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Which would you give up.. food or sex?

  1. Mamelody profile image60
    Mamelodyposted 7 years ago

    I'm just watching friends and can't stop laughing when joey says "I want girls on bread" or when Ross says "it's like Sophie's Choice" lol lol

    But which would you give up? I'd probably say sex.. no food.. no sex.. no food... errm cant decide tongue

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      welcome_my_lifeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Its easy sex. I do not have time to go looking. i have seen some scary one. Ok, i was married to them.

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    lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago

    You can live without sex.

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image83
      TheGlassSpiderposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Exactly.

      In my experience,sex ain't all it's cracked up to be anyway. I KNOW I can cook and enjoy it.

    2. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Speak for yourself!!!   lol

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I assume you have lots of sex in your life ? hmm ?? hmm

        1. Hokey profile image60
          Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Not really  hmm  Wish I did  hmm

          Is this an offer?  big_smile

          1. tantrum profile image61
            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            It will cost you a lot ! big_smile

            1. Hokey profile image60
              Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Always does..   sad

              1. tantrum profile image61
                tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Maybe if I see your real pic, I can make you an offer ! big_smile

                1. Hokey profile image60
                  Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Hmmmmm......   Interesting.......    neutral

                2. Mamelody profile image60
                  Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  oh my god I would love to see how this ends big_smile big_smile

                  1. Hokey profile image60
                    Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Maybe you could be there too..   big_smile

  3. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    I give up sex.
    If I'm  in need I can use a cucumber...or a carrot... or a banana ?
    lol

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      lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol too funny, but does that count as really giving up sex?

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I can transform food in sex. lol
        So in the end I don't give up anything ! big_smile

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          pinkyleeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          im gonna go with your theory here tantrum! big_smile

          1. tantrum profile image61
            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Sensible girl ! big_smile

            lol

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              pinkyleeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              that's right! I love both to much to give either up so this is the only logical answer lol big_smilebig_smile

          2. Mamelody profile image60
            Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            u best be careful hun.. last time I went with Tantrum's theory I lost all my blood!! lol

            1. tantrum profile image61
              tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Don't scare the girl ! big_smile

    2. Mamelody profile image60
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      a carrot would be too small for me.. I hear a fire extinguisher is a good replacement tongue lol

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        That you're so wide doesn't sound very appealing ! lol
        I'm very small down there big_smile

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          lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Seriously lol

          1. tantrum profile image61
            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            roll
            seriously !

            Women worn out tend to be wide . lol

            1. Mamelody profile image60
              Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              sounds like you're speaking from experience lol lol

              1. tantrum profile image61
                tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                I've been around ! lol

        2. Mamelody profile image60
          Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I'm extremely tight.. a carrot would struggle to get in.. tongue

          1. tantrum profile image61
            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            lol
            so, how can you manage a fire extinguisher ?? roll


            SERIOUSLY !

            lol

            1. Mamelody profile image60
              Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I never tried it.. I just heard about fire extinguishers being good lol

              1. tantrum profile image61
                tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                lol
                try it and then you tell me ! lol

                1. Mamelody profile image60
                  Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  when I turn 80 yeah sure.. lol

                  1. tantrum profile image61
                    tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Then ,next month ! is it ?? lol

        3. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          And somebody's been talking about you and your wide.... lol

    3. drej2522 profile image85
      drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      hmmm..nice!

      how about giving up orgasms or food?!!!

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You can't give up orgasms. They come up naturally ! big_smile

        1. Mamelody profile image60
          Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          true sometimes I get multiple orgasms when I do the laundry lol

          1. tantrum profile image61
            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            TALKING ABOUT WEIRD TASTES ! ... hmm

            lol

            1. drej2522 profile image85
              drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              hehehe...big_smile

            2. Mamelody profile image60
              Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              well try sitting on top of the tumble dryer and you'll agree with me lol lol

              1. tantrum profile image61
                tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Never thought about sitting there. I might try it ! tongue

                lol

                1. Mamelody profile image60
                  Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  gimme your orgasm count when you do.. I'm on 42 so far hehehe lol

                  1. tantrum profile image61
                    tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    42 in 80 years ? hmm

                    Or in 80 hours ?
                    lol

                  2. drej2522 profile image85
                    drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    wait...are you sitting on top of the dryer right now, Mame?...I mean, give it a rest for crying out loud! smile

          2. Beth100 profile image83
            Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I'd be scared if it was vacuuming.......  tongue

            1. WriteAngled profile image90
              WriteAngledposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Being a passenger in a car can be very pleasant too big_smile

              1. Beth100 profile image83
                Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                riding bareback on a stallion....  lol

                1. Cagsil profile image60
                  Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  That I could see making a woman orgasm. smile tongue

                  1. Beth100 profile image83
                    Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    big_smile

                  2. Cagsil profile image60
                    Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Then again, I have known women who have had orgasms just from reading. smile lol lol

      2. Mamelody profile image60
        Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I see you two leopards have the same weird tastes lol big_smile

  4. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    And vegetables and fruits don't talk !!! big_smile

    1. Mamelody profile image60
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      well you only have human tits no wonder you can live without it lol lol

  5. IntimatEvolution profile image84
    IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years ago

    Don't force me to decide!lol

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    lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago

    ROFL...awesome fruits and veggies don't talk, love it.

