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The Peaceful Spread of Manure...

  1. profile image56
    (Q)posted 7 years ago

    ... in my garden gave rise to the fruits of my labor. I didn't have to thank anyone but myself and no vegetables were harmed. smile

    1. Rishy Rich profile image77
      Rishy Richposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Amen wink

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      crmhaskeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      If your hubber name is in reference to the Q on Star Trek, that's just awesome lol

      1. profile image56
        (Q)posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Sorry, but it isn't. smile

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          crmhaskeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Darn. lol

      2. Ron Montgomery profile image60
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I had the same thought or that Q was a reference to the source book of the synoptic gospels.  That one would have been ironic. smile

        The actual reference is boring.

        1. profile image56
          (Q)posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I usually get plenty of iron in my diet.



          True.

    3. getitrite profile image79
      getitriteposted 7 years agoin reply to this




      You forgot to say "I am a peaceful Infidel"

      1. profile image56
        (Q)posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        It's kinda like admitting to atheism, in that the default position is theism. I'm not an infidel as that would only serve to prop up that default position.

        It should be the other way round.

        Believers should be called arationalists or athinkers or arealityists, or something of that nature.

        1. getitrite profile image79
          getitriteposted 7 years agoin reply to this



          True.

    4. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      that is a lie...

      As I understand it, your soil was first violently attacked by a garden ho

      (although I forget what her name was)

  2. Misha profile image78
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    LOLZ

    Ramen! lol

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    SirDentposted 7 years ago

    But, from where did the manure originate?

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      A religionist.

      Same place all the other s*** comes from. wink

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        crmhaskeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        haha, he walked right in to that one

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        SirDentposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Nice insult. Did you think that up all by yourself?

    2. profile image56
      (Q)posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Is that a legitimate biological question and you really need to know? Stop for a while and check out the backside of cow or a chicken, you'll be amazed at what appears before you, it is a miracle! Praise the colon!

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        SirDentposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        In your original post, you said you don't need to thank anyone. Now you praise the ass of a cow and a chicken. roll

        1. profile image56
          (Q)posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          So, by honestly and truthfully acknowledging your biological question, you turn it around at me by stating that I now praise the ass of cows and chickens, even when I never said that.

  4. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Reminds me of a joke about time spent in hell.

    You know the one where you find the best place there, with the sh*t only up to your knees to find that this was the lunch break, after which, it is back to standing on your head! smile

  5. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Here is a very talented fellow Melbourne boy with an opinion on peace.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99P7TTvpO1g
    Enjoy this amazing man.

  6. peterxdunn profile image61
    peterxdunnposted 7 years ago

    Hey manure 's ok. What...with bio-gas systems that produce energy, and fertilizer as a by-product - it could even save the planet.

    It 's just as well that we're all full of it.

    All praise Q.

 
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