What to do for someone special online?

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   spookyfoxposted 13 years ago

   An online friend's bday is coming up, and I can't buy her anything since the delivery would take too long. Any suggestions as to what to do with just a mic and a webcam?

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      Shadesbreathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      A puppet show.  It would show you spent some time, thought and effort on her, and that you weren't just trying to find another reason to show her your underwear and the "treasures" within. Write a script, get some socks set up, practice, and amuse the sh!t out of her.

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         Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         damn, that's got to be the most creative answer i've ever heard.  great job shades! 

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         travelespressoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         VERY creative Shades!  I love it.

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   KCC Big Countryposted 13 years ago

   LOL.....that's such a "Shadesbreath kind of answer".....I absolutely love it!

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      Shadesbreathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I know, it was kind of inspired, wasn't it? I almost deleted it to keep for myself, but then I realized that my wife's computer is in here with mine, so, it would be kind of lame for me to try, since she would see it on her computer at the same time I would be right there bumping into her chair and stuff doing the voices crawling around on the floor.  So, wtf, might as well hand the muse's gift along, eh?  Probably will become a major Internet sex trend, and you will be the only person besides myself to know that it started right here with this question and the large handful of beers I have had thus far. lol.  I'd list the ideas I've had that have become huge thusfar that I swear were rip offs, including pointing out the Geico commercial with the woodchucks that came out coincidentally after my Another 10 Most Asked Questions in the World hub... but hey. 
      
      lol

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   KCC Big Countryposted 13 years ago

   LMAO....you're one of a kind.  Where did sex come into this?  LOL

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      Shadesbreathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I guarantee you, if he makes her laugh with a funny, loving puppet show, she'll find a way to come to his house and rape him in that good way that chicks who feel special will do.

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   KCC Big Countryposted 13 years ago

   Wait....you're probably gonna say....."Duh, KCC,  he did say the woman is prego.......sooooooo.....there had to be some sex involved somewhere along the way."

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   KCC Big Countryposted 13 years ago

   Sounds like a new reality show....."When Chicks Feel Special".  I'll keep an eye out for it.

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   spookyfoxposted 13 years ago

   Thanks for the suggestions, specially Shades, but I came up with something else. If anyone's interested, I wrote a hub about it

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