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If You only Had 3 days To Live What Would You Do?

  1. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    Who wants to begin?

    1. onthewriteside profile image60
      onthewritesideposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      First thing I would do is shoot you for spamming the forums....

      1. my-success-guru profile image60
        my-success-guruposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I wouldn't usually laugh at this but here I go again LOL LOL LOL That's funny man!!!

      2. lrohner profile image86
        lrohnerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        LOLOLOL! lol

    2. Precious Pearl profile image76
      Precious Pearlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'd spend my last three days with the people that I love. And ask God for an extension of 40 years.

  2. onthewriteside profile image60
    onthewritesideposted 7 years ago

    Now, if the fact that your post showed up 6 times isn't your fault and is some glitch on HubPages, then I apologize...

    1. onthewriteside profile image60
      onthewritesideposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      My bad....7 times....

      1. my-success-guru profile image60
        my-success-guruposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Do you crack these jokes for a living? Pretty funny stuff! I'm going to say quit your day job. Unless like the other guy 3 days on your day job feels like eternity. Remember 3 days to live. Focus grasshopper!

  3. getpaidtopost profile image60
    getpaidtopostposted 7 years ago

    spend it with my family, this is all i wish.

  4. fayans profile image19
    fayansposted 7 years ago

    I would pray for another 3 days to live.

    1. getpaidtopost profile image60
      getpaidtopostposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      why not ask for 4 extra days then you can have a week away. lol

      1. fayans profile image19
        fayansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Perhaps I'd rather live a happy and meaningful life for 3 days than a miserable week...

        Besides, God is kind enough to give you another 3 days if you ask for IT...wink

        1. getpaidtopost profile image60
          getpaidtopostposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          it was a joke. Humor lol

          1. fayans profile image19
            fayansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I knew it was. No worry! COOL....

            1. my-success-guru profile image60
              my-success-guruposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Man you got to tell us what's your anti aging secret!!!

              1. fayans profile image19
                fayansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Hancock IS my last name.

  5. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Spend most of it questioning the credentials of whoever told me I had 3 days to live I guess.

    1. my-success-guru profile image60
      my-success-guruposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yeah who knows it's like when a mechanic said I needed a new transmission! I drove that car for another year!!! LOL

  6. Jewels profile image82
    Jewelsposted 7 years ago

    Make sure my Will was up to date.  Get clean sheets on my bed.  Say goodbye to those I thought would be interested to know.  Then I'd focus on the journey of death.

  7. curiozities profile image59
    curiozitiesposted 7 years ago

    I'd go to work so it would feel like three decades instead of days, LOL! smile

    1. my-success-guru profile image60
      my-success-guruposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Thats funny as... woops can't say that word even though it's a place!!! LOL

  8. Breast Expansion profile image60
    Breast Expansionposted 7 years ago

    Eat, Sleep, Play and do the normal things as it used to be.

    1. my-success-guru profile image60
      my-success-guruposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hey you need to live it up a bit like onthewriteside!!!

  9. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    Hey where did everyone go the 4th of july party is about to get rockin!!! Comeback!!!

  10. kmackey32 profile image79
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    Here I am. lol

  11. kmackey32 profile image79
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    Are you from Tennessee cause your the only 10 I see!! lol

  12. kmackey32 profile image79
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    OMG I put that in the wrong thread. Ummm guess i need to put down the Rum. HAHAHA

  13. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    Are you taking to me? Or am I dreaming?

    1. kmackey32 profile image79
      kmackey32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Shhh your dreaming. Go back to sleep. lol

  14. kmackey32 profile image79
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    Im just messin with ya but i posted that in the wrong thread. lol

    1. my-success-guru profile image60
      my-success-guruposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      What do you mean I think you posted it in the right thread LOL

  15. kmackey32 profile image79
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    No there was a thread that asked for pick up lines. lol

  16. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    GRRRRRRRR

    1. kmackey32 profile image79
      kmackey32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Sorry ima a blonde that had a few drinks and posted it in the wrong place..lmfao

  17. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    Hey I know I am just joking. If you had three days to live what else would you want to do?

  18. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    Anyone out there want to jump in?

  19. kmackey32 profile image79
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    awww into what? haha

  20. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    You tell me! LOL

  21. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    Where do you keep running off to?

    1. kmackey32 profile image79
      kmackey32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I was hungry. Had to get some turky and gravy over toast. YUMMY.

  22. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    Anyone still out there???

  23. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    MMMMMMMMMMM that does sound yummy! Ilove turkey!!! Im on the way!

    1. kmackey32 profile image79
      kmackey32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      HAHA. and yes i made it too.

  24. blondepoet profile image78
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    Yea

    1. my-success-guru profile image60
      my-success-guruposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Where have you been Blondepoet??? You don't want your turkey to get cold!

      1. my-success-guru profile image60
        my-success-guruposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        oh and what would you do if you had only three days to live? I'm sure you have something interesting to say as usual.

      2. blondepoet profile image78
        blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I am back hehe.....

  25. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    Come back blondepoet! Anyone else like to share their amazing feats for their last three days?