  7. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    Hi mamelody

    I will give up sex


    I love Asian foods specially chinese and rice so I cant live without those foods, but sex, well, for a time I never had it for eight years LOL

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    lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago

    Well, I certainly don't have that problem lol Oh TMI!

  9. Mamelody profile image60
    Mamelodyposted 7 years ago

    did you guys notice they are no men in this post? strange eh? tongue

  10. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    mamelody and Tantrum beautiful ladies of HP, what are you talking about, wide, extinguisher??

    explain further,

    1. Mamelody profile image60
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      you're too pretty to know.. we don't want to corrupt your innocent mind tongue big_smile

  11. jonathanacosta17 profile image60
    jonathanacosta17posted 7 years ago

    foo- er, no no no...

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You can use the fruits as well ! lol lol

      1. jonathanacosta17 profile image60
        jonathanacosta17posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        what fruit? coz bananas and cucumbers can't do anything for me.

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          R U shure ? hmm

          lol

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          lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Banana skins?!

        3. Mamelody profile image60
          Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          You can try coconuts and water melons lol

          1. Beth100 profile image83
            Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Canteloupes too!  lol

    2. Mamelody profile image60
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      dam! just when I thought its only women's arena!!! lol

  12. jonathanacosta17 profile image60
    jonathanacosta17posted 7 years ago

    se-x...aaaaarrrrggggggghhhhhh!!!

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      yikes
      hmm

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    lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago

    Coconuts....seriously ow. Are you trying to maim the boy?

    1. Mamelody profile image60
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      that's the idea smile

    2. jonathanacosta17 profile image60
      jonathanacosta17posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      maim me? oh, lynne i've had my share of coconuts. the secret is how to get them to open. 
      tongue

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        lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol

      2. Mamelody profile image60
        Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        crack it with a fire extinguisher big_smile

  14. jonathanacosta17 profile image60
    jonathanacosta17posted 7 years ago

    haven't decided yet. this is torture. though i love handling coconuts and watermelons. big_smile

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    zampanoposted 7 years ago

    I heard about people who had sex with creatures they would eat afterwards.

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I usually eat them during big_smile

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        lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I needed a warning on that one, spit Dr. P all over the front of my shirt, lol

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol

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            pinkyleeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            lmao

  16. Callyan profile image60
    Callyanposted 7 years ago

    definately sex....
    foods a basic need u cant live without it
    and sex is want .. hehe lol

  17. Black Lilly profile image61
    Black Lillyposted 7 years ago

    Food I guess... I don't remember when/what/if I eat anyway - why bother?
    big_smile

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    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 7 years ago

    Well, it's been about a year since I even had sex, so I guess I wouldn't be giving up much if I gave up sex big_smile

    1. Faybe Bay profile image84
      Faybe Bayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I've got that beat. Don't remember what year... Still thinking.... No I am not senile.... O heck I guess I already gave up sex. I think it was an accident, but it's been so long I don't remember.

  19. WriteAngled profile image90
    WriteAngledposted 7 years ago

    Sex, definitely. I can always please myself in that respect, as much as I want. Food is another matter altogether.

  20. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    Food, I would starve before I would give up my boyfriends feast.

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Lucky girl then! From my experiences, a vibrator was always better than any "feast" a man had to offer. big_smilebig_smilebig_smile

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I hope you're young enough to look for second chances ! lol

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          Pani Midnyte Odinposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Don't get me wrong here, I've had good sex, but the great sex always came from B.O.B. big_smile

          And yes, I think I'm young enough to look for second chances. Just... where to look? big_smile

  21. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    Actually, you would not even be alive if it werent for sex, so how can you say you can live without sex....sex if the greatest gift God ever gave us and for that reason I have it twice and three times per day..

    1. WriteAngled profile image90
      WriteAngledposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I might not be alive if it were not for sex, but I only remain alive because of food smile

      1. Cagsil profile image60
        Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Agreed. smile

        I've been without sex already for about 3-4 years...lost track really. smile

        Food is a requirement for sustained life. Sex is optional. smile

    2. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      With whom ?

  22. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    food can only keep the body alive, the spirit and the essence of life is good sex...without good sex your better dead...in fact you are dead..

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hm... *checks pulse* ...Nope, I'm still kicking! And I think I've got a great life, thank you very much.

