If You only Had 3 days To Live What Would You Do?

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   my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

   Who wants to begin?

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      onthewritesideposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      First thing I would do is shoot you for spamming the forums....

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         my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I wouldn't usually laugh at this but here I go again LOL LOL LOL That's funny man!!!

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         lrohnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         LOLOLOL!

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      Precious Pearlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'd spend my last three days with the people that I love. And ask God for an extension of 40 years.

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   onthewritesideposted 14 years ago

   Now, if the fact that your post showed up 6 times isn't your fault and is some glitch on HubPages, then I apologize...

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      onthewritesideposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      My bad....7 times....

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         my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Do you crack these jokes for a living? Pretty funny stuff! I'm going to say quit your day job. Unless like the other guy 3 days on your day job feels like eternity. Remember 3 days to live. Focus grasshopper!

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   getpaidtopostposted 14 years ago

   spend it with my family, this is all i wish.

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   fayansposted 14 years ago

   I would pray for another 3 days to live.

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      getpaidtopostposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      why not ask for 4 extra days then you can have a week away.

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         fayansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Perhaps I'd rather live a happy and meaningful life for 3 days than a miserable week...
         
         Besides, God is kind enough to give you another 3 days if you ask for IT...

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            getpaidtopostposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            it was a joke. Humor
            
            

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               fayansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               I knew it was. No worry! COOL....

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                  my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Man you got to tell us what's your anti aging secret!!!

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                     fayansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Hancock IS my last name.

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Spend most of it questioning the credentials of whoever told me I had 3 days to live I guess.

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      my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah who knows it's like when a mechanic said I needed a new transmission! I drove that car for another year!!! LOL

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   Jewelsposted 14 years ago

   Make sure my Will was up to date.  Get clean sheets on my bed.  Say goodbye to those I thought would be interested to know.  Then I'd focus on the journey of death.

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   curiozitiesposted 14 years ago

   I'd go to work so it would feel like three decades instead of days, LOL!

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      my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Thats funny as... woops can't say that word even though it's a place!!! LOL

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   Breast Expansionposted 14 years ago

   Eat, Sleep, Play and do the normal things as it used to be.

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      my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hey you need to live it up a bit like onthewriteside!!!

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   my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

   Hey where did everyone go the 4th of july party is about to get rockin!!! Comeback!!!

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    kmackey32posted 14 years ago

    Here I am.

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    kmackey32posted 14 years ago

    Are you from Tennessee cause your the only 10 I see!!

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    kmackey32posted 14 years ago

    OMG I put that in the wrong thread. Ummm guess i need to put down the Rum. HAHAHA

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    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    Are you taking to me? Or am I dreaming?

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       kmackey32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Shhh your dreaming. Go back to sleep.

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    kmackey32posted 14 years ago

    Im just messin with ya but i posted that in the wrong thread. lol

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       my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       What do you mean I think you posted it in the right thread LOL

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    kmackey32posted 14 years ago

    No there was a thread that asked for pick up lines. lol

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    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    GRRRRRRRR

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       kmackey32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Sorry ima a blonde that had a few drinks and posted it in the wrong place..lmfao

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    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    Hey I know I am just joking. If you had three days to live what else would you want to do?

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    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    Anyone out there want to jump in?

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    kmackey32posted 14 years ago

    awww into what? haha

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    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    You tell me! LOL

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    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    Where do you keep running off to?

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       kmackey32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I was hungry. Had to get some turky and gravy over toast. YUMMY.

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    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    Anyone still out there???

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    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    MMMMMMMMMMM that does sound yummy! Ilove turkey!!! Im on the way!

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       kmackey32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       HAHA. and yes i made it too.

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    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    Yea

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       my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Where have you been Blondepoet??? You don't want your turkey to get cold!

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          my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          oh and what would you do if you had only three days to live? I'm sure you have something interesting to say as usual.

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          blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I am back hehe.....

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    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    Come back blondepoet! Anyone else like to share their amazing feats for their last three days?

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       kmackey32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yea i just ate my turkey and gravy over toast cuz i thought i only had three days left. LMAO

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       kmackey32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yea i just ate my turkey and gravy over toast cuz i thought i only had three days left. LMAO

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          my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          OK that's making me hungry but anything more exciting than that? Remember only three days!!!

