God Sank the Titanic

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   paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

   He does stuff like that to varying degrees all the time. He does it to keep us in our place. Or possibly sometimes even just for fun. Tough town our God-made reality...

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      Paul Wingertposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      God did not sink the Titanic, an iceberg did. This was due to a chain of events due to human error just like the Challenger disaster in 1986.

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         paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         He made the iceberg. He put it where it was.

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            Paul Wingertposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            The Titanic colliding with the iceberg, along with the sinking of its sister ship, The Britannic (which sank due to a German mine during WW1) was a simple case at being at the wrong place at the wrong time. The iceberg that the Titanic hit was a broken chunk of ice from a glacier that followed the southern currents which has been an ongoing cycle from the Ice Age, way before the invention of the Christian/Jewish/Muslim God.

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               paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               What!?! We invented God and not the other way around? The theists are really going to be confused when they find this out. Let's hope they don't see this thread.

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                  Eric Newlandposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  Too late. I just gave up. I shall now start calling all Christians child abusers and working the phrase "fairy story" into every other post. Or maybe "magik" if the whim suits me.

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      paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      God wiggled out of this thread unscathed...
      
      He does that a lot...

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   Eric Newlandposted 11 years ago

   God sank my battleship. That whole omniscience thing ruins a lot of board games.

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      paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      .
      Probability is how God controls the universe.

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   aguasilverposted 11 years ago

   Look, God just dropped an ice cube from the celestial vodka and tonic He was making at the time, accidents happen, get over it!

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      paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Probability is how God controls the universe.

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         Eric Newlandposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Probably.

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            RooBeeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Hahaha. This is funny. No I have nothing useful to add, just glad to be here.

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   wildernessposted 11 years ago

   It was dark!  What do you expect, perfection?

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   RooBeeposted 11 years ago

   He has tried, time and again, to show us His dislike of cruise ships. And trailer homes.

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      paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      You know what? I think you're right!

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   paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

   "Millions Face Tornado Threats Today" -CNN
   
   Looks like God is going to outdo Himself today...

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      wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      No - just minor practice for when He touches off the Yellowstone volcano and takes out the entire northeast US.

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         paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         He is probably saving that for when He is really bored.

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            wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Not really - I've already received instructions to begin work on an asbestos ark...

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               paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               He didn't happen to mention a 12.21.12 due date by any chance...?

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                  wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  That would be the telling, wouldn't it?  It's secret, but donations ARE being accepted...cash only, no checks and definitely no credit.  Western Union transfers will be considered.

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                     paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     
                     Paradigmsearch contemplates running away with wilderness...

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                        wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        You will find me on my ark, floating gently away on a sea of molten lava.  An ark filled with lush maidens and perhaps a pair of cats (I like housecats) but no other animals.  Dress lightly - it will be warmish - and bring your own maidens.

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                           paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                           
                           Paradigmsearch contemplates the 2 cats...

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                           Paul Wingertposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                           So basically your arc is a huge asbestos party barg! Whoo hoo! Now that I think about it, I'd hate to bust your bubble, but your asbestos arc won't float on a bed of molted lava (too light), just like how a wooden arc (yes, Noah's party barge - half the size of the Titanic) wouldn't float either. This thing called the Laws of Physics can suck at times.

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                              wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                              No, it will float fine.  If necessary I'll add anti-gravity plates.  The density of molten rock should be sufficient to keep a little asbestos high and dry (so to speak), though.
                              
                              I do take exception to the term "party barge" though.  The species must be perpetuated and that is sufficient reason for the "cargo".  A little reverence, please!

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                                 Paul Wingertposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                 Nice!

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   paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

   And I've got the word "God" plastered all over my profile hubtivity again...
   
   I hate that!

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   pisean282311posted 11 years ago

   considering nature of god of Abraham u may be right...abrahamic god loves to kill...when he could nail his own son in cross , he can surely sink titanic...

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      jomineposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      That is love. He kills you to save you from him.

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         pisean282311posted 11 years agoin reply to this

         

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