Which would you give up.. food or sex?

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Mamelodyposted 14 years ago
I'm just watching friends and can't stop laughing when joey says "I want girls on bread" or when Ross says "it's like Sophie's Choice"

But which would you give up? I'd probably say sex.. no food.. no sex.. no food... errm cant decide
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  welcome_my_lifeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Its easy sex. I do not have time to go looking. i have seen some scary one. Ok, i was married to them.
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lynnechandlerposted 14 years ago
You can live without sex.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Exactly.
  
  In my experience,sex ain't all it's cracked up to be anyway. I KNOW I can cook and enjoy it.
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Speak for yourself!!!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I assume you have lots of sex in your life ? hmm ??
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Not really Wish I did
  
  Is this an offer?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It will cost you a lot !
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Always does..
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Maybe if I see your real pic, I can make you an offer !
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hmmmmm...... Interesting.......
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  oh my god I would love to see how this ends
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Maybe you could be there too..
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  as long as I keep all my blood
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
I give up sex.
If I'm in need I can use a cucumber...or a carrot... or a banana ?
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  lynnechandlerposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  too funny, but does that count as really giving up sex?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I can transform food in sex.
  So in the end I don't give up anything !
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  pinkyleeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  im gonna go with your theory here tantrum!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sensible girl !
  
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  pinkyleeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  that's right! I love both to much to give either up so this is the only logical answer lol
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  u best be careful hun.. last time I went with Tantrum's theory I lost all my blood!!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Don't scare the girl !
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  a carrot would be too small for me.. I hear a fire extinguisher is a good replacement
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That you're so wide doesn't sound very appealing !
  I'm very small down there
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  lynnechandlerposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Seriously
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  seriously !
  
  Women worn out tend to be wide .
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  sounds like you're speaking from experience
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I've been around !
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm extremely tight.. a carrot would struggle to get in..
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  so, how can you manage a fire extinguisher ??
  
  SERIOUSLY !
  
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I never tried it.. I just heard about fire extinguishers being good
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  try it and then you tell me !
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  when I turn 80 yeah sure..
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Then ,next month ! is it ??
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  shit! am fcking old already.. I need virgin blood to get my youth back
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Something very difficult to find ! I haven't seen that kind of blood in years !!!
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I heard the last pint of virgin blood is in the amazon.. not far from where I live.. Should I get you some since you'll be 100 next month??
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  thanks Mam ! but I'm about 2300 years old !
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No wonder there's no more blood left.. you fcuking drank it all!!!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  She's so dammm blood thirsty!!!!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What an animal you are!! No wonder you love fruit! (that's a fruit bat!!!)
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  In what cartoon ?
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  HHHEEELLLPPP!!! AM LOSING ALL MY BLOOD!!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And somebody's been talking about you and your wide....
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hmmm..nice!
  
  how about giving up orgasms or food?!!!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You can't give up orgasms. They come up naturally !
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  true sometimes I get multiple orgasms when I do the laundry
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  TALKING ABOUT WEIRD TASTES ! ...
  
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hehehe...
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  well try sitting on top of the tumble dryer and you'll agree with me
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Never thought about sitting there. I might try it !
  
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  gimme your orgasm count when you do.. I'm on 42 so far hehehe
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  42 in 80 years ?
  
  Or in 80 hours ?
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  actually 42 in 80 seconds
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  wait...are you sitting on top of the dryer right now, Mame?...I mean, give it a rest for crying out loud!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  that explains the line up outside....
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I can't am stuck! someone needs to pull me out!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'd be scared if it was vacuuming.......
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  WriteAngledposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Being a passenger in a car can be very pleasant too
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  riding bareback on a stallion....
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  Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That I could see making a woman orgasm.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Then again, I have known women who have had orgasms just from reading.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And I've known men who do too!
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I see you two leopards have the same weird tastes
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
And vegetables and fruits don't talk !!!
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  well you only have human tits no wonder you can live without it
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IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years ago
Don't force me to decide!
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lynnechandlerposted 14 years ago
ROFL...awesome fruits and veggies don't talk, love it.
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prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago
Hi mamelody

I will give up sex

I love Asian foods specially chinese and rice so I cant live without those foods, but sex, well, for a time I never had it for eight years LOL
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lynnechandlerposted 14 years ago
Well, I certainly don't have that problem Oh TMI!
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Mamelodyposted 14 years ago
did you guys notice they are no men in this post? strange eh?
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prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago
mamelody and Tantrum beautiful ladies of HP, what are you talking about, wide, extinguisher??

explain further,
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you're too pretty to know.. we don't want to corrupt your innocent mind
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jonathanacosta17posted 14 years ago
foo- er, no no no...
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You can use the fruits as well !
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  jonathanacosta17posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  what fruit? coz bananas and cucumbers can't do anything for me.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  R U shure ?
  
