RIP God

1. 60

   Cynicistposted 15 years ago

   God is dead. He died in a car smash. He was high on 'Holy Spirit' at the time. He left behind his sons Jesus and Juan and a string of ex-wives.
   
   His last wife, Lafreesha, has already applied for custody of his two children and is set to receive a large inheritants if successful. Her application is unlikely to succeed due to her heroin addiction and sordid rumors that she met God while working as an escort.

   replyreport
   1. 60

      Margie01posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      You need help!  Hope you find it in God; he is the only one who can help you find the right way in life.

      replyreport
      1. 60

         Cynicistposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Damn, if only he wasn't dead...
         
         I could turn to Jesus but he is hard to find after that drug deal went belly-up.

         replyreport
2. 68

   Mishaposted 15 years ago

   This belongs to religion forum.

   replyreport
   1. 60

      nicompposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      The recycle bin would be more appropriate. Definitely not the humor forum or the originality forum.

      replyreport
      1. 59

         tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

           Crap forum

         replyreport
         1. 0

            sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Hey! Good to see-ya! Everything cool?

            replyreport
   2. 0

      sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Thing one!

      replyreport
3. 71

   getitriteposted 15 years ago

   That actually sounds more believable than a virgin giving birth to the son of god.

   replyreport
   1. 0

      sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Thing two!

      replyreport
4. 0

   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   okay cynicist I may be an open minded Catholic but that is taking it way too far dude. Uncool!

   replyreport
   1. 60

      Cynicistposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I'm just repeating what God told me whilst we were drinking partners.

      replyreport
      1. 73

         Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Well its pity ya didnt keep the conversation just between you and Him

         replyreport
   2. 71

      getitriteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Can't you see that religion has obviously driven him MAD! As it would any intelligent reasonable person. Religion is the problem.

      replyreport
      1. 73

         Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         How convenient do I smell fruitcake

         replyreport
      2. 0

         sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         And what qualifications do you have to speak for intelligent reasonable people?

         replyreport
   3. 0

      sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, she's an open minded Catholic and that aside, with all due respect, way...way...way overboard and very uncool!

      replyreport
      1. 0

         Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Thank you Sneak you are a sweety

         replyreport
         1. 60

            Margie01posted 15 years agoin reply to this

            replyreport
      2. 63

         Gemsongposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         I am neither christian or an atheist. I am a tree hugging wiccan and even I found that really offensive and insulting. It's not even funny.

         replyreport
         1. 0

            Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Gemsong!
            
            OOO I just went to a great store today called Vision and Dreams. I'll have to send you the website. They have GREAT stuff there...if you want the website email me

            replyreport
5. 0

   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   Okay dude I thought you were cool before but now you are just down right offensive. I'm done

   replyreport
   1. 59

      tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      this is too much. I'm an atheist and don't believe in God, but I think this is far toooo ofensive for anyone believing.

      replyreport
      1. 0

         Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         thank you Tantrum. I appreciate the support on this one

         replyreport
      2. 68

         Mishaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Hey, welcome back habitual offender!

         replyreport
         1. 59

            tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            I'm  innocent ! When did I offend someone ? 

            replyreport
            1. 68

               Mishaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               Weren't you banned?

               replyreport
               1. 59

                  tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                    No!! something happened to the network and I couldn't log in. Couldn't even see the site

                  replyreport
                  1. 73

                     Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     Was wonderin where you were , glad ya got it figured ,dont mind Misha hes just stirring lol

                     replyreport
                  2. 68

                     Mishaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     And someone told us you were banned, we all cried

                     replyreport
                     1. 59

                        tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                          I don't believe you !

                        replyreport
6. 73

   Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

   We need a 'banned list' in the forum like most wanted hehe

   replyreport
7. 60

   A_to_Jposted 15 years ago

   I am new here and if this is really what people are like on here, I'm beginning to doubt my judgement in signing up. I have never seen anything so abhorently sick on any forum ever!
   
   To those who made an excuse for that I do not know who would be considered worse, the one who said it or the one(s) condoning and making excuses for it.
   
   To the ones objecting to it, you will be the reasons I keep my account on here

   replyreport
   1. 60

      Margie01posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Unfortunately; in life there are people that feel it necessary to share their sick thoughts or hatred for that in which they don't understand.
      
      He is one of the few on here that I have seen and I hope you don't give up because of this one; he needs all of us (trust me) more than he could ever imagine...welcome!

      replyreport
   2. 0

      Scott.Lifeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      It's not the norm some people just crave attention and say anything to get it.

      replyreport
   3. 0

      sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Welcome! Hope you have alot of fun! There are some really great people here, dispite me!

      replyreport
   4. 0

      Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Yea he was cool at the beginning but then he posted this and wow...I couldn't believe it but do stay. There are a lot of other great hubbers on here. A lot of them have posted on here too, Tantrum, Sneakorocksolid, Misha, Eaglekiwi, Scott.Life, nicomp, and have just met Margie but seems cool to me. And you'll run into other great hubbers on here so do stay.

      replyreport
      1. 60

         A_to_Jposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Oh I will like I said in the post it is people like you that make it worth staying for

         replyreport
   5. 65

      Daniel Carterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Take heart, A_to_J, there are some rough shods here, but not all of us are purposely offensive for negative attention. Some of us are here to write and be a part of a great community. There are many great people here.

      replyreport
      1. 0

         Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         OOo A_to_J here is another great hubber to get to know too

         replyreport
8. 0

   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   So wait Tantrum you weren't banned? We all thought you had been phew! but hey so glad you're back now dude!

   replyreport
   1. 59

      tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah!I'm glad I'm back, but just now I couldn't see the site again ! . So ..something wrong with the server or the network. I hope they fix it fast !!!

