Christ ~ Mohammed ~ A Game of Chess

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   If Christ and Mohammed were playing a game of chess, who would win and why?

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Christ.. Even when this King gets knighted, he comes back to life

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      Disappearingheadposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Christ, because Muhamed wouldn't have any bishops and would never let a woman (queen) have more power than a man (king).

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   In theory Jesus would win.
   
   I mean technically, Jesus predates Chess, but that wouldn't mean that he didn't know how to play, considering he is supposedly a god.

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   OK, we have:
   
   2 for Jesus winner and Mohammed a total slacker.
   
   0 for the other way around.

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      Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Neither would win as I would be moderator and I would immediately notice any sleight of hand.

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         what would you do if a hindu god wanted to play?
         
         

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            Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I've never played with a god before, this would be a unique experience. However, looking back on what I've just typed, I could see how this could be misconstrued. Oh, what the hell...

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   We now have:
   
   3 for Jesus
   
   0 for Mohammed
   
   Not looking too good for Allah folks! Anybody!?!

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   MelissaBarrettposted 13 years ago

   Wouldn't the virgins distract the pawns?

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      Disappearingheadposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I don't think so as the pawns are pretty impotent; they probably don't have any balls.

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   Oh. My. God.
   
   

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   You have to give Mohammed an edge because he was a military leader... but how hard could it be to capture his 9 year old Queen?
   
   He would probably do better running a college football team

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      MelissaBarrettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You, obviously, have never babysat a 9 year old girl before.  They move pretty fast...
      
      Although those Arabian horses definitely give the horsemen an advantage... tell me, do the pawns come strapped with bombs... if so how many other pieces do they take out with them when they go? 
      
      (yes, I do know I am going to hell for that one... no virgins for me)

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   Islamic chess pieces...
   
   
   

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      Disappearingheadposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   It is going to happen.

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