Your religion doesn't own my penis

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  1. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    My bits, I do what I like.

    1. shazwellyn profile image65
      shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Absolutely!  But let others pull pull it too hard or you will be saying.. 'your pulling my plonker!' hehehe

      1. Bovine Currency profile image57
        Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I don't mind who pulls my plonker big_smile

        1. shazwellyn profile image65
          shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          well... they are your bits and you can do what you like babes! lol

          p.s. any chance of a little tug? big_smile

          1. Bovine Currency profile image57
            Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Go for your life sweetie tongue

  2. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    I hope so

  3. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    tongue

  4. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 8 years ago

    Bovine is it ok that I read your post in the voice of eric cartman ala south park?

    1. Bovine Currency profile image57
      Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      More than OK smile

    2. jenblacksheep profile image83
      jenblacksheepposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe if people did that more in the religious forums there would be less arguments. Personally I think everything should always been read in the voice of Cartman!

      1. Bovine Currency profile image57
        Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Great idea...

        I need something to escape the drone...

      2. kirstenblog profile image77
        kirstenblogposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        agreed, tis a spectacular idea! You can even choose the cartoon character that will make it the silliest! Speedy Gonzolas? Droopy Drawers? So many good ones!

        1. jenblacksheep profile image83
          jenblacksheepposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I am currently obsessed with Cartman singing Poker Face. Have you heard it? I haven't watched a lot of South Park, but I just happened to see that ep the other day, and now I cant stop giggling wen I even think about it.

  5. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 8 years ago

    Ahhh good cause it really did sound eric cartman to me big_smile

  6. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    I like it...

  7. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    MoooOo

  8. fatfist profile image79
    fatfistposted 8 years ago

    You think they don't own it?
    Oh I'm sure they'll find some verse in their bibles that can be applied to all birdies, flying or earthbound.

    1. Bovine Currency profile image57
      Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I am still waiting but no bites

    2. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      There are a lot of those verses in the Bible ! lol

  9. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    i quit tv.  it makes me angry and I swear a lot at the advertisements.

    1. shazwellyn profile image65
      shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Me too!  Dont like the mind numbing brain washing!

      1. Bovine Currency profile image57
        Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Makes me want to hurt people...

        South park was a rarity...

        1. shazwellyn profile image65
          shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I wouldnt go as far as wanting to hurt people. But I do feel it is a weapon of mass destruction.  Do you know what I mean?

          1. Bovine Currency profile image57
            Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Yes but it really does make me want to hurt people.

            1. shazwellyn profile image65
              shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              why do you feel like that?  Surely it isn't 'people's' fault?

              1. Bovine Currency profile image57
                Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Oh I dunno about that

                1. shazwellyn profile image65
                  shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  My dear friend, look into your heart and search for answers.  Anger is only hurting you babes x

                  1. Bovine Currency profile image57
                    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    Oh I know that! Its not all the tvs fault tho...

  10. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    What a child !!

  11. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    what?

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Wanting to hurt people for nothing.
      lol
      Try and hurt me !

      1. Bovine Currency profile image57
        Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        what sort of hurting are we talking about? tongue

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          the one you were eager to inflict on people ! lol

          1. Bovine Currency profile image57
            Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            That was like two parallel lines...

            1. tantrum profile image60
              tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              children tend to make mistakes...

              1. Bovine Currency profile image57
                Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                what?

                1. tantrum profile image60
                  tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  I'm trying to make you laugh ....
                  smile

                  1. Bovine Currency profile image57
                    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    I am smiling

  12. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    I brought it on myself...hit a nerve.

    I am laughing now...

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Good ! big_smile lol

  13. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    Mooo

    1. shazwellyn profile image65
      shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      raging bull who needs nothing but a good cow to penetrate! lol

  14. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    ain't that the truth... pushing 6 months!

    1. shazwellyn profile image65
      shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      oh my... your avatar!  Getting undressed and ready for action eh?  Where's Tantrum?  Lets have him girl! lol

      1. Bovine Currency profile image57
        Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Ah gee... The trouble with Australia...and me, living in the most isolated capital city in the world!  Tell ya, the meat market is a little bare.

        1. earnestshub profile image87
          earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Melbourne is a great place for females! smile

      2. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol
        lol

        Yes! lets have a banquet ! lol

        1. shazwellyn profile image65
          shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Grooooooowl... hey tantrum, we've frightened him off!! lol

          1. tantrum profile image60
            tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            He went out to look for his own party ! lol
            where he lives is midnight big_smile

            1. shazwellyn profile image65
              shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              we must have got him hot girl!

              1. tantrum profile image60
                tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                lol lol
                didn't we !  wink

  15. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    Hey ladies!

    Wow... I hope you had fun without me...

  16. profile image0
    Denno66posted 8 years ago

    Um, great title for a thread big_smile

    1. Bovine Currency profile image57
      Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thought I'd try something different smile

      1. profile image0
        Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Mission Accomplished! lol

  17. Colebabie profile image57
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Yeah it doesn't own my vag either.

    1. Bovine Currency profile image57
      Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That was quality big_smile

  18. profile image0
    Denno66posted 8 years ago

    That's reassuring on both points. It owns enough already big_smile

  19. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    I think my penis will be staying in my pants to be honest smile

    Its all well and good to have a joke but the damn thing will only get me in trouble.

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