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Why Do Girls Cheat and Other Nonsense

Updated on October 10, 2013

Setting the Stage

I recently brought this series back to life; it had been sitting on the kitchen counter like some cabernet needing to breathe, and I finally decided it was about time to taste it once again. Let me pour you a glass and you can let me know if it’s ready for the next meal or not.

In case you don’t understand what I’m doing here, I hop on Google and type in a partial question; then I list the search questions that thousands out there ask online. Today’s partial question is….why do girls….?

Now I will warn you right now that I can get a bit sarcastic when I am commenting on these questions. If you don’t appreciate sarcasm then stop reading right now and go back to the reality tv show you were watching. If, however, you don’t mind reading a few poisoned barbs tossed about by yours truly, then by all means continue reading. It is all in jest and I really don’t think people are stupid; I just wish they would quit providing evidence to the contrary.

With the introduction out of the way, it is time once again to delve into the psyches of your neighbors, relatives, and co-workers. Feel free to laugh along with me!

Girls just want to have fun!
Girls just want to have fun! | Source

Why Do Girls Just Want to Have Fun

I can only tell you what I suspect is the reason for this, and of course I may just be full of doo-doo. I suspect that girls just want to have fun because they know that one day they are going to marry and be stuck for the rest of their lives with a man.

Who are these people? I’m picturing some dweeb who is miserable because his girlfriend wants to laugh all the time. WTH??? Probably some existentialist poet who sees all of life as misery, and he’s ticked off at the girlfriend because she thinks reruns of “Cheers” are hilarious. I’ve got a message for the girlfriend….DROP HIM NOW! Who wants to date some forty-year old who still has his mother do his laundry for him?

Why Do Girls Bikes Have a Lower Bar

Okay, the first thing wrong with this question is that girls’ bikes don’t have a bar at all, so I’m assuming whoever is typing in this question is hallucinating from too many mushrooms. The same people probably are mad when girls hop on their bikes and laugh! Sacrilege! No bar and laughter??? What is wrong with some people?

Actually, I wrote about this one in another of the Google searches articles; I think boys, with their physical package, should be the ones to have bikes with no bars. Every guy who reads this understands what I’m talking about. OUCH!

I don’t have anything else to say about this one; I’m too excited about the next one, so let’s go to it.

Why Do Girls Wear Bras

This one is easy! Girls wear bras so short guys don’t have accidents!

Did I just write that? Oh my! Please forgive me; remember, I suggested early on that if you didn’t like sarcasm you might want to skip this hub, so don’t blame me.

I can say for a fact that if girls didn’t wear bras there wouldn’t be one single male graduate from high school or college. There is no way we could handle that kind of distraction and still listen to the teacher. I know this to be true because I went to college during the late 60’s and it was downright impossible to pay attention in class during the winter months. Enough said!

Can you imagine a girl not wearing a bra AND laughing?

Everywhere you look there is weirdness
Everywhere you look there is weirdness | Source

Why Do Girls Have Periods

Simple….because they ran out of commas!

I should be banned from HubPages for that stupid pun. Seriously, are there really males (I’m hoping these were males asking this question) who don’t know why girls have periods? At first I figured it was probably a bunch of pimply ten year olds asking this, but then I began to wonder how they even knew about periods, and then that thought had me more worried.

I’m not about to give the answer. I think every male should walk around for a certain number of years totally clueless like the rest of us have. There are some mysteries that will be revealed as you get older; in the meantime, just remember to never ask a woman why she has to excuse herself from the restaurant to go potty five times in an hour.

Why Do Girls Cheat

Cheat at what? Their taxes? Monopoly? Bingo? Oh, maybe they mean cheating on their spouse or boyfriend. It should be obvious, right? They cheat because their boyfriends keep getting their eyes poked by women who don’t wear bras! Duh! They cheat because their little momma’s boy can’t do his own laundry, and is constantly walking around reciting depressing poetry in an effort to keep them from being happy and having fun! They cheat because evolution seems to have passed over the male gender, who still scratch their gonads and burp in public.

I don't make this stuff up

Why Do Girls Moan

Well it sure isn’t because you are pleasing them! If you want them to really moan, and not fake it, you need to read Cosmopolitan before your next romantic interlude. If you do, they will not only moan but they will howl at the moon. Just sayin’. Girls moan because they are thinking of George Clooney or Kenny Chesney while they are with you in bed..

