Is this a threat?
I'm screwed, if the number one Commandments is true about there will be no other Gods before me.
I'm cool, if I am judged by my fruits.
I'll interpret you question according to my beliefs. I don't believe in the traditional second coming of Christ. Nevertheless, I find your question thought provoking. I would happily stop my activity to talk to Jesus. It would be very interesting and probably very enlightening to hear his description of his life experiences and teachings and to discuss the nature of the afterlife, if these things are possible.
Right now, I'm binge-watching James Bond movies. If the Almighty has a problem with Daniel Craig, I can always switch to a vintage Connery.
What would Christ want us to be doing?
If we do not know the answer to this question, how can we find out?
This world is a vile place, maybe I'd be waiting for him to come soon.
I would tell him: "Go back, run for your life, for they will crucify you again!"
Beware dear Jesus! Think twice before deciding to return, because our governments are extremely paranoid about any competition. Ask E,T.'s why they are hesitant to return -- they don't enjoy the privilege of being resurrected. Also, ask Chinese, they got heavily tariffed for becoming a competition.
Besides, the Holy Father in Vatican got it made in all that architectural luxury, being too comfy as to let someone in sandals and robe spoil it all.
Jesus would not get elected because he is too soft on the poor and too hard on the wealthy.
Don't think JC would like the cross image neither, He would prefer the Bob Marley smile.
Or at least I would, since I was made in his image
I would say it doesn't matter what you're doing.
Jesus knows what is in your heart and knows you better than you know yourself.
I'm in deep trouble, I have sexual thoughts.
Half the sins are sexual related. I might end up floating down the rivers of firey hot lava into the pool of Volcano hell. The Christians wont be joining me, because they are special. I will retire eternally learning no lessons at all, forever.
Or carry on with no regret or quilt, adjusting mistakes, because it's natural.
Forget about it.
Could be wrong, but I don't think Jesus proclaimed very many "sexual sins" at all. Perhaps 2 or 3? You may be in good shape after all.
Not to say that the church hasn't created an massive plethora of sexual sins....
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