The Peaceful Spread of Manure...

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   (Q)posted 14 years ago

   ... in my garden gave rise to the fruits of my labor. I didn't have to thank anyone but myself and no vegetables were harmed.

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      Rishy Richposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Amen

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      crmhaskeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      If your hubber name is in reference to the Q on Star Trek, that's just awesome lol

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         (Q)posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Sorry, but it isn't.

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            crmhaskeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Darn. lol

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I had the same thought or that Q was a reference to the source book of the synoptic gospels.  That one would have been ironic.
         
         The actual reference is boring.

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            (Q)posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I usually get plenty of iron in my diet.
            
            
            
            True.

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      getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      
      You forgot to say "I am a peaceful Infidel"

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         (Q)posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         It's kinda like admitting to atheism, in that the default position is theism. I'm not an infidel as that would only serve to prop up that default position.
         
         It should be the other way round.
         
         Believers should be called arationalists or athinkers or arealityists, or something of that nature.

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            getitriteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            
            
            True.

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      Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      that is a lie...
      
      As I understand it, your soil was first violently attacked by a garden ho
      
      (although I forget what her name was)

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   Mishaposted 14 years ago

   LOLZ
   
   Ramen!

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   SirDentposted 14 years ago

   But, from where did the manure originate?

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      Mark Knowlesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      A religionist.
      
      Same place all the other s*** comes from.

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         crmhaskeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         haha, he walked right in to that one

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         SirDentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Nice insult. Did you think that up all by yourself?

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      (Q)posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Is that a legitimate biological question and you really need to know? Stop for a while and check out the backside of cow or a chicken, you'll be amazed at what appears before you, it is a miracle! Praise the colon!

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         SirDentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         In your original post, you said you don't need to thank anyone. Now you praise the ass of a cow and a chicken.

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            (Q)posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            So, by honestly and truthfully acknowledging your biological question, you turn it around at me by stating that I now praise the ass of cows and chickens, even when I never said that.

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Reminds me of a joke about time spent in hell.
   
   You know the one where you find the best place there, with the sh*t only up to your knees to find that this was the lunch break, after which, it is back to standing on your head!

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Here is a very talented fellow Melbourne boy with an opinion on peace.
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99P7TTvpO1g
   Enjoy this amazing man.

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   peterxdunnposted 13 years ago

   Hey manure 's ok. What...with bio-gas systems that produce energy, and fertilizer as a by-product - it could even save the planet.
   
   It 's just as well that we're all full of it.
   
   All praise Q.

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