The same clowns doing this search are the ones who want to know why girls just want to have fun, and why they have periods and wear bras. For God’s sake, guys, get a clue! If you don’t, mommy is still going to be doing your laundry when you are collecting Social Security.

Do you know any of these people?

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Why Do Girls like Guys Who Wear Shirts with 8 Buttons

I admit it….I immediately went and counted the buttons on my shirts. Are you happy? All of my shirts have seven buttons. What does that mean? Am I inadequate because I’m missing a button? That could explain why I couldn’t buy a date in high school and college. Why didn’t anyone tell me it had nothing to do with my personality or physique? I was just missing a damn button!

Why Do Girls Play Games

Girls play games because they can, and it is so easy to mess with our minds, guys, that they find great enjoyment in playing those games. For girls, this is better than sex, and you can bet they talk about it with their girlfriends when we aren’t around. “Hey, Shirley, you should have seen what I did to Tom last night. I walked around the house without a bra on, and then I told him it was my time of the month, and that he was missing a button. God, Shirley, you should have seen the poor schmuck!”

Guys, face the music, we are the weaker sex and we always will be! We don’t stand a prayer when matched up against the devious mind of a female.

Don't shoot the messenger; I just write this stuff
Don't shoot the messenger; I just write this stuff | Source

That’s All I Have for Today

I hope this has all been helpful. I’m not getting paid to help all of you out; I just do this out of the goodness of my heart. Once a teacher, always a teacher.

I am going to start up a non-profit organization to help some of these internet searchers. If you want to make a donation, go to my new website at www.loser.com and pledge whatever you can afford. Please, we need to band together and try to stomp out idiocy before it is too late.

2012 William D. Holland (aka billybuc)

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Rosalinem, thank you so much! I did go count the buttons. LOL Still seven no matter how many times I count them. :)

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      Rosalinem 4 years ago

      You got me with the buttons! You write so well that I can imagine you going and counting the buttons. You are a great writer

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      Melinda 4 years ago from Oregon

      Sure, the next time I'm out there. lol

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Melinda, I thought you would appreciate that. Have a great day in Oregon! Say hi to my friends in Beaverton. :)

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      Melinda 4 years ago from Oregon

      Unique is a very nice way to put it. lol

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Melinda, let's go with unique. :)

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      Melinda 4 years ago from Oregon

      Yeah, either that or just as strange ...

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Melindas, I might have to start paying more attention to you; you seem to be every bit as tongue-in-cheek as I am.

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      Melinda 4 years ago from Oregon

      I know. I'm just so selfless and awesome that way. :p

      And humble - never forget how awesomely humble I am.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Melinda, you are a tireless aid. :)

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      Melinda 4 years ago from Oregon

      All in a days work, all in a days work. :D

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Melindas, thank you! I can now rest easier knowing why that bar is missing. :)

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      Melinda 4 years ago from Oregon

      Hilarious. However, I can answer one of these. The reason that girls bikes don't have a bar, is because of skirts. When bikes were first made popular, girls usually wore long skirts, and the bar there was considered immodest, so they made girls bikes that would allow the girls skirts to hang in a modest manner.

      And yet another bit of useless information brought to you by me.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sha, it does my heart good to know I make you laugh...sometimes when I don't even mean to. :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      You're making me laugh out loud again, where I sit all by my lonesome! Thank you for the new laugh lines; I cherish each one!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sha, that's why I love to write these....the comments are as funny as the hub. Everyone is a comedian! LOL

      I cleaned this one up a bit; I was originally a bit more graphic about getting the eyes poked out. :)

      Glad you like it my dear, and I'll be thinking a bit too hard the rest of the evening. :)

      love you,

      bill

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Bill, why was this originally banned? I've laughed out loud (bra-less) through the whole tirade. This is just too funny! Yeah, why do boys have that life altering bar on their bikes? And why to girls wear bras? In the beginning it's a symbol of come-uppence - it's the thing for boys to snap as they are asking you how you are like a turtle, then as soon as you really do need an over the shoulder boulder holder, you (girls) want nothing to do with them. Let 'em rock and roll, right? ha ha.