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Ok three days to live oh boy, can I fit it all in here, mmmmmm. The things I would do in three days would fill 50 foolscap pages easy. ROFL. Ok, some of the things I would do are as follows;
       1. Write my will
       2. Jump on a plane and see some of my favourite people
       3. Party....party all night long
       4. Go to the store and buy myself  a kilo of prawns, 3 crabs, a lobster and a bottle of wine, go have a jumumgus feed. Drink the wine with a straw, to really get sloshed.
       5. Don a pair of thigh-highs and hit the town,use my credit card and go beserk.
       6. Ring the local news and call them out, and do a few super feats for the public to remember me by.
       7. Make a pole dancing video, not caring if I get stuck up the pole or not.
       8. Go to my ex's house when he is not home and hide my prawn shells in the seams in his curtains, so his new love nest would pong so bad, they would have to pack up and move, as they would never find the source.
       9. Get on my jet-ski and sail the ocean.
       10. Dance the tango in the rain in my birthday suit.
       11. Set a world record for standing on my head (I am very good at that)
       12. Make a video for U Tube on my 3 days of mania.

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          logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Why don't you make the video anyway?

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             blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Great idea logic will you buy one ????

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    kmackey32posted 14 years ago

    ummmmm then i would have sex for 3 days straight. ha

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    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    Hey now your cooking. No Pun intended LOL darn it that makes me think of turkey again. I'm hungry LOL

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    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    voted best answer so far-I'd go to work so it would feel like three decades instead of days, LOL!
    
    CAN YOU TOP THIS???

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    annvansposted 14 years ago

    I would gather money and go somewhere nice.  Get away and enjoy myself before I go, and also pray for more time on earth if I wanted it.

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    CabinGirlposted 14 years ago

    I wud kiss BlondePoet all night !

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oh yes this would be one on the agenda.

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    Juliet Christieposted 14 years ago

    You guys are really having fun .I want to believe the original post came because someone was having a writers block.By now you should have  gotten over the  block  with the reading of blonde poet's post.
    Blondepoet or whosoever wrote about the prawns you should not be doing such devilish things on your 3 last days on earth. You should be reconing with St. Peter to forgive your sin so that you can sit beside him in Heaven( laugh laugh that's what i am doing right now).
    As for my 3 last days I would share what I have and make sure the people who I want give get them before I die and take a three day tour of my island Jamaica.

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yes after the prawn thing I would make amends

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    William F. Torpeyposted 14 years ago

    If I had three days to live I'd go on a six-month vacation.

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    Mishaposted 14 years ago

    Fly to Australia to meet all the great guys and gals over there

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       And ride a roo over to Queensland.

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    JonTutorposted 14 years ago

    Put up my life on ebay for sale to the highest bidder.... sell all my organs..... my kid bro/sis would have a great life ahead.

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    Miss Matchposted 14 years ago

    I would'nt do anything different from a normal day...it's the one ocassion where I'd think ignorance is bliss.

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    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    OK the results are in! The funniest answer goes to... drum roll please...
    
    
    curiozities
    
    I'd go to work so it would feel like three decades instead of days, LOL!
    
    
    The most creative goes to blondepoet
    
    Ok three days to live oh boy, can I fit it all in here, mmmmmm. The things I would do in three days would fill 50 foolscap pages easy. ROFL. Ok, some of the things I would do are as follows;
    1. Write my will
    2. Jump on a plane and see some of my favourite people
    3. Party....party all night long
    4. Go to the store and buy myself  a kilo of prawns, 3 crabs, a lobster and a bottle of wine, go have a jumumgus feed. Drink the wine with a straw, to really get sloshed.
    5. Don a pair of thigh-highs and hit the town,use my credit card and go beserk.
    6. Ring the local news and call them out, and do a few super feats for the public to remember me by.
    7. Make a pole dancing video, not caring if I get stuck up the pole or not.
    8. Go to my ex's house when he is not home and hide my prawn shells in the seams in his curtains, so his new love nest would pong so bad, they would have to pack up and move, as they would never find the source.
    9. Get on my jet-ski and sail the ocean.
    10. Dance the tango in the rain in my birthday suit.
    11. Set a world record for standing on my head (I am very good at that)
    12. Make a video for U Tube on my 3 days of mania
    
    
    Who can top these two answers??????

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       my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Dare to Try???

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Aww thankyou MSG, my creative mind just comes to me naturally almost like a second skin.

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    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    I never saw someone ride a roo before! Can you show me?

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    waynetposted 14 years ago

    I'd have a heart attack!

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    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    
    There you go Guru, just hold on tight, wear some comfy underwear support and prepare for the ride of your life.

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