My dog would say, "LOOK DAMMIT, that F-ing squirrel is F-ing with me again. Just let me out front for one minute and I'll teach him a thing or two about trespassing."
LOL or usually when I get home and walk through the door, even if it was just to go check the mail, he would say, "Thank God you're home, I didn't think you would ever come back, I missed you so much, now get me some damn food before you look in the bedroom."
mine would just whine and curse me out every time i was eating, and he'd be begging for table scraps. even though he's always well fed and gets a snack just for going to the bathroom outside. however, he'll still curse me out for my food when i eat. lol.
Nice! Eric is only 9 years old, he is an Eclectus, and is the worst bird in Australia, and that may be official!
He waits until your ear is right next to his cage as you pass by, then screams at such a volume it will lift people out of their shoes. It sounds like a smoke detector with the volume up about 200%. When he does, I offer to turn him into "Eric soup" He walks across the floor to bash the cats and dogs as well!
My son and I have decided what our cats would say if they could talk. Binx(the oldest)Come on, it's time for bed. Isn't it time for bed? do you ever sleep? Spaztastic (The youngest) Who wants to play I want to play lets have a race can I ea.....um play with the snake? And Roxy (the female) Meow.
so i recently got a new boyfriend, who has apparently liked me for quite some time, and he goes through pictures of other girls on facebook. he'll make comments like "wow nice hair" or if someone says...
While we're outside sometimes I see my dog eating her own feces. I don't know that she actually ingests it, but she has it in her mouth. Also, I've heard that dogs will raid the cat litter box if they can (my cat litter...