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RIP God

  1. Cynicist profile image54
    Cynicistposted 8 years ago

    God is dead. He died in a car smash. He was high on 'Holy Spirit' at the time. He left behind his sons Jesus and Juan and a string of ex-wives.

    His last wife, Lafreesha, has already applied for custody of his two children and is set to receive a large inheritants if successful. Her application is unlikely to succeed due to her heroin addiction and sordid rumors that she met God while working as an escort.

    1. Margie01 profile image54
      Margie01posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You need help!  Hope you find it in God; he is the only one who can help you find the right way in life.

      1. Cynicist profile image54
        Cynicistposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Damn, if only he wasn't dead...

        I could turn to Jesus but he is hard to find after that drug deal went belly-up.

  2. Misha profile image74
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    This belongs to religion forum.

    1. nicomp profile image70
      nicompposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      The recycle bin would be more appropriate. Definitely not the humor forum or the originality forum.

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Crap forum

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          sneakorocksolidposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Hey! Good to see-ya! Everything cool?

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      sneakorocksolidposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thing one!

  3. getitrite profile image78
    getitriteposted 8 years ago

    That actually sounds more believable than a virgin giving birth to the son of god.

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      sneakorocksolidposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thing two!

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    okay cynicist I may be an open minded Catholic but that is taking it way too far dude. Uncool!

    1. Cynicist profile image54
      Cynicistposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm just repeating what God told me whilst we were drinking partners.

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image78
        Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Well its pity ya didnt keep the conversation just between you and Him wink

    2. getitrite profile image78
      getitriteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Can't you see that religion has obviously driven him MAD! As it would any intelligent reasonable person. Religion is the problem.

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image78
        Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        How convenient lol do I smell fruitcake

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        sneakorocksolidposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        And what qualifications do you have to speak for intelligent reasonable people?

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      sneakorocksolidposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, she's an open minded Catholic and that aside, with all due respect, way...way...way overboard and very uncool!

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        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Thank you Sneak you are a sweety

        1. Margie01 profile image54
          Margie01posted 8 years agoin reply to this
      2. Gemsong profile image74
        Gemsongposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I am neither christian or an atheist. I am a tree hugging wiccan and even I found that really offensive and insulting. It's not even funny.

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          Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Gemsong!

          OOO I just went to a great store today called Vision and Dreams. I'll have to send you the website. They have GREAT stuff there...if you want the website email me

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Okay dude I thought you were cool before but now you are just down right offensive. I'm done

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      this is too much. I'm an atheist and don't believe in God, but I think this is far toooo ofensive for anyone believing.sad

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        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        thank you Tantrum. I appreciate the support on this one

      2. Misha profile image74
        Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Hey, welcome back habitual offender! wink

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol I'm  innocent ! When did I offend someone ?  yikes big_smile

          1. Misha profile image74
            Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Weren't you banned? wink

            1. tantrum profile image60
              tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                No!! something happened to the network and I couldn't log in. Couldn't even see the site smile

              1. Eaglekiwi profile image78
                Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Was wonderin where you were , glad ya got it figured ,dont mind Misha hes just stirring lol

              2. Misha profile image74
                Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                And someone told us you were banned, we all cried wink

                1. tantrum profile image60
                  tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    lol lol I don't believe you ! lol

  6. Eaglekiwi profile image78
    Eaglekiwiposted 8 years ago

    We need a 'banned list' in the forum lol like most wanted hehe

  7. A_to_J profile image53
    A_to_Jposted 8 years ago

    I am new here and if this is really what people are like on here, I'm beginning to doubt my judgement in signing up. I have never seen anything so abhorently sick on any forum ever!

    To those who made an excuse for that I do not know who would be considered worse, the one who said it or the one(s) condoning and making excuses for it.

    To the ones objecting to it, you will be the reasons I keep my account on here smile

    1. Margie01 profile image54
      Margie01posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Unfortunately; in life there are people that feel it necessary to share their sick thoughts or hatred for that in which they don't understand.

      He is one of the few on here that I have seen and I hope you don't give up because of this one; he needs all of us (trust me) more than he could ever imagine...welcome!

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      Scott.Lifeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It's not the norm some people just crave attention and say anything to get it.

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      sneakorocksolidposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Welcome! Hope you have alot of fun! There are some really great people here, dispite me!

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      Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yea he was cool at the beginning but then he posted this and wow...I couldn't believe it but do stay. There are a lot of other great hubbers on here. A lot of them have posted on here too, Tantrum, Sneakorocksolid, Misha, Eaglekiwi, Scott.Life, nicomp, and have just met Margie but seems cool to me. And you'll run into other great hubbers on here so do stay.

      1. A_to_J profile image53
        A_to_Jposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Oh I will like I said in the post it is people like you that make it worth staying for smile

    5. Daniel Carter profile image76
      Daniel Carterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Take heart, A_to_J, there are some rough shods here, but not all of us are purposely offensive for negative attention. Some of us are here to write and be a part of a great community. There are many great people here. smile

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        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        OOo A_to_J here is another great hubber to get to know too big_smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    So wait Tantrum you weren't banned? We all thought you had been phew! but hey so glad you're back now dude!

