God Sank the Titanic

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  1. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    He does stuff like that to varying degrees all the time. He does it to keep us in our place. Or possibly sometimes even just for fun. Tough town our God-made reality...

    1. Paul Wingert profile image75
      Paul Wingertposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      God did not sink the Titanic, an iceberg did. This was due to a chain of events due to human error just like the Challenger disaster in 1986.

      1. paradigmsearch profile image90
        paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        He made the iceberg. He put it where it was.

        1. Paul Wingert profile image75
          Paul Wingertposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          The Titanic colliding with the iceberg, along with the sinking of its sister ship, The Britannic (which sank due to a German mine during WW1) was a simple case at being at the wrong place at the wrong time. The iceberg that the Titanic hit was a broken chunk of ice from a glacier that followed the southern currents which has been an ongoing cycle from the Ice Age, way before the invention of the Christian/Jewish/Muslim God.

          1. paradigmsearch profile image90
            paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            What!?! We invented God and not the other way around? The theists are really going to be confused when they find this out. Let's hope they don't see this thread.

            1. Eric Newland profile image60
              Eric Newlandposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              Too late. I just gave up. I shall now start calling all Christians child abusers and working the phrase "fairy story" into every other post. Or maybe "magik" if the whim suits me.

    2. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      God wiggled out of this thread unscathed...

      He does that a lot...

  2. Eric Newland profile image60
    Eric Newlandposted 6 years ago

    God sank my battleship. That whole omniscience thing ruins a lot of board games.

    1. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      .
      Probability is how God controls the universe.

  3. aguasilver profile image75
    aguasilverposted 6 years ago

    Look, God just dropped an ice cube from the celestial vodka and tonic He was making at the time, accidents happen, get over it! smile

    1. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Probability is how God controls the universe.

      1. Eric Newland profile image60
        Eric Newlandposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Probably.

        1. RooBee profile image71
          RooBeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Hahaha. This is funny. No I have nothing useful to add, just glad to be here.

  4. wilderness profile image97
    wildernessposted 6 years ago

    It was dark!  What do you expect, perfection?

  5. RooBee profile image71
    RooBeeposted 6 years ago

    He has tried, time and again, to show us His dislike of cruise ships. And trailer homes.

    1. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      You know what? I think you're right!

  6. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    "Millions Face Tornado Threats Today" -CNN

    Looks like God is going to outdo Himself today...

    1. wilderness profile image97
      wildernessposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      No - just minor practice for when He touches off the Yellowstone volcano and takes out the entire northeast US.

      1. paradigmsearch profile image90
        paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        He is probably saving that for when He is really bored.

        1. wilderness profile image97
          wildernessposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Not really - I've already received instructions to begin work on an asbestos ark...

          1. paradigmsearch profile image90
            paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            He didn't happen to mention a 12.21.12 due date by any chance...?

            1. wilderness profile image97
              wildernessposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              That would be the telling, wouldn't it?  It's secret, but donations ARE being accepted...cash only, no checks and definitely no credit.  Western Union transfers will be considered.

              1. paradigmsearch profile image90
                paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                http://denali.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/volc1.gif
                Paradigmsearch contemplates running away with wilderness...

                1. wilderness profile image97
                  wildernessposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                  You will find me on my ark, floating gently away on a sea of molten lava.  An ark filled with lush maidens and perhaps a pair of cats (I like housecats) but no other animals.  Dress lightly - it will be warmish - and bring your own maidens.

                  1. paradigmsearch profile image90
                    paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/5505538.jpg
                    Paradigmsearch contemplates the 2 cats...

                  2. Paul Wingert profile image75
                    Paul Wingertposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                    So basically your arc is a huge asbestos party barg! Whoo hoo! Now that I think about it, I'd hate to bust your bubble, but your asbestos arc won't float on a bed of molted lava (too light), just like how a wooden arc (yes, Noah's party barge - half the size of the Titanic) wouldn't float either. This thing called the Laws of Physics can suck at times.

  7. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    And I've got the word "God" plastered all over my profile hubtivity again...

    I hate that! big_smile

  8. pisean282311 profile image60
    pisean282311posted 6 years ago

    considering nature of god of Abraham u may be right...abrahamic god loves to kill...when he could nail his own son in cross , he can surely sink titanic...

    1. profile image0
      jomineposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      That is love. He kills you to save you from him.

      1. pisean282311 profile image60
        pisean282311posted 6 years agoin reply to this

        lol

 
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