      This is the best one yet. My sagging bra-less mammories are laughing and loving you, Bill! (Don't think too hard. It really isn't all that pretty!) Muuuyyyyaaaa!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Lilleyth, thank you! It was fun writing it. :)

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Doc, we did indeed, but I don't think either of us thought the breakups were forever; we just needed to sort through our feelings and kill a few more demons. :)

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      Suzanne Sheffield 4 years ago from Mid-Atlantic

      What a hoot! Too funny!

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      Hi billy, yep. I grabbed one of my brother's plaid flannel shirts and counted the buttons from the collar down and there are eight.. Isn't that interesting? Lol. mind games.. I read your post that you and Bev broke up 4 times before you got serious. that's amazing!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Oh Doc, no doubt at all that men play mind games. I remember trying it when I was younger but I was no good at it. :) Thank you for the visit...let me know what you find out on those buttons.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...Doc, I checked four shirts out of curiosity...all had seven buttons. Darn it!

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      If you start counting from the button down collar all the way down then that might be the eighth button. Now, I'm curious. Let me grab one of my brother's shirts from his room and check it out. Lol.

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      These are some funny Google searches. As detail-oriented as I am, I've never really paid attention to the number of buttons on a man's shirt. Is the men's button down collar? why girls moan? I like your answer. guys play mind games too.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks nanderson; I had fun writing this one.

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      nanderson500 4 years ago from Seattle, WA

      There are definitely some interesting google searches out there! I loved your commentary on these! Voted up and funny.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Well Sherry, I never thought of that. I will forever be cursed with seven buttons. :) Thank you!

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      Sherry Hewins 4 years ago from Sierra Foothills, CA

      Too funny. Maybe girls like guys that wear shirts with 8 buttons because they're tall.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Maria, you did indeed need a smile. :) I'm glad I could provide it. Sending a big hug and a lot of love your way.

      bill

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      Maria Jordan 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      I needed to smile, Bill. Thank you for reminding me of the sillier side to things. Voted UP and FAB. Hugs, Maria

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ruchira, I don't know either; I have given up trying to figure out HP. :) Thank you and I hope you are well.

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      Ruchira 4 years ago from United States

      haha...I have no idea why HP highlighted it cause it is just plain funny and silly hub :)

      Voted up as funny, Bill

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...thanks Sandy!

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      Sandy Mertens 4 years ago from Wisconsin, USA

      Interesting hub.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Mark, thank you for counting your buttons; now I don't feel so foolish! lol Thanks buddy!

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      Mark G Weller 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      Laughs, hilarious Bill. I actually went and counted my buttons, never thought of that one.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Jordan, I think the eye patch thing could be quite dashing, and what a wonderful way to lose an eye. lol Thanks buddy!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Roberta, glad you had fun! It is all silliness but fun silliness for the most part. :) Thank you and have fun searching.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Invincible, I have fun with these; as for the people doing the searches......I thank them for the fuel for my hubs.

      Thank you!

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      Jordanwalker39 4 years ago from GA

      I loved this one! I liked the bra questions. I know that I will have my eyes poked out one day, but don't you think I would look rather dashing with an eye patch?

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      Roberta Kyle 4 years ago from Central New Jersey

      Gosh that was fun-- thumbs up and I'm off to play on Google search and see what happens. Another inventive hub from you Billibuc

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      Hitesh Bubbar 4 years ago from New Delhi, India

      Pretty rhetorical stuff! I like the way you think.. Nice way to poke all those who literally make such searches. Thanks to the heavenly Google guessing power :P

      It starts guessing as you type...

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL Martin! Thank you!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Glad you enjoyed it Deb; I had a blast writing this one! :)

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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      I see a Pgd in your future. :)) Thank you for this,

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I love it! This is all excellent material and I can't IMAGINE why anyone would ask these questions...

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Dianna, if you could see my smile now, you would know how good it makes me feel to know I made you laugh. Thank you! As for the weights, I suspect it's all macho and nothing else. For me, it's a groan of pain and nothing else. :)

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      Dianna Mendez 4 years ago

      I am still laughing at the bra reason! True to life, Bill. I just have one question; why do boys groan when they lift weights? Can't understand that one either! Ok, have to get up off the floor after laughing so hard and get to bed.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ruby, your deep secrets are safe with me. :) If I were a woman, bras would be on my hate list for sure.

