Ongoing story.

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   J-Maeposted 14 years ago

   How to play.
   1. five words that continue on with the lastest post
   2. have fun and be creative.
   
   I'll start
   
   
   
   There once was a man

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

   who lived on a farm

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   livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

   With his wife and kids

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   Anti-Valentineposted 14 years ago

   And a donkey named Dick.

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   shibashakeposted 14 years ago

   Dick was smart and handsome

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   My Inner Jewposted 14 years ago

   but a 100% complete jackass

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   J-Maeposted 14 years ago

   that loved to eat carrots.

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   fierycjposted 14 years ago

   And worship the Devil sometimes.

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   RooBeeposted 14 years ago

   Besides Dick, he also had

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    Turpin his strong and trusty steed

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    nazishnasimposted 14 years ago

    And Turnip hated Dick's dick

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       \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       his name is Turpin not Turnip.......
       
       dont quite know how to follow that line but here goes....
       
       and his face and tail

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          fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          just for the Devil worship.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    which he  sometimes would  practice

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    shibashakeposted 14 years ago

    in the dead of night

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    nazishnasimposted 14 years ago

    while dancing around the fire

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    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    which raised the suspicion of

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    cashmereposted 14 years ago

    his causing damage to crops

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    Lucey Knightposted 14 years ago

    thus diminishing the carrot supply

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    nazishnasimposted 14 years ago

    ,scaring away cows in vigil

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    cashmereposted 14 years ago

    He also happened to love

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    Lucey Knightposted 14 years ago

    to run and jump and

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    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    chain-smoke Cuban cigars while

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    Lucey Knightposted 14 years ago

    listening to the rain fall

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    Shadesbreathposted 14 years ago

    Meanwhile, the vigilant cows were

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    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    discussing their secret agenda to

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    dwilliamsonposted 14 years ago

    plot against the entire world

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    armed with spaghetti and sauce

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    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    in the inevitable bovine revolt

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    nazishnasimposted 14 years ago

    against the milk companies' atrocities

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    dingdongposted 14 years ago

    what would be the next

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    winner of britain has got talent
    
       DIVERSITY YIPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    Does it really matter now?

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    dishyumposted 14 years ago

    Looking forward to next line

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    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    Having been momentarily distracted, the

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    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    bill collectors are busy today

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    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    leaving the farmer's wife free

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    Gods Gardenposted 14 years ago

    to dance the wet pasture

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    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    and paint the town red

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    shibashakeposted 14 years ago

    with her young lover Tony

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    dingdongposted 14 years ago

    that was a fine evening

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    flushed with excitement,skin glowing

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    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    Until her cell phone rings

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    weblogposted 14 years ago

    she chose not to pickup

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    shibashakeposted 14 years ago

    It kept ringing and ringing

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    dishyumposted 14 years ago

    she thought of switching off

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    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    and then something strange appeared

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    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    on the screen. She shrieked

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    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    The popcorn flew everywhere, but

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    J-Maeposted 14 years ago

    Tony knew better than to ask.

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    webismineposted 14 years ago

    but she still was confused

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    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    about why Dick would e-mail

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