what d'ya think will be the first thing it will say to you?
My dog would most likely say "can't I sleep on the fcuking couch for once?!"
My cat would say "stop tickling my tummy, am not a doll!"
My chickens would say "could we have some bacon please?"
My pet fish would say "Hey you...yea Blondie I'm talking to you...how bout a pair of goggles for a change...."
My dog would say, "LOOK DAMMIT, that F-ing squirrel is F-ing with me again. Just let me out front for one minute and I'll teach him a thing or two about trespassing."
LOL or usually when I get home and walk through the door, even if it was just to go check the mail, he would say, "Thank God you're home, I didn't think you would ever come back, I missed you so much, now get me some damn food before you look in the bedroom."
My dogs would say..."leave me alone. I like the way it tastes!!"
Cat...."Your welcome". in a smug voucie
mine would just whine and curse me out every time i was eating, and he'd be begging for table scraps. even though he's always well fed and gets a snack just for going to the bathroom outside. however, he'll still curse me out for my food when i eat. lol.
My dog would say everyone move the f**k away from the fire that hot smoky bitch is my warm place, everyone back the f*ck off!!!
Now I'm laying here make us a cup of tea and while you're at it lick my arse cos I hate doing it myself!!
Now I know why I only have half a dog lol.
My tropical fish wud say " jeeez Art, fish food only costs a dollar, feed us ya tight git "
My new dog would say, "Let me in! I don't like it out here when you are all inside. Oh, and do you have any food? I'm hungry again."
My old dog would say, "Please let me out of the yard! I'll only eat a couple of snow mobilers! Just enough to teach them not to speed past here. Promise. Then I'll come back."
My dogs would say "Hey just because its 20 degrees out I wanna go for a walk!"
My cats would say "Stop pushing me off the bed at night, cant I sleep there freaking once?"
~dogluver1
My oldest cat would probably say, "Can we get rid of that stupid little nut bag you brought home a few months ago? She keeps eating my food!"
My youngest cat would probably say, "Give me more food please, I spilled mine."
My GSD would probably give me instructions if he could talk.
My Chihuahua would just say "play with me Play with me"
Pretty sure my dog would ask why I had his balls cut off......
One of our pets does talk!
I ain't repeatin what Eric the parrot says here though, don't wanna get banned!
LOL! I had a parrot for 19 years. He could sing "it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood" from Mr. Roger's neighborhood.
I actually knew someone who had taught his parrot to say "FcCough!" The bird used to greet all visitors!
Nice! Eric is only 9 years old, he is an Eclectus, and is the worst bird in Australia, and that may be official!
He waits until your ear is right next to his cage as you pass by, then screams at such a volume it will lift people out of their shoes. It sounds like a smoke detector with the volume up about 200%.
When he does, I offer to turn him into "Eric soup"
He walks across the floor to bash the cats and dogs as well!
I had a parrot that always said "fook me, fook me pweease!" I had to give it away because it upset the neighbors..
Ha ha Earnest! I have had 3 parrots in the past, and I can't repeat what they said either! lol
My dog would say: "Pleeze, let me out...I just want a tasty morsel! That little dog next door would do just fine! Pleeeeeze???"
My fish would say: "How's the air out there??"
My son and I have decided what our cats would say if they could talk.
Binx(the oldest)Come on, it's time for bed. Isn't it time for bed? do you ever sleep?
Spaztastic (The youngest) Who wants to play I want to play lets have a race can I ea.....um play with the snake?
And Roxy (the female) Meow.
I don’t have pets coz I am not that much good in look after them but if I had they would say Let me go.
My dog would say would you just stay home already! And she would also say " what?? I don't know how that dog bone got in the couch I am not supposed to sit on!!"
My cat would say " why the hell did you get this dog? Things were fine when it was just us!"
"whats up with this dry food? I got standards ya know! Get out the good stuff or I will get someone else to feed me!"
My little puppy princess would say, "Aren't you glad I let you all live in my house?"
my rats: 'We didn't mean to chew right through that, it just looked tasty'
my cute little white female maltese would say
"Is it too much to ask for you to invite a male dog over for a bloomin hour geez already."
Raven, my Alaskan Malmute..She would say "Don't call me a bitch....Bitch!!"
Sorry for the language.
Why do they call female dogs bitches anyway??
From any of our three cats (particularly the one who's my avatar): "No, of course you don't have to feed me now. Just any time within the next 30 seconds will do fine."
Hamster #1: I'm feeling old.
Hamster #2: Why are you keeping on a diet?
Hamster #3: Stop watching me play in my wheel.
Hamster #4: When is company coming over?
by Sandra Greaney 12 years ago
Do you think when you talk to your pet, they understand what you are saying?
by getpaidtopost 12 years ago
I talk to my dog all the time, why I'm not sure, but do it all the same. Do you talk to your pet?
by The Examiner-1 9 years ago
Do dog owners, cat owners and other pet owners...talk like a caveman - or baby - to their pet?
by TKLEnt 13 years ago
please what dog food do you feed your dogs/?i love my babies i want them to have the best food...Wefor them thank you Kathy We feed ours Pedigree or kibbles and bits and the little ones eat moist and meaty. They care much for anything else.
by DogAllergyDiva 12 years ago
Just curious what brands folks are feeding thier dogs and why? Have you done much research on what is good for your dog? Do you give much preference to brand based on your dog's breed?
by Kathryn LJ 11 years ago
Do men really talk in some kind of weird code? Do they really have a totally different internal dialogue whilst conversing with the opposite sex?For example:-I love your hair - (and any other positive comment on a persons appearance,) -- I want to sleep with you.Or alternatively ------I like...
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