    1. kmackey32 profile image79
      kmackey32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yea i just ate my turkey and gravy over toast cuz i thought i only had three days left. LMAO

    2. kmackey32 profile image79
      kmackey32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yea i just ate my turkey and gravy over toast cuz i thought i only had three days left. LMAO

      1. my-success-guru profile image60
        my-success-guruposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        OK that's making me hungry but anything more exciting than that? Remember only three days!!!

    3. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ok three days to live oh boy, can I fit it all in here, mmmmmm. The things I would do in three days would fill 50 foolscap pages easy. ROFL. Ok, some of the things I would do are as follows;
      1. Write my will
      2. Jump on a plane and see some of my favourite people
      3. Party....party all night long
      4. Go to the store and buy myself  a kilo of prawns, 3 crabs, a lobster and a bottle of wine, go have a jumumgus feed. Drink the wine with a straw, to really get sloshed.
      5. Don a pair of thigh-highs and hit the town,use my credit card and go beserk.
      6. Ring the local news and call them out, and do a few super feats for the public to remember me by.
      7. Make a pole dancing video, not caring if I get stuck up the pole or not.
      8. Go to my ex's house when he is not home and hide my prawn shells in the seams in his curtains, so his new love nest would pong so bad, they would have to pack up and move, as they would never find the source.
      9. Get on my jet-ski and sail the ocean.
      10. Dance the tango in the rain in my birthday suit.
      11. Set a world record for standing on my head (I am very good at that)
      12. Make a video for U Tube on my 3 days of mania.

      1. profile image70
        logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Why don't you make the video anyway? smile

        1. blondepoet profile image78
          blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Great idea logic will you buy one ????

  26. kmackey32 profile image79
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    ummmmm then i would have sex for 3 days straight. ha

  27. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    Hey now your cooking. No Pun intended LOL darn it that makes me think of turkey again. I'm hungry LOL

  28. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    voted best answer so far-I'd go to work so it would feel like three decades instead of days, LOL!

    CAN YOU TOP THIS???

  29. profile image0
    annvansposted 7 years ago

    I would gather money and go somewhere nice.  Get away and enjoy myself before I go, and also pray for more time on earth if I wanted it.

  30. profile image60
    CabinGirlposted 7 years ago

    I wud kiss BlondePoet all night !

    1. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh yes this would be one on the agenda. smile

  31. Juliet Christie profile image58
    Juliet Christieposted 7 years ago

    You guys are really having fun .I want to believe the original post came because someone was having a writers block.By now you should have  gotten over the  block  with the reading of blonde poet's post.
    Blondepoet or whosoever wrote about the prawns you should not be doing such devilish things on your 3 last days on earth. You should be reconing with St. Peter to forgive your sin so that you can sit beside him in Heaven( laugh laugh that's what i am doing right now).
    As for my 3 last days I would share what I have and make sure the people who I want give get them before I die and take a three day tour of my island Jamaica.

    1. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yes after the prawn thing I would make amends

  32. William F. Torpey profile image83
    William F. Torpeyposted 7 years ago

    If I had three days to live I'd go on a six-month vacation.

  33. Misha profile image74
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    Fly to Australia to meet all the great guys and gals over there smile

    1. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      And ride a roo over to Queensland.

  34. JonTutor profile image61
    JonTutorposted 7 years ago

    Put up my life on ebay for sale to the highest bidder.... sell all my organs..... my kid bro/sis would have a great life ahead.

  35. Miss Match profile image60
    Miss Matchposted 7 years ago

    I would'nt do anything different from a normal day...it's the one ocassion where I'd think ignorance is bliss.

  36. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    OK the results are in! The funniest answer goes to... drum roll please...


    curiozities

    I'd go to work so it would feel like three decades instead of days, LOL!


    The most creative goes to blondepoet

    Ok three days to live oh boy, can I fit it all in here, mmmmmm. The things I would do in three days would fill 50 foolscap pages easy. ROFL. Ok, some of the things I would do are as follows;
    1. Write my will
    2. Jump on a plane and see some of my favourite people
    3. Party....party all night long
    4. Go to the store and buy myself  a kilo of prawns, 3 crabs, a lobster and a bottle of wine, go have a jumumgus feed. Drink the wine with a straw, to really get sloshed.
    5. Don a pair of thigh-highs and hit the town,use my credit card and go beserk.
    6. Ring the local news and call them out, and do a few super feats for the public to remember me by.
    7. Make a pole dancing video, not caring if I get stuck up the pole or not.
    8. Go to my ex's house when he is not home and hide my prawn shells in the seams in his curtains, so his new love nest would pong so bad, they would have to pack up and move, as they would never find the source.
    9. Get on my jet-ski and sail the ocean.
    10. Dance the tango in the rain in my birthday suit.
    11. Set a world record for standing on my head (I am very good at that)
    12. Make a video for U Tube on my 3 days of mania


    Who can top these two answers??????

    1. my-success-guru profile image60
      my-success-guruposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Dare to Try???

    2. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Aww thankyou MSG, my creative mind just comes to me naturally almost like a second skin.

  37. my-success-guru profile image60
    my-success-guruposted 7 years ago

    I never saw someone ride a roo before! Can you show me?

  38. waynet profile image50
    waynetposted 7 years ago

    I'd have a heart attack!

  39. blondepoet profile image78
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    http://z.hubpages.com/u/1135106_f248.jpg
    There you go Guru, just hold on tight, wear some comfy underwear support and prepare for the ride of your life. smile smile

 
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