      Thank you my friend; you are a joy to know.

      bill

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Jeannie, I'm quite happy that you already knew this stuff. There are some things about women I'm still trying to figure out. :) Thank you Jeannie!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Rajan, thank you Sir! I really enjoyed writing this one, but was worried I might offend someone. Glad it all worked out.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      For the life of me I can't understand why we have to wear bras. I hate them with a purple passion, whatever that means. Hee..I will admit I do moan when thinking about Elvis and George Clooney, Kenny Chesney is a no no, yuck..Another fun hub..Loved it..

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      Jeannie InABottle 4 years ago from Baltimore, MD

      Oh my goodness. I've learned so much today... but wait... I am a girl and already knew these answers. Hehe. Fun hub and voted up!

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 4 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      Bill, this is one of your most hilarious hubs that I've read. I thoroughly enjoyed.

      Voted up, awesome and interesting and passing this fun read on.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      watergeek, you might be on to something. That makes as much sense, even more, than anything I could think of. Thanks for the clarification; it's been driving me nuts for two days, and I can't afford to be any nuttier. :)

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Miz, you had me laughing hard on that one! One could rub their nose quite raw I would imagine. :)

      Thanks for the laugh and the vote of approval! I'm glad I didn't offend anyone with my nonsense. :)

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      watergeek 4 years ago from Pasadena CA

      Cowboy shirts. Six buttons down the front, plus one on each pocket. (lol) Get out tcher six-shooter, boys. Funny hub, Billybuc.

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      Billybuc, tch, tch, tch, what are we going to do with you? Well, I'm short, so I never had any problem poking guys' eyes out if I went braless. Let me go you one, and you can use it if you want to. Why do we short girls hate to dance with tall guys? Answer: Because we get tired of hanging our noses on their belt buckles. Again, voted up, up, and away, my friend!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Paula.....lol....daddy didn't raise no idiot!

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      Paula 4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      These are the reasons we know you are a smart man, bill......

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Christy, I'm going to be so curious that I will end up researching the button thing....I really have to know. As for the rest of it....I don't need to know at all. :) Thank you my friend!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Rich, you have pretty much summed it up;; there is nothing left for me to add. Obviously you have traveled this road for many years, and I bow to your wisdom on this matter. Bev doesn't like to go shopping, so she chooses not to moan at all. lol

      Thanks buddy!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      mpropp, the pleasure it all mine, but thank you so much! If I allow myself to think too hard about these searches, I become very depressed. :) It's best just to turn it all over to humor and move on in life.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Paula, I suspect....strongly....and with great trepidation....that you are telling the truth. How appropriate with Halloween coming.....fright and chills abound. :) Thanks buddy! I will just accept my lot in life and love Bev as best I can....clueless but hopeful.

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      Christy Birmingham 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      You know I never thought about the number of buttons on a man's shirt before. Who knew?! Now as for the other details... LOL

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      Rich 4 years ago from Kentucky

      Bill, you may join the ranks of Leslie and myself under the watchful eyes of those eyes who watch from atop the judging pedestal on this one! lol Girls just wanna have fun because their mothers teach them early how to be sadistic in making guys squirm while they play games with them. I think a couple of them are called "Build the Frustration" (by wearing bras and more) and "Milk His Wallet Dry On Dates! and then Cheat On Them" The body function is a myth. Periods are only excuses to continue playing the "...Frustration" game, which also includes the extra button concept. Moaning takes place because they realize that by giving most guys what they want, they're going to get what they want... a shopping trip. They're thinking of a new piece of clothing or pair of shoes with each moan. You gotta give it to them, they're superior in every way but one. We still have the little gland in the back of our necks that allows guys to decide if a TV program is any good in 1/118th of a second. That why TV remotes stay with the guys most of the time. Not having a TV puts you at a disadvantage here. Simply give it up, like most of us have, and bow to their superiority! Great hub and fun, my friend!

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      Melissa Propp 4 years ago from Minnesota

      Another very funny hub. I love your sense of humor, it is right up my alley. It really is kind of scary though, if you think about it too much...How many millions of people are asking "Why do girls want to have fun?" Seriously? Well, thanks for providing this girl with some good laughs. I'll look forward to your next installment!

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      Paula 4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      OK, I'll be honest.....your title nearly steered me clear of venturing near this one. Then somehow, I felt a surge of courage.....

      bill....bill....bill......All the valuable time and effort you put into this. You tell your story meticulously and with wonderful humor.....it's a great hub. Just look at the stream of readers!

