Now for all you uneducated bachelors out there, lets see what advice some our more experienced hubbers like me can give you young'uns about safe sex! lol.
Oh wise and dysfunctional King Larry, I have one gigantic problem, and I know not what to do. I have given my heart to a fiar maiden whose homeland and residence is in a land far across the seas, one ocean and I think two cotinents away from my own homeland. She is everything a woman can be and then some...my dilema King Larry is how to I get her to come across the seas, one ocean, and two continents to be with me...alas I cannot afford such a trip myself. And I am afraid she will say no. Oh King Larry, what should I do? The BPing of my heart ever BPing...how can I bring that which is desire and make it a reality...
So far, me and Blondpoet have crashed this forum.
Safe sex? What a topic...only from our one & only King Larry.
I have crashed it too and fell well bad now for my post but I have more if needed lol
Always put a ladder out of the window in case of a fast exit, such as their loved one returns unexpectedly lol
by Steven Escareno 8 years ago
Lol. NO, this forum has nothing to do with me, nor anyone i know in particular. lol. I just felt like opening up another fun sex related forum as i do get a kick out of your reactions. lol. Anyway, I saw this happen in a movie once where a guy has sex with a girl, but...
by optimus grimlock 8 years ago
I say atleast 5 times a week, just depends on whats going on in your lives!
by smokenchic 8 years ago
after a heated argument?
by bonniee 9 years ago
Sex less marriage = no child , no enjoyI thing no need than marriage. You are right.
by heartattack4444 8 years ago
Why I didn't wait: there wasn't a "you break it, you buy it" sign on my hymen.What's your position?
by Steven Escareno 7 years ago
Ladies, we all know men can be sexual deviants at times, so I'd like to ask you all to name everything you can think of to recommend to all men that you would like to see changed.
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