You guys are cracking me up. Here's the latest, again w/ last line in CAPS. KPartin - no worries! And, thanks for the fanmail.
Ella walked away from the party with an odd look on her face. She had never expected to see a sight like that anywhere
She was a nice girl and was going to have no part in the filthy going ons of this party!
Then suddenly, something stopped her in her tracks!
She looked behind her and suddenly from out of the shadows she saw someone walking towards her in the dark.
This stranger made her skin tingle and come out in goose bumps. What power did this stranger wield to affect her so?
Then she realised...
She recognized the shape, the unique walk, the profile...where had she seen it before?
"and...where are my pants!?"
"oh, there they are, I am wearing them... I shouldn't have dropped so much acid."
Those '60's flash backs are really taking their toll on ella....
She suddenly realised the echoing self commentary in her head... her nightmare had become reality. Ella was a parody of the postmodern apocalypse.
Thank God she had completed that 12 step program; she was never going to be that person again.
She pondered this whilst taking her gun from her pocket.
Only to find out it wasn't her gun but a lighter!
It reminded her that her joint was in the other pocket and pondered.....
what did I do with my tissues?
Then she remembered and giggled to herself.
she then looked to the street sign ahead...
"Goodness! what a fool I've been..."
She giggled outloud.
"I've chosen the wrong street again", she chuckled.
She suffered with short-term memory loss.
Choosing the wrong street would turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to Ella, for a few feet away there was a huge duffle bag filled $100 bills!
But Ella, as usual, always makes the wrong choice and takes the opposing path.
The bag of large bills then sat there, unused and lonely...
WAS ELLA'S STORY ABOUT TO CHANGE, WAS SOMETHING FORBIDDING GOING TO HAPPEN?
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