Would you marry Jesus?

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   sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

   Just curious.  I would!

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      (Q)posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      The real question is, would Jesus marry you?

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         Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Umm, why is this more real than other way around?

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            (Q)posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            It's like the rock star persona, millions of women want to marry one, but the rock star would have nothing to do with the vast majority of "Groupies"

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               Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Groupie? Sandra? You are killing me
               
               You are here for two years and have no idea who Sandra is? Can't really help it, may be you need to go and read her hubs to understand where she is coming from

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                  (Q)posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I've read a couple of her hubs on her religious beliefs, it would appear that she does in fact believe in Jesus. What am I missing here, Misha?

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                     Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Read more

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                        kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        misha help us !!!!!!!
                        
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                           Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           With pleasure, Kim. How can I help you?

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   Mishaposted 14 years ago

   I wouldn't

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Lol I would hope not Mish.

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         Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I am as straight as a ruler Deb LOL

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            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            You are all man......
            No doubt bout that!!!!!
            
            
            

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               Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Which one is me Deb?

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                  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  You are the big verile one on the left LMAO.

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                     Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Just wanted to make sure LOL

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What if it turns out to be a really hot chick? lol

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         Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I can definitely sleep with her, but marry? I have my wife already, and frankly I doubt I could afford two

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            SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            hey..it's Jesus..money wouldn't be a concern...would just work a miracle or two just for you!

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               Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Well, even if we get the money part sorted out, there are other issues with a godly wife. She knows where you are and what you are doing. And when she does not like what she sees, she can throw some lightning bolts at you

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                  sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  That's a lot nicer than what mortal woman can do.

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                     Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     I guess she can do that, too - in addition to lightning bolts

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                        sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Prolly some other stuff too if you catch my drift. 

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                           Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           I do, and it is definitely something to ponder awhile...
                           
                           Yet I am afraid we get our hubs unpublished and adsense disabled if we continue in this direction

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            sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I am sure Jesusica would flip the bill.  Lol

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   Len Cannonposted 14 years ago

   It would certainly be ironic.

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   paarsurreyposted 14 years ago

   Would you marry Jesus?
   
   In his first coming; Jesus already got married. Jesus' Second Coming is only symbolic and has already taken place in the form of Mirza Ghulam Ahmad 1835-1908. So you stand no chance.
   
   Thanks
   
   I am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That's what they all say! lol

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         paarsurreyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Hi friend sandra rinck
         
         There are people who say they are from his off-spring; really.
         
         Thanks
         
         I am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Marry a 2000 year old dead guy? Seems a bit odd.

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Never have to worry about him talking back. lol

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         earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         This is true. Maybe I should marry a dead woman for the same reason!

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            SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            LOL...you have a point there!
            
            

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   eternaltreasuresposted 14 years ago

   there is a Marriage in the Bible concerning Jesus:
   
   Let us rejoice and exult and give him the glory, for the marriage of the Lamb has come, and his Bride has made herself ready;  (Rev 19:7)
   
   And the angel said to me, "Write this: Blessed are those who are invited to the marriage supper of the Lamb." And he said to me, "These are the true words of God."  (Rev 19:9)

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   paarsurreyposted 14 years ago

   Jesus already got married and had childrean; and the Christians don't believe having many wifes except the Mormons.

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      pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      jesus married?..when man?..

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         paarsurreyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         When Jesus migrated towards India; he got married there and his off-springs is known as Issa;Zai a tribe there. There are also people in Kashmir who claim to be his off-spring.

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            pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            now it is what only ur sect believes my friend..why r u critizing Christians from not believing in that ..even sunnis , shias don't believe in what u said...

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               paarsurreyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               I don't believe in sects; I am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim; I express my own faith with reasonable ,rational and brillinat arguments.

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                  pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  then what is ahmadi?..isn't it a sect?..why dont u call urself only as muslim or more better as human being?..i am paar..thats it..why do u say i am ahmadi muslim and not i am muslim or simply i am paar , if you dont believe in sect?

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   LeanManposted 14 years ago

   Not being ordained or a member of the legal establishment or a ships captain I would not be able to marry Jesus... Who is he anyway and who is he marrying?? Can't he just go the registry office like everyone else?

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