I even have one of a colorful butterfly on my upper leg. Some I see here are real ugly in my opinion and yet, the hub numbers are high. I learn fast. Gross is in
OH MY GOODNESS, Honker...OPPS, I mean Hokey. Is that really Sen. Hillary Clinton pickin her nose?? Ha..ha..ha ha ha.. somebody get my chair...it's rolling down the street! Darn it, I should have taken the wheels off. (laughing and busting a gut)
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