      1. Cagsil profile image60
        Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        And what do you know? You've managed to remain alive too. smile wink

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          Pani Midnyte Odinposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Not sure what that comment is supposed to mean, Cagsil, but I meant I am quite happy and not lacking in a "spiritual" way from my lacking of sex. Hell, if I met the right guy, I'd have sex. But that's not my top priority.

          1. Hokey profile image60
            Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Hello! I'm Mr. Right! Nice to meet you!  big_smile

            1. tantrum profile image61
              tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              lol lol lol

            2. Mamelody profile image60
              Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              make up your mind dude!! You seem to always offer your "Mr Right" services to everyone... lol

    2. Cagsil profile image60
      Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Not! smile

  23. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    my pulse is still racing since my boyfriend took me from behind in the kitchen and hour ago...is your pulse racing

  24. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    We can have orgsms from almost anything ! big_smile

  25. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    I rememer being in my granny's hous eone time and she had one of those twin tub washing machines...vitrator on wheels...she could never understand why I always went over to her house to do the washing for her....I always finished off with one of those funny shaped carrots....sore but nice

  26. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    I like to eat, and that could include both so.......  big_smile

  27. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    Hokey - two birds with one stone I like it

    1. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I multi-task!!!   big_smile

  28. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    Pani - find good sex and everything else will follow...it should be a priority...it is the very essence of life....

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Sex is a priority to those who are lacking in other areas of their life. If sex is the most beautiful thing you've experienced, you need to go out and experience other things. Yes, sex is what created us, but it is not what keeps us going every day. Sex does not equal love. I'd rather find love than find a good lay.

  29. Hmrjmr1 profile image79
    Hmrjmr1posted 7 years ago

    Well I wouldn't give up either one voluntarily, just have to die happy cool

  30. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    Hmrj - I guess I will have to wrench that big meaty burger from your dead cold hands

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image79
      Hmrjmr1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yeah and the food too!!cool

  31. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    here could you hold these in your hand

    1. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yes!   big_smile  I can juggle too!!!   big_smile

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    lol

  33. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    Pani - you dont know what you are missing - I am successful in every walk of life and I owe it all to good sex...

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Alota, I'm so glad you're successful because of sex... So does this mean you own a dildo company, star in porn films, or stand on the street corner every night?

      I'm not missing anything. I have a fulfilling life and I am happy.

  34. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    you wont have to juggle these babies the will fit nicely into your hand and you can treat them the way you would treat an ice cream on a warm day

    1. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hmmmmmm..........    hmm
                           neutral
                           smile
                           big_smile
                          lol

  35. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    Pani - I hope you are not suggesting that I am a prostitute, although I did think about it once, honestly you need to get out there and get some real love...

    1. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Last time I tried to be a prostitute it cost me $20

      1. Hokey profile image60
        Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        hmm

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          you too ! big_smile

          lol

          1. Hokey profile image60
            Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Sad but true!   Said I was BuKu!!!   Hmmmm....    hmm

      2. Mamelody profile image60
        Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        $20?? must have been a real quickie lol big_smile

        1. Hokey profile image60
          Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Well......   hmm

    2. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Nothing wrong with prostitutes anyway! Some are very nice people ! I happen to know a few.

      1. Hmrjmr1 profile image79
        Hmrjmr1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        somebody talking about paid professionals here? cool

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          You're very nice people ! lol

      2. WriteAngled profile image90
        WriteAngledposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        So do I. The ones I know are high-class. Won't meet a client unless he forwards copy of driving license or passport. Charge about the same for an overnight as I earn in three days smile

  36. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    I have a very simple motto in life - A Good Ride will change the Tide.

  37. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    I have to go - KY Jelly out again - OK Im Coming Im Coming...yes I will call you Elton..

  38. Gina Coole profile image84
    Gina Cooleposted 7 years ago

    I might make you an offer too but there will be no whipped cream or strawberries involved (remember you have to choose between sex or food!)

    1. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Not fair!   hmm

    2. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yep I want in.

      1. Hokey profile image60
        Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        WOW! This is like a 7some!!!   big_smile

  39. WriteAngled profile image90
    WriteAngledposted 7 years ago

    The prostitute I know charges £150 ($250?) per hour, with a slight discount on overnight. Most clients are happy to pay for her time to have dinner with her before anything else starts.

    Me, I make £150 for a full day of translation...

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Maybe you should reconsider ... big_smile

      1. WriteAngled profile image90
        WriteAngledposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Naaah, too old, too picky smile

    2. Mamelody profile image60
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      now that sounds like a good side job I can sign up for if dinner is involved big_smile big_smile

  40. World Marketing profile image60
    World Marketingposted 7 years ago

    Food!

  41. Rafini profile image86
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    gave up sex years ago - guess that means I hafta give up food! smile

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    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    Wouldn't be that hard to give up food.
    Would be damn difficult to give up sex!

 
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