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  lynnechandlerposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banana skins?!
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You can try coconuts and water melons
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Canteloupes too!
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  dam! just when I thought its only women's arena!!!
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jonathanacosta17posted 14 years ago
se-x...aaaaarrrrggggggghhhhhh!!!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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lynnechandlerposted 14 years ago
Coconuts....seriously ow. Are you trying to maim the boy?
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  that's the idea
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  jonathanacosta17posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  maim me? oh, lynne i've had my share of coconuts. the secret is how to get them to open.
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  lynnechandlerposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  crack it with a fire extinguisher
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jonathanacosta17posted 14 years ago
haven't decided yet. this is torture. though i love handling coconuts and watermelons.
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zampanoposted 14 years ago
I heard about people who had sex with creatures they would eat afterwards.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I usually eat them during
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  lynnechandlerposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I needed a warning on that one, spit Dr. P all over the front of my shirt,
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  pinkyleeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lmao
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Callyanposted 14 years ago
definately sex....
foods a basic need u cant live without it
and sex is want .. hehe lol
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Black Lillyposted 14 years ago
Food I guess... I don't remember when/what/if I eat anyway - why bother?
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Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years ago
Well, it's been about a year since I even had sex, so I guess I wouldn't be giving up much if I gave up sex
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  Faybe Bayposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I've got that beat. Don't remember what year... Still thinking.... No I am not senile.... O heck I guess I already gave up sex. I think it was an accident, but it's been so long I don't remember.
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WriteAngledposted 14 years ago
Sex, definitely. I can always please myself in that respect, as much as I want. Food is another matter altogether.
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Alotaposted 14 years ago
Food, I would starve before I would give up my boyfriends feast.
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Lucky girl then! From my experiences, a vibrator was always better than any "feast" a man had to offer.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I hope you're young enough to look for second chances !
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Don't get me wrong here, I've had good sex, but the great sex always came from B.O.B.
  
  And yes, I think I'm young enough to look for second chances. Just... where to look?
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Alotaposted 14 years ago
Actually, you would not even be alive if it werent for sex, so how can you say you can live without sex....sex if the greatest gift God ever gave us and for that reason I have it twice and three times per day..
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  WriteAngledposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I might not be alive if it were not for sex, but I only remain alive because of food
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  Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Agreed.
  
  I've been without sex already for about 3-4 years...lost track really.
  
  Food is a requirement for sustained life. Sex is optional.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  With whom ?
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Alotaposted 14 years ago
food can only keep the body alive, the spirit and the essence of life is good sex...without good sex your better dead...in fact you are dead..
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hm... *checks pulse* ...Nope, I'm still kicking! And I think I've got a great life, thank you very much.
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  Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And what do you know? You've managed to remain alive too.
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Not sure what that comment is supposed to mean, Cagsil, but I meant I am quite happy and not lacking in a "spiritual" way from my lacking of sex. Hell, if I met the right guy, I'd have sex. But that's not my top priority.
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hello! I'm Mr. Right! Nice to meet you!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  make up your mind dude!! You seem to always offer your "Mr Right" services to everyone...
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  Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Not!
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Alotaposted 14 years ago
my pulse is still racing since my boyfriend took me from behind in the kitchen and hour ago...is your pulse racing
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
We can have orgsms from almost anything !
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Alotaposted 14 years ago
I rememer being in my granny's hous eone time and she had one of those twin tub washing machines...vitrator on wheels...she could never understand why I always went over to her house to do the washing for her....I always finished off with one of those funny shaped carrots....sore but nice
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
I like to eat, and that could include both so.......
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Alotaposted 14 years ago
Hokey - two birds with one stone I like it
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I multi-task!!!
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Alotaposted 14 years ago
Pani - find good sex and everything else will follow...it should be a priority...it is the very essence of life....
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sex is a priority to those who are lacking in other areas of their life. If sex is the most beautiful thing you've experienced, you need to go out and experience other things. Yes, sex is what created us, but it is not what keeps us going every day. Sex does not equal love. I'd rather find love than find a good lay.
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Hmrjmr1posted 14 years ago
Well I wouldn't give up either one voluntarily, just have to die happy
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Alotaposted 14 years ago
Hmrj - I guess I will have to wrench that big meaty burger from your dead cold hands
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  Hmrjmr1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah and the food too!!
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Alotaposted 14 years ago
here could you hold these in your hand
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes! I can juggle too!!!
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Alotaposted 14 years ago
Pani - you dont know what you are missing - I am successful in every walk of life and I owe it all to good sex...
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Alota, I'm so glad you're successful because of sex... So does this mean you own a dildo company, star in porn films, or stand on the street corner every night?
  
  I'm not missing anything. I have a fulfilling life and I am happy.
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Alotaposted 14 years ago
you wont have to juggle these babies the will fit nicely into your hand and you can treat them the way you would treat an ice cream on a warm day
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hmmmmmm..........
  
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Alotaposted 14 years ago
Pani - I hope you are not suggesting that I am a prostitute, although I did think about it once, honestly you need to get out there and get some real love...
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Last time I tried to be a prostitute it cost me $20
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you too !
  
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sad but true! Said I was BuKu!!! Hmmmm....
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  $20?? must have been a real quickie
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well......
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Nothing wrong with prostitutes anyway! Some are very nice people ! I happen to know a few.
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  Hmrjmr1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  somebody talking about paid professionals here?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You're very nice people !
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  WriteAngledposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  So do I. The ones I know are high-class. Won't meet a client unless he forwards copy of driving license or passport. Charge about the same for an overnight as I earn in three days
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Alotaposted 14 years ago
I have a very simple motto in life - A Good Ride will change the Tide.
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Alotaposted 14 years ago
I have to go - KY Jelly out again - OK Im Coming Im Coming...yes I will call you Elton..
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Gina Cooleposted 14 years ago
I might make you an offer too but there will be no whipped cream or strawberries involved (remember you have to choose between sex or food!)
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Not fair!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yep I want in.
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  WOW! This is like a 7some!!!
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WriteAngledposted 14 years ago
The prostitute I know charges £150 ($250?) per hour, with a slight discount on overnight. Most clients are happy to pay for her time to have dinner with her before anything else starts.

Me, I make £150 for a full day of translation...
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Maybe you should reconsider ...
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  WriteAngledposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Naaah, too old, too picky
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  Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  now that sounds like a good side job I can sign up for if dinner is involved
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World Marketingposted 14 years ago
Food!
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Rafiniposted 14 years ago
gave up sex years ago - guess that means I hafta give up food!
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logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago
Wouldn't be that hard to give up food.
Would be damn difficult to give up sex!
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