      Alas....all for naught, bill. All things "female" are highly confidential.....well guarded secrets through the ages. forbidden territory for MAN to search.....The Universal Pact prevails....,..Even what you THINK you know, is merely a ruse to misdirect.

      Sorry, Mr. Man.......it's just the way it is.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      healthy, laughter is healthy, right? So glad I could provide some for your Sunday. Have a great day in Connecticut, and thank you for the visit.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Xstatic, I think it's too late....you just said it! lol

      I have no idea about the button thing, but I love that you went and counted yours too. Thanks for the read and the laugh my friend.

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      Jim Higgins 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Seven buttons?? Who knew that? I had go go count mine and there it is, seven buttons! So then, I had to ask incredible seamstress wife if she knew this, and she did not. We went then together to count some representative buttons on several of her shirts, and (surprise) they were all ove the map, 4, 5, 6, it seemed to depend on the style of the shirt. Inconsistency seems to be a constant with the fairer sex... do I dare say that? Oh, why not!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Racheal, I am well indeed, full of spit and vinegar as my grandma used to say. Not sure what that means but I'm definitely full of it. :)

      Thank you my friend; I need to go pay you a visit and see what you have been up to. Have a wonderful Sunday!

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      Healthy Life 4 years ago from Connecticut, USA

      So glad you brought this series back to life because I needed that laugh before I do those boring Sunday errands and cleaning. Now that I know these are real searches and guys are really out there looking for this info I laughed even harder and always appreciate some good sarcasm. Voted up and will be waiting for the next one!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Janine, pour yourself a tall one as a reward for surviving that harrowing experience. lol Seriously, you are greatly appreciated. I don't hang out on Facebook much anymore, so I can't be part of that group that interacts constantly, but I can still tell you that you are wonderful and I love having you as a Hub friend.

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      Janine Huldie 4 years ago from New York, New York

      Bill, this series always does make me giggle and get a mighty good laugh. That said I thank you for that, becauseI had to endure grocery shopping on a Sunday with two little girls and my husband, too!! Enough said, lol!! Great job as always and have of course voted up a ton, shared and tweeted too!!

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      Rachael C. 4 years ago from That little rambunctious spot in the back of your mind :)

      Hi Bill!

      I've been waiting for the next part of this series -_-, and this one seriously had me laughing til I thought my brain would implode. I really don't understand the whole 8 buttons thing, especially considering the fact that I hate even numbers (haha), but I have found myself asking, often, why girls DON'T wear bras...seriously, when braless, those things can cut glass!!! It's a very dangerous situation! :P

      I love your sense of humor as it matches my own, but it's always better to read someone else's jokes instead of your own--particularly when their sarcasm is excellently distributed. Another great hub, voted up, and if I could follow you again, I would. I hope you're staying well, Bill.

      --Rachael (:

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Faith, now you have changed your profile picture again. Maybe I should do that, but I'll never look as good as you do, dear, so I think I'll just leave it alone. :)

      I love that your grandson was born a Libra! We are good people by and large. :)

      Thank you dear! I have fun with this series and hopefully I will never insult anyone or appear to be in poor taste; that is never the intention. I do believe we all need to laugh at ourselves; it is entirely possible to take ourselves too seriously, and where is the fun in that?

      Thank you; have a wonderful Sunday, and may peace and happiness be your constant companions.

      bill

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Rosyei, we all have much to learn. One reason I like Hubpages so much is the opportunity to learn from so many people. :) Thank you!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Tom, I am truly clueless about the 8 button thing. Of course, when it comes to women, I am quite often clueless, so there you go. :) Thanks for the visit buddy! Have a great Sunday in T-town!

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      hahahahahahahhahah and hahahahah . . . After reading your introduction, I paused for half a second, and then I thought, no, I know if Bill is writing it . . . it is going to be just awesome--- it is!!! Bravo, yes those momma boys (40+) with their sad little poetry need to get a clue really fast . . . as it will indeed be momma who will be the only one telling them how great they are, as mommas always do, and then before they know it here comes the Social Security - if we still have it . . . Wise advice, Bill, to DROP HIM!!! I just love your photo, how cute. All is great as to the bikes and the lower bar; bras; periods . . . LOL I love re-runs of Cheers - it just cracks me up, as we girls do love to laugh and a lot!!! A joyful heart is good medicine - so guys get a clue. I actually have never paid any attention to the amount of buttons on a man's shirt, but just the person? Hmm, interesting though . . . Thanks for being brave enough to admit that men do not have a prayer . . . if they so choose to go down that road with a woman . . . oh, well.

