Christ ~ Mohammed ~ A Game of Chess

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  1. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    If Christ and Mohammed were playing a game of chess, who would win and why?

    1. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Christ.. Even when this King gets knighted, he comes back to life

    2. Disappearinghead profile image74
      Disappearingheadposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Christ, because Muhamed wouldn't have any bishops and would never let a woman (queen) have more power than a man (king).

  2. Cagsil profile image81
    Cagsilposted 6 years ago

    In theory Jesus would win. lol

    I mean technically, Jesus predates Chess, but that wouldn't mean that he didn't know how to play, considering he is supposedly a god. lol

  3. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    OK, we have:

    2 for Jesus winner and Mohammed a total slacker.

    0 for the other way around.

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Neither would win as I would be moderator and I would immediately notice any sleight of hand. smile

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        what would you do if a hindu god wanted to play?

        http://freethoughtpedia.com/images/Hindu-kali.JPG

        1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
          Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          I've never played with a god before, this would be a unique experience. However, looking back on what I've just typed, I could see how this could be misconstrued. Oh, what the hell...

  4. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    We now have:

    3 for Jesus

    0 for Mohammed

    Not looking too good for Allah folks! Anybody!?!

  5. MelissaBarrett profile image60
    MelissaBarrettposted 6 years ago

    Wouldn't the virgins distract the pawns?

    1. Disappearinghead profile image74
      Disappearingheadposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I don't think so as the pawns are pretty impotent; they probably don't have any balls.

  6. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    Oh. My. God.

    lol

  7. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    You have to give Mohammed an edge because he was a military leader... but how hard could it be to capture his 9 year old Queen?

    He would probably do better running a college football team

    1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
      MelissaBarrettposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      You, obviously, have never babysat a 9 year old girl before.  They move pretty fast...

      Although those Arabian horses definitely give the horsemen an advantage... tell me, do the pawns come strapped with bombs... if so how many other pieces do they take out with them when they go? 

      (yes, I do know I am going to hell for that one... no virgins for me)

  8. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    Islamic chess pieces...


    http://www.chessbase.com/images2/2004/essame02.jpg

    1. Disappearinghead profile image74
      Disappearingheadposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  9. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    It is going to happen.

 
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