      replyreport
      1. 0

         Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         NO don't leave us again Tantrum don't leave us! *HUGS*

         replyreport
         1. 59

            tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

              °hugs° to  you too.I hope i don't have to leave again !

            replyreport
            1. 0

               Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               I'll hunt you down if you do lmao

               replyreport
               1. 59

                  tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  

                  replyreport
      2. 73

         Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         As ya can tell ya havent missed much

         replyreport
         1. 59

            tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Everybody has change the avatars! Yours look much better than the one with the lime

            replyreport
9. 0

   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   Good I'll be waiting for you hubs A_to_J!

   replyreport
10. 0

    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    Wow I'm shocked you didn't say something like 'oh well then I'll disappear just for that" LMAO

    replyreport
    1. 59

       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I don't play with married women

       replyreport
       1. 0

          Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Wow a gentleman Thank God that there are still some out there lol

          replyreport
          1. 59

             tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I'm only a gentleman when there's a lady

             replyreport
11. 0

    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    Well sh!t Tantrum I don't see no *beep*ing lady here LMAO

    replyreport
    1. 59

       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       So you're a drag queen?  Or a call  girl?then you can hunt me if you like !

       replyreport
12. 0

    Scott.Lifeposted 15 years ago

    Yes another successful thread Pirating you're becoming the stuff of legends Crazd..

    replyreport
    1. 0

       Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Why thank you Scott. I do my best haha

       replyreport
13. 0

    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    HAHAHA Nope I'm neigther I just ain't no damn lady I belch in public, I scratch in public like guys do. lmao I am crude but my hubby loves me tha way hehehe

    replyreport
    1. 59

       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Good for your hubbie. Maybe one day I'll get to know him !

       replyreport
       1. 0

          Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          That would be cool. Maybe one day we'll get to hang out. That would be awesome

          replyreport
14. 0

    lynnechandlerposted 15 years ago

    Wow, fell asleep and come back to this that was way uncool. Glad you guys did a hijack.

    replyreport
15. 0

    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    lol I'll have to do this from now on huh lynne? lmao

    replyreport
16. 0

    lynnechandlerposted 15 years ago

    I'm still like Wow, anywho yeah CW think this may be what it takes to get things back to HP forum okness.

    replyreport
17. 0

    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    Seriously...oh well I will recruit you to hijack threads that are disgusting lol

    replyreport
18. 0

    lynnechandlerposted 15 years ago

    Yeah um ok. I mean I kinda dipped out after the formal apology thread was posted this morning. Laid around reading and fell asleep thought I'd check back in and now I'm not so sure I should have, lol.

    replyreport
19. 0

    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    lmao it's all good lynne

    replyreport
20. 0

    Scott.Lifeposted 15 years ago

    So the guy in my thread just said that its Good VS. Evil meaning all those who don't agree  with him are evil...here we go again

    replyreport
    1. 60

       Margie01posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       He just doesn't understand that not agreeing is part of the free-will and there is not one of us that is all (right).  Expression of our opinions ultimately helps us grow in our own beliefs and helps some of us see things that we may have misunderstood or didn't see before.  I thank you Scott for starting this conversation!

       replyreport
       1. 0

          Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          lol I was reading it too and yea he or she don't get it

          replyreport
21. 0

    lynnechandlerposted 15 years ago

    So anyway I see Misha has pretty much hijacked that thread and Scott is embroilled in a deep convo in his thread, tell me about this writer's conference you are going to.

    replyreport
    1. 0

       Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Well it's going to be a cool gathering of authors, publishers, editors, agents, and hopeful authors. I am soooo scared it is my first too. And we listen to authors, network, make friends, hopefully nag an agent or publisher...stuff like that

       replyreport
22. 0

    lynnechandlerposted 15 years ago

    Cool CW, I would love to attend one of those but got to make some mad cash first.
    
    This guy in Scott's thread really is off.

    replyreport
    1. 0

       Scott.Lifeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ahh he's not off he's just committed. A teacher once told me we think people are weird because we don't understand them and they us. Remember to an Asian our eyes are at a weird angle. I do not like being called Evil though because I say an Atheist has a right to an opinion.

       replyreport
23. 0

    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    Yea he is...now he's talking about the whole dreams 7 fat cows 7 skinny gows blah blah blah...
    
    N-e-ways yes they are expensive sadly...we paid like $330 something and that was with an early bird discount too!

    replyreport
24. 0

    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    So true Scott so true and that person is annoying..turning out to be one of those ones who try shoving their opinion down one's throats and stuff UGH!

    replyreport
25. 0

    Scott.Lifeposted 15 years ago

    I stand corrected now I'm just getting mad.

    replyreport
    1. 59

       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I will get mad in a minute he wants to debate with me, jesuits

       replyreport
26. 0

    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    Darn and I just put away my popcorn too dang it

    replyreport
27. 0

    lynnechandlerposted 15 years ago

    Off as in off topic Scott sorry didn't mean to imply he was off his rocker. I'm not debating anything tonight not up to it.

    replyreport
    1. 0

       Scott.Lifeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       At the risk of being somewhat judgmental I'm going to go with off his rocker...sorry guys I went there forgive me

       replyreport
28. 0

    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    You are forgiven Scott don't worry you know we are with you dude.
    
    
    And don't worry Lynne Scott and Tantrum will debate with the jerk and if I have to jump in then I will MWHAHAHAHAHA

    replyreport
29. 0

    lynnechandlerposted 15 years ago

    Cool beans I think I'll just sit back and watch. May go dance in the rain, lol.

    replyreport
30. 0

    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    lol grab the popcorn lmao

    replyreport