If you were god, would you be like you or would you make improvements?

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  1. underhiswings profile image53
    underhiswingsposted 9 years ago

    If you were god, would you be like you or would you make improvements?

    Would you be just as you are?

    What improvements would you make with yourself?

    What would you do with your creation given the state it is in?

    What would you requires of the people of your world?

    What would be your laws?

    What consequences would you dole out if they were broken?

    How would you behave towards your people, as in characteristics?

    Would you have a chosen people or include everybody no matter how they act?

    1. AEvans profile image77
      AEvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this
  2. Spaghetti Monster profile image58
    Spaghetti Monsterposted 9 years ago

    I would be like me. Indeed, I AM like me. I am that I am.

    I have no laws, athough I do make some strong recommendations about accompanying beverages.

    Breaking those recommendations is it own punishment, verily, and there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

    1. underhiswings profile image53
      underhiswingsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      "I have no laws"
      This is called ANARCHY.
      Do you think anarchy is right?

      "I would be like me. Indeed, I AM like me. I am that I am."
      So if I understand you right.
      You never change?

      1. Spaghetti Monster profile image58
        Spaghetti Monsterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        You don't understand me at all. I change whenever I want to.
        Only bombastic christians who harangue others with verses from 8 different versions of the same book never change.

        RAmen.

        1. underhiswings profile image53
          underhiswingsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          "You don't understand me at all. I change whenever I want to."
          This term   "I AM like me. I am that I am"
          means Never Changing.

          I seem to have caught you in a contradiction and you have dropped your noodles all over the floor. Sad when someone beats you in 3 moves on the chessboard of understanding.

          Yes, using 8 different versions can cause confusion.
          That is why I read the original documents.

          Interesting what a mind filled with wet noodles can DISPLAY.
          Last time I read the package, spaghetti has an IQ of 666

          1. Eric Graudins profile image61
            Eric Graudinsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            And what would these have consisted of, pray tell lol lol
            By this statement alone, you have proved that you are just a joke.

            Just like your sock puppet/alter ego with the little dog.

            1. underhiswings profile image53
              underhiswingsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              An exact word for word picture perfect version is available to anyone, just like the United States Constitution.

              Thank you.

          2. Mark Knowles profile image61
            Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            You have the original documents and can speak several ancient languages. My, my - aren't you the clever one. How did you get a hold of them? lol

            This is the funniest claim so far. Original documents. LOL I have a few friends at the Vatican who will be interested in speaking with you. I want 20% though. lol

            1. underhiswings profile image53
              underhiswingsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              An exact word for word picture perfect version is available to anyone, just like the United States Constitution.

              Thank you.

              1. Mark Knowles profile image61
                Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                LOLO

                Where? lol

                1. underhiswings profile image53
                  underhiswingsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  Perhaps you have NOT seen The U.S. Constitution?
                  Perhaps you are NOT an American? Forgive me.

    2. underhiswings profile image53
      underhiswingsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Interesting what a mind filled with wet noodles can DISPLAY.

      Last time I read the package, spaghetti has an IQ of 666

  3. underhiswings profile image53
    underhiswingsposted 9 years ago

    25."If I do not agree with your opinion at first or at all, it is because I ran it through The Refiners Fire and found it wanting. Please remove all the dross and then re-present it to me for further consideration."

    1. XTASIS profile image55
      XTASISposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Oh i see!, maybe you're a robot, repeating yourself in every thread  OMG! lol

  4. underhiswings profile image53
    underhiswingsposted 9 years ago

    #71 "The difference between an illusion and perception is often hard to SEE. The Truth is neither of these."

 
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