Uh...first if I did drink I wouldn't...I'd lie on the floor and pour....all in good taste, of course..I wear a lobster bib...
Second, I don't praise Kimberly because I drink (theoretically, of course), I praise her because I'm deluded to believe, despite all indications to the contrary, that she and I are totally unrelated love children of a so-wrong two separate one night stands between Queen Elizabeth and Frank Sinatra, and Queen Elizabeth's second cousin's dog groomer's sister and Don Knots. I got the goofyness, Kimberly got all the brains and the voice....
Please note, however, Kimberly has been put upon by a Hubpages ban, from forums, I believe, which for anyone that knows and follows her here, is totally unjustified. She is nothing if not tactful, respectful, and totally caring in her work, her writing, and in the forums, And certainly, no one can seriously fault her for having fun, and again, never at the expense of others and their sensibilities....that said, in her typical style, she's writing and being happy, in spite of the many attempts to control and manipulate her.