      Voted Way up

      Thanks for making me laugh so much, as we do laugh to have fun and laughing each and every day is always the best medicine. . . and why wouldn't we laugh and laugh at our own selves - I know I do that all day long!!! LOL

      You are the greatest. Yes that loser.com to stop the idiocy -GREAT CAUSE!!! Amen on that one, big time.

      In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Rosyel Sawali 4 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      Interestingly funny ^_^ I like reading your hubs and I don't mind the sarcasm. Wow! I've so much to learn in coming up with really interesting hubs.

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      Tom Koecke 4 years ago from Tacoma, Washington

      Now you've gone and thrown one of my theories out the window. I presume the shirt with eight buttons is for tall people. With the species getting taller with each generation, I figured tall people simply were sluts. However, if women find eight-button men more attractive, maybe it has to do with natural selection.

      Thanks a lot, buddy.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Kelly, what can I tell you. I just calls them as I sees them. :) Thanks my good friend!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Love, I still don't understand the 8 button thing. Sigh! There are so many things in life that confuse me. :) Thank you and have a great day!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Joseph.....lol....great comment, funnier than my hub by far! 8 buttons??? I still don't know what that's all about, but it's not the first time in my life that I have been clueless. Thanks buddy!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Carol, I know you were teasing....and I love it! Thank you and I'll write you a note soon....I have to catch up on all the new hubs first!

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      Kelly Umphenour 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      I ran out of commas.....hahaha! Oh my...Bill, Bill, Bill....LMAO

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      I really liked this hub and the sarcasm. My favorite was why do girls like to have fun? Why do girls like guy who wear shirts with eight buttons? That is quite interesting.. I've never heard that. A bike with a high bar is definitely uncomfortable.

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      Joseph De Cross 4 years ago

      Well, these guys really get cheated easily on every election day. No wonder Romney picked on Big bird. Might be a little too late for some folks to get a new brain transplanted. Funny hub Billy boy! 8 buttons? It hips to be squared then!

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      carol stanley 4 years ago from Arizona

      Just teasing with you....My fun for the day. You are one funny person.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Darn it, Austin, you are always popping my bubble!!!! lol

      Thanks buddy; have a great day in Texas!

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      Austinstar 4 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

      "Please, we need to band together and try to stomp out idiocy before it is too late."

      er, billybuc, I think you are a bit late off the starting line for this one. It may have been too late from the time of Adam, in fact.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks Linda! It is a bit scary out there; I find myself looking closely at faces I meet, wondering if that person is the one doing these searches....frightening! lol Have a great day; looking forward to your next hub, as always!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks Mike! I used to worry that I would be censored, but then I read some hubs by a couple other Hubbers and I thought wow, I'm not even close to that stuff as far as being edgy.....no worries at all.

      I appreciate your latest hub, buddy, and I'm wishing you a great day in the Big Apple.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks Michelle; it's always nice to see you visit and I greatly appreciate the share.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Carol, I can't believe you think I picked on girls....I basically said that girls were the smarter by far.....I did everything I could to portray man as stupid.....and besides, there already is one of these about boys, so there!!!!

      Thanks for the read; glad you enjoyed it!

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      Linda Crist 4 years ago from Central Virginia

      lol, makes you scared to go out on the streets, doesn't it? Sorry, but I can't pledge to your non-profit. I'm already taking care of this group through SSI, food stamps, unemployment, etc. Loved it Bill. Keep them coming. As scary as it is, we all still need a bit of humor and you do it better than almost anyone. Have a wonderful day pal.

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      Mike Pugh 4 years ago from New York City

      Bill I have no clue about what Girls thing why they do think the way they do, or what have you, but I do know that them searchers are so silly to have been searching up such nonsense, but yeah its all good bro.

      Your Google search hubs are always funny man, I haven't read many of them but I love it when I do if any, keep these bad boys coming bro i love the humor, and I'm sure many others do as well.

      I don't think you'll be banned though, never that Bill, your far to cool as a super hubber here, and set a great example for others to emulate for sure.

      Awesome hub bro thumbs up and out!

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      Yes, I agree with Carol. This is hilarious, for me especially about the periods and commas! Let's hope all of us don't meet such nasty girls! Till the next search, Bill. Shared!!