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah!I'm glad I'm back, but just now I couldn't see the site again ! sad . So ..something wrong with the server or the network. I hope they fix it fast !!!

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        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        NO don't leave us again Tantrum don't leave us! *HUGS*

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            °hugs° to  you too.I hope i don't have to leave again ! big_smile

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            Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I'll hunt you down if you do lmao

            1. tantrum profile image60
              tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              lol

      2. Eaglekiwi profile image78
        Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        As ya can tell ya havent missed much lol

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol Everybody has change the avatars! Yours look much better than the one with the lime lol lol

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Good I'll be waiting for you hubs A_to_J! big_smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Wow I'm shocked you didn't say something like 'oh well then I'll disappear just for that" LMAO

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol I don't play with married women big_smile

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        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Wow a gentleman Thank God that there are still some out there lol

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I'm only a gentleman when there's a lady big_smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Well sh!t Tantrum I don't see no *beep*ing lady here LMAO

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      So you're a drag queen?  Or a call  girl?then you can hunt me if you like ! big_smile

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    Scott.Lifeposted 8 years ago

    Yes another successful thread Pirating you're becoming the stuff of legends Crazd..

    1. profile image0
      Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Why thank you Scott. I do my best haha

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    HAHAHA Nope I'm neigther I just ain't no damn lady I belch in public, I scratch in public like guys do. lmao I am crude but my hubby loves me tha way hehehe

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Good for your hubbie. Maybe one day I'll get to know him ! smile

      1. profile image0
        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        That would be cool. Maybe one day we'll get to hang out. That would be awesome

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    lynnechandlerposted 8 years ago

    Wow, fell asleep and come back to this that was way uncool. Glad you guys did a hijack.

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    lol I'll have to do this from now on huh lynne? lmao

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    lynnechandlerposted 8 years ago

    I'm still like Wow, anywho yeah CW think this may be what it takes to get things back to HP forum okness.

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Seriously...oh well I will recruit you to hijack threads that are disgusting lol

  18. profile image0
    lynnechandlerposted 8 years ago

    Yeah um ok. I mean I kinda dipped out after the formal apology thread was posted this morning. Laid around reading and fell asleep thought I'd check back in and now I'm not so sure I should have, lol.

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    lmao it's all good lynne

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    Scott.Lifeposted 8 years ago

    So the guy in my thread just said that its Good VS. Evil meaning all those who don't agree  with him are evil...here we go again

    1. Margie01 profile image54
      Margie01posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      He just doesn't understand that not agreeing is part of the free-will and there is not one of us that is all (right).  Expression of our opinions ultimately helps us grow in our own beliefs and helps some of us see things that we may have misunderstood or didn't see before.  I thank you Scott for starting this conversation!

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        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol I was reading it too and yea he or she don't get it

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    lynnechandlerposted 8 years ago

    So anyway I see Misha has pretty much hijacked that thread and Scott is embroilled in a deep convo in his thread, tell me about this writer's conference you are going to.

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      Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well it's going to be a cool gathering of authors, publishers, editors, agents, and hopeful authors. I am soooo scared it is my first too. And we listen to authors, network, make friends, hopefully nag an agent or publisher...stuff like that

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    lynnechandlerposted 8 years ago

    Cool CW, I would love to attend one of those but got to make some mad cash first.

    This guy in Scott's thread really is off.

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      Scott.Lifeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ahh he's not off he's just committed. A teacher once told me we think people are weird because we don't understand them and they us. Remember to an Asian our eyes are at a weird angle. I do not like being called Evil though because I say an Atheist has a right to an opinion.

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Yea he is...now he's talking about the whole dreams 7 fat cows 7 skinny gows blah blah blah...

    N-e-ways yes they are expensive sadly...we paid like $330 something and that was with an early bird discount too!

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    So true Scott so true and that person is annoying..turning out to be one of those ones who try shoving their opinion down one's throats and stuff UGH!

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    Scott.Lifeposted 8 years ago

    I stand corrected now I'm just getting mad.

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I will get mad in a minute lol he wants to debate with me, jesuits lol

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Darn and I just put away my popcorn too dang it

  27. profile image0
    lynnechandlerposted 8 years ago

    Off as in off topic Scott sorry didn't mean to imply he was off his rocker. I'm not debating anything tonight not up to it.

    1. profile image0
      Scott.Lifeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      At the risk of being somewhat judgmental I'm going to go with off his rocker...sorry guys I went there forgive me

  28. profile image0
    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    You are forgiven Scott don't worry you know we are with you dude.


    And don't worry Lynne Scott and Tantrum will debate with the jerk and if I have to jump in then I will MWHAHAHAHAHA

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    lynnechandlerposted 8 years ago

    Cool beans I think I'll just sit back and watch. May go dance in the rain, lol.

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    lol grab the popcorn lmao

 
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