Have Tried Tampons

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   Pantywearerposted 14 years ago

   I know this is very strange and probably disgusting to some people, but I've tried tampons.  I first started trying a tampon when my then-girlfriend told me to try it since I was teasing her about tampons.  She dared me to try it.  I hesitated for a long time, but gave in.  She helped me.  It was VERY strange at first, having something in my butt.  Once it was in, she told me to soak the tampon to almost feel what a woman feels when it's inserted in her vagina.  Granted, a butt in NOT the same thing as a vagina.  Ever since then, I've been using tampons every now & then.  I like the super absorbent.

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      A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Boy, I say boy, you just ain't right!

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      Carmen Borthwickposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I YELL... WHAT?????????? Did you take the cardboard off?

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      blue dogposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      you might want to check out my hub on super absorbent.  you obviously like variety.

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Strange ? Not at all ! I do it all the time, just to get the notion of what a guy feels, inserting a tampax in his butt. And it's great !!! good for you !

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         ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I don't think so, mine is exit only! LOL

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   KCC Big Countryposted 14 years ago

   WTH?

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   hudsonj1994posted 14 years ago

   I do not understand...

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   waynetposted 14 years ago

   Hahahahahahaha...what a loon! a fruit cake!! hahahahaha!

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   aquaseaCreativeposted 14 years ago

   You need to find a way to replicate PMS and bloating plus period cramps before you can feel like one of us.

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   HealthTipposted 14 years ago

   Personally I think he's a bit up himself

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      poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      that was very funny......

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   ryankettposted 14 years ago

   About one third of tampon sales in the UK are for use by males, make of that what you wish. I bet they aren't using them for the same reason as you, normally they serve a particular blood related purpose.

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      poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      how do you know that

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         ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Tampax press release, it was all over the news a couple of years ago.

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            poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            wow, i never saw it, write a hub about it, want to know what men are doing with them, in honestly loads of women can't even figure out what to do with them......

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               ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               There is no way you will ever get me to write a hub about men putting tampons up their anus! Sorry B

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                  poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  nobody could do it half as good as you.... baby your the best.  xxxxxxxx  ha ha ha ha

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                  waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  hahaha

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   myownworldposted 14 years ago

   I thought i was just dreaming......but no this for real!!!
   
   (must be one of those hub-nightmares...)

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   CabinGirl.posted 14 years ago

   Some guys go through strange periods

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      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      (provided they ARE guys..!)

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         CabinGirl.posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Deff not my thang, sounds a real pain in the ass. Mind you it would have stopped my runs yesterday, doncha just love sharing yer life online

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            myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            LOL....yeah...too many intimate details for my liking.....!

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      poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      tell us about it some are much more moodier and hormonal than women aint they?

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      ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Welcome back CabinGirl, where have you been?

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         CabinGirl.posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         In the Hospital getting a Tampon removed

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    I bet a gerbil would be more absorbent.

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       poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       an alive one
       
       where is the person that started this thread offfff he probably works for the company and is promoting them,,,,

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          CabinGirl.posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Suffering from Constipation would be my guess lol !

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             poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             doubtful

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    badcompany77posted 14 years ago

    I dare ya to buy a rubber doll, put it up and mimic giving birth, then shout in yer best girl voice " Who's the Daddy " !

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       myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       (he was asking for it!!)

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    Tom Cornettposted 14 years ago

    Fart + tampon + ricochet...."You'll shoot your eye out kid!" 

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    I've used tampons to make shit with fiberglass...Does that count?

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    Redneckmanposted 14 years ago

    Big deal, we all do that up here or a lump of bog roll, makes our boxers last all week

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    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    ((((easy guys....having my lunch here...!)))
    
    btw. even rednecks been reincarnated! quite a day in our lives, I must say...!

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       Thirteenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       That redneck needs a Doctor !

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          HealthTipposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          You called ?

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       bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       So what's for lunch?

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          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          what WAS, u mean?  nearly threw it up!

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             bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             I didn't do it this time.  There is nothing gross about fiberglass!

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             Redneckmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Nearly, damn I am losing my touch

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    Helen Caterposted 14 years ago

    Holy COW...been away one week and come back to this...Wow who would have thought someone would even try this.

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       poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       did you have a good holiday...... nothing is sacred..... not even holy cow's x

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          Helen Caterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I did thanks only one bad day and no hubpages for a whole week.

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    Hey doc, can you stitch me up?

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    Len Cannonposted 14 years ago

    Well, keep us updated on what you put in your butt. That seems like a fine topic for the forums.

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    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    this threads gets funnier by the moment!!! I can barely type now...!!

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    I once converted an old vibrating butt plug into an ultra mega tampon inserter.  The patent is still pending...

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    prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

    ya all are funny lololol, i can write now----

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    I was walking my dog one nite and he found a treasure and was so proud as he carried it home. When he got inside the house as I was hanging up his leash I heard my wife yelling. He'd picked up a used tampon and took it to show mommy his treasure.

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    zadrobiposted 14 years ago

    What-what in the butt, what-what in my butt.

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       poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       what have you missed

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          zadrobiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I was quoting a pertinent episode of South Park. My quote is funny I promise

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             poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             ha never seen it........ i am dumb

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                zadrobiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Lol oh hush you're not dumb because you didn't watch an extremely vulgar show.

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