I, Bbnix, object on the grounds that I am the one most worthy for the hubpages hand of the incomparable Mrs. BBnix to be, Kimberly...
No offense to all the great efforts here, but who but me to lounge around, do nothing and take advantage of the good intentions of such a self-less individual as Kimberly.
I mean, aside from her Piece Corp. work, feeding the homeless, singlehandedly, and her dedication to compassionately setting free all pets to the freedom of the wilderness, she needs me to totally take advantage of her.....and yes, literally, help her with the drag and holding back of clothing, and who but Kimberly would allow for an extravaganza of a wedding out back behind my Uncle Barney's barn, including 7 of our closest wedded cousins as our not-quite sophisticated wedding party.
Who could possibly turn down such an offer....
Kimberly please say...."What?"...er...I meaN...."I DO AGREE TO MARRY YOU... OHHHH...WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?"