Interesting Dating Ad Translations

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   Annet Simonposted 14 years ago

   Want to know what the person is REALLY like behind those "nice" descriptions in Singles Ads? Here are some translations.
   
   DANDY LITTLE HOUSE KEEPER:
   She has been married three times and kept all the houses
   
   FINE CHARACTER
   She's an ex-hooker
   
   KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE MONEY:
   She's a spend thrift and great at spending yours
   
   STRONG FAMILY TIES:
   She's a Mafia Princess
   
   LOVES CHILDREN:
   She's pregnant and needs a husband
   
   WONDERFUL PERSONALITY:
   She's fat
   
   GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR:
   She's fat and will laugh at anything you say
   
   THE OUTDOOR TYPE:
   She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, just like the guys
   
   READY TO SETTLE DOWN:
   She's thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to marry
   
   LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME:
   She gets drunk every time she goes out
   
   LOTS OF FUN AT PARTIES:
   Often makes an ass of herself
   
   MATURE WOMAN:
   She's at least thirty, but looks at least forty-five
   
   HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL:
   She's at least thirty-three, but dresses like a teenager
   
   CASUAL:
   She dresses like a slob
   
   DECORATED HER OWN PLACE:
   Her apartment resembles a pig sty
   
   A GREAT DANCER:
   She's a Stripper
   
   NOT OVERLY EMOTIONAL:
   She only cries twenty-seven times a day
   
   DOESN'T CHASE MEN:
   She's more of a mousetrap or a black widow spider type
   
   SELDOM DATES:
   She's a lesbian who needs a male escort for something
   
   UNDERSTANDS MEN:
   She's been married and divorced four times
   
   A GOOD SPORT:
   She knows two hundred jokes & can drink you under the table
   
   LOOKS AND DRESSES LIKE A MODEL:
   She's five eleven and weighs seventy-three pounds
   
   BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS:
   She's a former porn movie star
   
   KNOWS A LOT OF INTERESTING PEOPLE:
   None of whom would marry her
   
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      speedbirdposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Lol..that was funny..I will bookmark this and email my friends

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   wormdoposted 14 years ago

   Interesting that there are none for men.

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